Goes to show how easy americans have it. If he was in any other country he would be a necced virgin. American girls are way too modest and have low standards.
I don't know who that is but I can guarantee I don't want the pussy he gets
Goes to show how easy americans have it. If he was in any other country he would be a necced virgin. American girls are way too modest and have low standards.
Women are addicted to narcissistic self-delusion, which Ralph excels in. Women can't objectively judge people, things, or ideas, so they have to rely on his self-perception and how others judge him. Ralph thinks he's a living deity and is a C-lister e-celeb, so he gets at least some pussy.
Meanwhile a ISTcel gymcuck's self-doubt is pussy repellant.
Ugly people having kids doesn't mean anything. Ugly people have sex with other Ugly people and procreate every single day. Their relationships with each other mean nothing when I could come by and steal their woman whenever I please.
Get a life you fricking losers. Ethan Ralph is fighting to save America. He’s a hero. Go back to your fan fiction farms loser. He’s done more in a month than you have in your entire life!
I'd go on Kiwi to see if they're verifying this but I don't have time to figure out which of the 50 different Ralph-based boards they're currently using.
he has his own board bc he’s provided a lot of content this year so far, i don’t see why he wouldn’t. there’s a lot to laugh at
i’m currently working through the fatrick hamlinson thread btw
one day we’ll get a pic of him fully shirtless and it’ll be incredible. all the pics we’ve seen of the gunt make it look like a giant fat tumor protruding from his torso
no one is surprised by anything at this point, we all just enjoy laughing at him. have you seen him getting knocked on his ass in portugal? you could show that to anyone in the world with zero context and it’d be funny
FIVE STAR DAYS BABY
>massive gunt gives women additional pleasure during sex and cuddling >layers of tongue warts perfectly stimulate every nerve in a woman's vegana while you're eating her out >thicc ralphafeet signal that you're not a working peasant but a KING
How can gymcels even compete? Why haven't you taken the gunt pill yet, IST?
>probably wheel chair or bed bound >has multiple life threatening disorders >has around 10 years to live at best >still Charismatic af
H-how does he do it bros?
How can a walking corpse have more charisma than me?
>Cries about taking the skeptica down >Disappears >Goes in for experimental diagnosis >Advanced cancer >Has to pick the times he leaves the house carefully because of a totally compromised immune system
Him and totalbiscuit prove that maybe you shouldn't amass hundreds of followers just to attack nobodies. Maybe being a self involved piece of shit has karmic consequences.
What the frick happened to him? He used to be somewhat harmless and sat in the background. Now from the clips he's clearly absolutely coked off his head REEEing like a moronic pig.
i think the power of being in charge of a bunch of literal discord trannies got to his head. he used to actually promote marrying and having white children, but now he has a harem of catboys and is saying having sex with girls is gay.
i hate ralph, but man, when jim's chink wife, jade's face got posted on here, his dickriders went overboard with the copium
that chink b***h looks like bobby lee, nobody can deny it, and homies were playing defense for her big time
he is actually a hollowed-out vessel for a sentient fungal colony, you're seeing the exposed mycelium networks puppetting his tongue around to form words and sentences, otherwise hidden beneath the skin
Congratulations you are verifiably delusional
you can see it right there you fat moron
ethan ralph is proof that looks dont matter
>5'1
>fat
>poor
>lolcow
>has 2 children and gets more pussy than you ever will
I don't care about your literal who e-celeb crush
I don't know who that is but I can guarantee I don't want the pussy he gets
I understand
Goes to show how easy americans have it. If he was in any other country he would be a necced virgin. American girls are way too modest and have low standards.
Women are addicted to narcissistic self-delusion, which Ralph excels in. Women can't objectively judge people, things, or ideas, so they have to rely on his self-perception and how others judge him. Ralph thinks he's a living deity and is a C-lister e-celeb, so he gets at least some pussy.
Meanwhile a ISTcel gymcuck's self-doubt is pussy repellant.
he’s the biggest name in the sektur
Ugly people having kids doesn't mean anything. Ugly people have sex with other Ugly people and procreate every single day. Their relationships with each other mean nothing when I could come by and steal their woman whenever I please.
I'm not interested in fat methheads or manfaced pedophiles. The Ralphamale can take them.
STD. He had a wild night.
Get a life you fricking losers. Ethan Ralph is fighting to save America. He’s a hero. Go back to your fan fiction farms loser. He’s done more in a month than you have in your entire life!
I'd go on Kiwi to see if they're verifying this but I don't have time to figure out which of the 50 different Ralph-based boards they're currently using.
sounds like you’re just moronic
>sounds like you’re just moronic
sound like you share Null's obsession with dedicating 50% of KF to this one fat boy.
Well, for the last months he brought at least 50% of the train wreck content that's worth watching
he has his own board bc he’s provided a lot of content this year so far, i don’t see why he wouldn’t. there’s a lot to laugh at
i’m currently working through the fatrick hamlinson thread btw
achievable natty?
one day we’ll get a pic of him fully shirtless and it’ll be incredible. all the pics we’ve seen of the gunt make it look like a giant fat tumor protruding from his torso
certified GUNT classic
5 STAR DAYS b***h
SSSSSUUUUUEEEEYYYYYYYY
LISTEN ERE I DONT CARE IF ITS HIV OR STD IM THE BEST IN THE SECTOR FROM AIDS ON DOWN
AND THAT MEANS EVERYBODY
Why do people still act surprised when they see a fat cokehead? They’re too many to count, including Ralph.
no one is surprised by anything at this point, we all just enjoy laughing at him. have you seen him getting knocked on his ass in portugal? you could show that to anyone in the world with zero context and it’d be funny
FIVE STAR DAYS BABY
>massive gunt gives women additional pleasure during sex and cuddling
>layers of tongue warts perfectly stimulate every nerve in a woman's vegana while you're eating her out
>thicc ralphafeet signal that you're not a working peasant but a KING
How can gymcels even compete? Why haven't you taken the gunt pill yet, IST?
If it wasn't for Chris chans arrest I'd have no idea who this nobody was.
Trump will rise again baby! I am not the lolcow the left is please come back daddy Jim!
>probably wheel chair or bed bound
>has multiple life threatening disorders
>has around 10 years to live at best
>still Charismatic af
H-how does he do it bros?
How can a walking corpse have more charisma than me?
Forgot pic
>Cries about taking the skeptica down
>Disappears
>Goes in for experimental diagnosis
>Advanced cancer
>Has to pick the times he leaves the house carefully because of a totally compromised immune system
Him and totalbiscuit prove that maybe you shouldn't amass hundreds of followers just to attack nobodies. Maybe being a self involved piece of shit has karmic consequences.
about taking the skeptica down
He was around long after the skeptics, he disappeard when the coof started
What the frick happened to him? He used to be somewhat harmless and sat in the background. Now from the clips he's clearly absolutely coked off his head REEEing like a moronic pig.
Why was he so obsessed with finding Jaden McNeil's cumstains? Wtf is a sussy squad and why does he have one?
reminder that nick's excuse for not working out is that "you wouldnt see a king on the floor with resistance bands, its degrading"
>resistance bands
he's not wrong
Nick says that he wants to look like Timothee Chalemet lmao
i think the power of being in charge of a bunch of literal discord trannies got to his head. he used to actually promote marrying and having white children, but now he has a harem of catboys and is saying having sex with girls is gay.
>having sex with girls is gay
he would fit right in here
>Why was he so obsessed with finding Jaden McNeil's cumstains? Wtf is a sussy squad and why does he have one?
He is gay bro
Aids
Those are his ladybugs
true if big but god damn what a horrible image. gays are truly disgusting and no one should respect them
>dude is talking about wiping an old guys ass to frick him for money
>the old guy is the weird/gross one
homosexual self awareness
i hate ralph, but man, when jim's chink wife, jade's face got posted on here, his dickriders went overboard with the copium
that chink b***h looks like bobby lee, nobody can deny it, and homies were playing defense for her big time
Post pic's
bump
I don't know, but he needs to go again to Portugal for another beating
he is actually a hollowed-out vessel for a sentient fungal colony, you're seeing the exposed mycelium networks puppetting his tongue around to form words and sentences, otherwise hidden beneath the skin