What inhuman feats of strength have you done off the cuff outside the gym?

What inhuman feats of strength have you done off the cuff outside the gym?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ran 100m under 11 seconds.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don believe it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        habeeb it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      post body

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not strength

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explosive speed is pretty strength oriented

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      unless you ran track for about a decade this isn't something you just 'do'. fake and gay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least a decade? my hs pr was like 11.8 and i wasn't even the best guy on the team, seems like it wouldn't take that long to get to that point

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          0.8s at the 100m is a lot of time. You'd probably need at least 2 years of training from non-runner even if you were freakishly gifted.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        every boy in high school should be able to run 100m under 12 sec

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ran as fast as a car going slow speeds*
      >not hard to do
      >why do you hate moths?
      >define flip but impressive
      >retard acted like a retard while you walked by

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ment for

        -Ran fast as a car
        -Kicked a moth
        -punched a moth
        -flipping over my 350lb friend
        -making an autistic girl squeal with delight by simpling walking past her at the mall

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good. I ran a 1:53.2 800m dash back in college. Post calves?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm the fastest moron on planet earth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ran a 10.8 in high school. Was the only white boy on my track team. Still lost at state

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pulling my 10 ton cock out of your mom's tight asshole

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    -Ran fast as a car
    -Kicked a moth
    -punched a moth
    -flipping over my 350lb friend
    -making an autistic girl squeal with delight by simpling walking past her at the mall

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flipping over my 350lb friend
      As in you made him do a backflip or you rolled him onto his belly?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He means he ratted his drug dealing out to the cops

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He means he ratted his drug dealing out to the cops

        kek nah I just flipped him over my shoulder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >making an autistic girl squeal with delight by simply walking past her at the mall
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      WHAT AM I DOING WRONG ANON
      HOW DO I GET AN AUTISTIC GF HELP EM PLEASE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just get her vaccinated

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    punched a moron so hard that his melatonin was obliterated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He never slept again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i have this chapter bookmarked for when i need a pick me up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I CANT SLEEP

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just gave him more time to succeed in. Dont sleep too much.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pushed a car over the curb and into the drive way while my dad was steering it

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got up out of bed this morning 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep it up, anon

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not me but I watched my dad get a mason but stuck in a stud and pull it out with his hand

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hike up a mountain and pray to God

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lifting a water heater onto my shoulder with one arm, pressing 200 lb log overhead, rip phone book in half

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can open all jars, no counter taps needed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

      https://i.imgur.com/gt9Xgqo.jpg

      What inhuman feats of strength have you done off the cuff outside the gym?
      >I can open all jars, no counter taps needed.
      that’s straight bussin no tap

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a teen me and my brother was in a big department store or whatever its called and there was a section with weights.
    We see a teen looking older than me and an older guy, each grab the side of a barbell and lift it together.
    My brother pokes me and points at the barbell and tells me to go lift it alone to make them look weak.
    So I go over and lift it alone. It was heavy as fuck and when I lifted it the skin on the inside of both my elbows just fucking burst open and blood started spraying out.
    No one ever believes me, but I still have scars on both my arms where they burst open.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's fucking sick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek it probably had fresh knurling so it was sharp as fuck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >out
      Post them Anon, sounds kinda sick

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fireman carried a slampig from work and squated 10 reps with her on my shoulders.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I carried the grocery bag that was too heavy for my mom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I carried heavy groceries for mom.
      >t. 27 NEET.

      OH NO NO NO THE HIVEMIND ANON

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to a woman without stuttering.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I carried heavy groceries for mom.
    >t. 27 NEET.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based except maybe the NEET part. You can do succeed fren I believe in you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, I will. I am pretty decent CSlet and I vill job there and make money.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really strength, but one time in high school I was trying to jump over a concrete barrier in a parking lot (3.5 to 4 feet tall probably) and one of my feet clipped it on the way over and I flipped forward. Without even thinking about it I landed directly into a perfect ninja roll and somersaulted right back up

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can lift my testicles with one hand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have tiny nuts or an enormous hand?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >picked up 2 women, put them on my shoulders and ran away like I was abducting them
    >pick up my 250 lb Dad and flip him upside down and spin him around (don’t worry, he loves it!)
    >pick up my Mom, sister and brother at the same time and spin them around in a circle
    >have won fights against two people at once on two occasions (they were smaller then me and didn’t have very much experience though to be fair, I would probably be rocked if they were closer to me in ability or strength)
    >lifted pic related by the axle and pulled it free when some signal nerds got it stuck in the mud when I was in the Army
    >did a 22 mile ruck in kit, with armor, helmet and water with a 240B plus ammo while hungover
    I think that’s it. I also move boulders and stuff for people pretty regularly if they need it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound cool anon

      >pick up my 250 lb Dad and flip him upside down and spin him around
      Lol, my friends used to do this to each other at school. I was the smallest so we thought it would be a really good idea to see who could throw me the furthest, like a hammer throw, that's how I discovered being hurled across a field by your feet hurts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very based. I hope to be as strong as you one day fren.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>did a 22 mile ruck in kit, with armor, helmet and water with a 240B plus ammo while hungover
      How much weight is that total, including bw?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably felt like 600lb but probably closer to 75-100lb if he wasn't cheating on the ruck march with the water.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lifted a roll of carpet in a hardware store to hook it on the rack, by myself. Usually needed a forklift for it but it was broken down that week.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to my nephews end of year carnival at his school. They had one of those hammer bell games there. If you could ring the bell you got tickets to exchange for prizes. None of the male teachers or dads could do it. The girl running the game was laughing and joking when everyone failed. I rang the bell 10 times in a row. She was quiet as shit when I went. It's mostly technique though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mostly about technique
      explain

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carried 7 twenty five pound bags of sugar and flour across the fucking workplace

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was betrayed by one of my best friends and beaten and taunted by soldiers for hours on end. I was then forced to carry a massive wood cross up a mountain which i was crucified and lay exposed to the sun for more hours in excruciating pain. I was so thirsty all they gave me was a sponge they wipe their ass with drenched in vinegar.

    I died, but came back stronger than ever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake and gay

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need to move a giant metal dumpster but the pallet jack was too large to get under it. Managed to squat down and lift it up enough for someone else to slide the jack under it.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still living

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once caught a fat crowd-surfing woman on my neck. Gods know how she got up there in the first place but she came from behind me and slammed down my shoulders, leading to me bending wayyy over leaving all her weight on my neck, before forcing my way back up to standing and throwing her off me towards others. That was pretty wild. Coulda died.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making my wife cum for over a minute nonstop, screaming, until she nearly passed out.
    Other than that, all my feats have been pretty human...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how’d you do it anon

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caught 200 lbs of cement blocks that were thrown at me by an autist at Home Depot. It was then that I knew I was a sik kunt

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was helping my friend move a big long heavy couch from his apartment. We get to the ground floor and he runs off to get the keys to the truck. I get impatient and try to lift the whole couch by myself to the truck. I carry it over like an ant carrying a leaf ten times its size. He was amazed I could carry it at all let alone that far.
    >thanks, I workout sometimes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my twenties I got a free couch that was basically made out of solid wood. No help carrying that up the stairs to my apartment. The toughest part was not fucking up the drywall in the hall. I managed, but not fun.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new chick at work trying to rearrange her area
    >come back and see 3 foids trying to move desk
    >ask if they want a hand
    >do it myself

    It wasn't heavy. They were just dumb

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My neighbor fell and could not get up. I proceeded to brace my core, anchor my legs down, and let him grab onto me as we slowly got up.

    Would never have been able to do this a year ago with my fat skinny slob body.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for helping your fellow man anon. arguably one of the best and most noble goals for getting fit

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stayed up past my bedtime on a work night

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoisted to rando girls on my shoulders at a music concert

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin.
      That's some serious weight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      describe the aroma

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAH based but your hands look like monkey paws HAHAH

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bodyslammed my 190 lb gf (onto a mattress). Flipped her completely upside down and slammed her down onto it. It was really easy, too. Not terribly impressive but we were both kind of surprised at how effortless it was for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >190 lb gf

      love truly is blind.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's quite tall, exactly the right thickness. Just my type, actually.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mines much heavier than that, she's probably around 280. I've been ragdolling her for awhile though.

      This dresser I bought from Walmart was at least like 180 or 200 or something and I just carried the whole thing from my car into my house.

      Bench 185 for reps
      Goblet Squat 100 for reps
      Deadlift 315 1rpm
      Leg press 380 for reps

      I'm pretty weak but my functional strength seems to be quite high. I can lift her on my back for a few seconds and she can't be lighter than 260 or 280.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big numbers in the gym are overkill for daily life. You get strong enough for basically all practical purposes well before you hit 1/2/3/4. Unless you need to lift a car off of someone or try to lift something really awkwardly you'll basically never run up against the limits of your strength outside the gym.

        your girlfriend sounds like a fat bitch

        Post gf's bmi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > gf is 280lbs

        USA! USA! USA!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      your girlfriend sounds like a fat bitch

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    About 6 years ago I got really into grip training so I spent a lot of time doing towel pull ups. After a long time of this I reached a point where I could hold my entire weight like this with just one hand while also holding a 36kg kettlebell in the other. I could only do maybe 4 seconds of this but I remember that I could take a raw potato and just fucking crush it like it was no big deal.
    Also at that time I remember going to pick up my friend from him Judo practice and I met his coach there, shook hands with the coach and even he said "Holy shit, do you rip phone books for a living?"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      teach me your ways

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >phone books
      What the FUCK is a phone book?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I always wanted to pursue grip and extensor training but always kinda slacked off. You give me an inspiration to focus on forearms more.

      Right now only doing hangs and finger push ups. Wondering if I should do at least a set every day of each.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what routine and how long to achieve potato crusher mode?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grip strength is one of the most important kinds of strengths there fucking is. I train it climbing my judo belt up and down several times (I tied it to a wooden beam). Hands hurt like hell doing that, and it gives your forearms a hell of a workout too. Deadlifting and ring work are also very good

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first time I tried one arm pull ups, I did 4 and none of my friends could even hold on to the bar

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scorching hot sand in aus. 3 kids that needed to get up a big dune to the car, so I got all 3 on my back and sprinted up as fast as i could to avoid burning my own feet, fellow ausfags know the sand temp I'm talking about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did none of you have shoes

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I carried three times as many logs at at once as my dad.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I masturbated 9 times in a day

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Knock out anyone with one punch. I am untouchable.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've uprooted two trees in my life.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When i was in 4th grade i vividly remember kicking a soccer ball across an entire field and into the tree line
    I want to say it was 150-250 feet in all
    I have no idea how I did it, but another kid was with me and we were both shocked. It was just me and him after school.
    The best way to describe the feeling of the kick was that my leg wasn’t my own. It felt like my leg was air.
    I have not been able to replicate that to this day. I swear it wasn’t a dream

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Father In law was tying ropes to swing set to drag it and requested help from 2 others to move.

    I was 1 of them and looked at it ,looked at the set up , and just went under it

    He replied "ahh take some of the weight off the swing-set to make dragging easier ?"

    and I picked the entire thing off the ground by the bar and walked it to where it needed to go while they held the ropes not knowing why there was 2 of them helping me.

    After I put it down he attempted to lift it and couldn't get the thing to budge and asked how I did it.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was some 250+lb magnetic separation apparatus shipped to my lab, instructions suggested a chain hoist to lift it onto the workbench. I just threaded a few metal window rods through a hole at the top to make a faux barbell, and then lifted it. My boss now says that they don't need a chain hoist because they have me.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > open almost every bottle people ask me to uncap (true story, no cap)
    > pushed a car along with another dude and it actually moved like I'm a fucking God
    > Lateral raise huge fucking bag of shit I bought on the supermarket self checkout counter
    > Carry like literally up to 10kg in one hand in a huge awkward bag of supermarket shit while walking straight without leaning to the side (this kills the oblique)
    > Couple times I had to move to an apartment on another side of the city, I would carry an insane 100 or 120 liter military backpack full of shit along with a huge fucking bag (also probably 100 liters or something) stuffed with heavy shit. I'd have to stop like every 50 meters but the job would be done
    > probably some more, don't remember now

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can open a box of Oreo cookies and take one out for tomorrow's lunch without eating it. I can have the open box behind me without eating any. I have a Mars bar in front of me right now and I won't eat it. The last Mars bar I ate took me four days. This is a superhuman ability I always wish I had when I was fat. It doesn't take any effort now. It's fucking weird.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick up a fully grown 6'3" man and plop him down on the ground because he was fucking with my sister

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]


      >Pick up a fully grown 6'3" man and plop
      not fucking-fucking with my sister, just harassing her. Don't get ideas IST she's 15

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really strenght feat but I have too much electric energy inside me.
    Once in a while my finger will just burst open and bleed a bit.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >22 y/o college student
    >gf likes a night club near campus
    >she drags me out to it one night
    >they’re holding a competition for “best make out”
    >we sign up
    >everyone has meh routines “femdom”, “guy takes charge”, blah blah blah
    >when we get up there I give her a couple kisses on the mouth, then neck, then I pick her up and power clean her so I’m standing with her legs wrapped around my head
    >we won of course. Got a free meal from a local diner for it.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I looked a woman in the eye and said to her straight "I love you dearly" and she looked at me and replied "my heart is yours, I love you too"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      G-guh fuck that’s the stuff

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I picked up my Amazonian 5’8 GF and fucked her standing in the air, no wall support, nothing

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    crawled 100 yards in a drainage pipe
    lifted the sewer grate that must have weighed over 250. Not the thick dark ones. The large grey ones
    Lifted a pool pump full of sand and water so my step dad could slide the stand underneath

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    moved my family from a singlewide trailer to a 5br house by my self, not off the cuff but w/e.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based
      trailers fucking suck, hope you're happy in the new place

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah were good, one neighbor is a asshole but he's smart enough to leave me alone now.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All kinds of things, according to my son

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One day I'll be like you man.
      I wanna be a dad so fucking badly bro.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the shit, tbh. Went on a bike ride with my son earlier today, afterwards we got ice cream, and I watched him flirt like a champ with a young teenage girl that was probably 3 or 4 years older than him. He had her rolling, and I've never been so goddamn proud anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm so happy for you brother.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once separated a Pitbull fight

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My little sister and I were playing in a swamp. She fell into some quick mud and started sinking. So to pull her out I grabbed the nearest thing. A goddamn tree. I tore it out of the mud by its roots. It had a diameter about as big as my 14 year old waist. I had done caber toss as a kid so I chucked it next to her and climbed it to her, pulled her out. She still talks about it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's really cool

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We had an electrical fire inside the garage and I was able to stay conscious in very thick smoke for an unusual amount of time. Long enough to brute force open the garage door and grab a garden hose and put it out myself.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quit smoking weed, cigarettes and drinking alcohol without any support group bullshit.
    15 years of substance abuse and now I don't even have a cup of coffee in the morning.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      monk anon. I will provide no words of encouragement. do as thou wilt.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    last week at the office a steel door jammed and people said we need a locksmith. Apparently it just needed to pull strong enough.
    t.still dyel

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I'm really drunk at a party I grab the nearest guy, sling him over the shoulder and start dancing the kazachok. It's only an asshole move if the guy in question is a lameo

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jumped higher than a house
    houses can't jump

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One arm chin up

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I squated two of my friends, was easily over 400lbs

    Was drunk as fuck and everybody was impressed, they spent the rest of the party calling me a "prize stallion".

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