What inhuman feats of strength have you done off the cuff outside the gym?
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Ran 100m under 11 seconds.
I don believe it
habeeb it
post body
That's not strength
Explosive speed is pretty strength oriented
unless you ran track for about a decade this isn't something you just 'do'. fake and gay.
at least a decade? my hs pr was like 11.8 and i wasn't even the best guy on the team, seems like it wouldn't take that long to get to that point
0.8s at the 100m is a lot of time. You'd probably need at least 2 years of training from non-runner even if you were freakishly gifted.
every boy in high school should be able to run 100m under 12 sec
>ran as fast as a car going slow speeds*
>not hard to do
>why do you hate moths?
>define flip but impressive
>moron acted like a moron while you walked by
Ment for
Pretty good. I ran a 1:53.2 800m dash back in college. Post calves?
i'm the fastest Black person on planet earth
I ran a 10.8 in high school. Was the only white boy on my track team. Still lost at state
Pulling my 10 ton wiener out of your mom's tight butthole
-Ran fast as a car
-Kicked a moth
-punched a moth
-flipping over my 350lb friend
-making an autistic girl squeal with delight by simpling walking past her at the mall
>flipping over my 350lb friend
As in you made him do a backflip or you rolled him onto his belly?
He means he ratted his drug dealing out to the cops
kek nah I just flipped him over my shoulder
>making an autistic girl squeal with delight by simply walking past her at the mall
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG ANON
HOW DO I GET AN AUTISTIC GF HELP EM PLEASE
Just get her vaccinated
punched a Black person so hard that his melatonin was obliterated
He never slept again
i have this chapter bookmarked for when i need a pick me up
I CANT SLEEP
You just gave him more time to succeed in. Dont sleep too much.
I pushed a car over the curb and into the drive way while my dad was steering it
I got up out of bed this morning 🙂
Keep it up, anon
Not me but I watched my dad get a mason but stuck in a stud and pull it out with his hand
hike up a mountain and pray to God
Lifting a water heater onto my shoulder with one arm, pressing 200 lb log overhead, rip phone book in half
I can open all jars, no counter taps needed.
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What inhuman feats of strength have you done off the cuff outside the gym?
>I can open all jars, no counter taps needed.
that’s straight bussin no tap
As a teen me and my brother was in a big department store or whatever its called and there was a section with weights.
We see a teen looking older than me and an older guy, each grab the side of a barbell and lift it together.
My brother pokes me and points at the barbell and tells me to go lift it alone to make them look weak.
So I go over and lift it alone. It was heavy as frick and when I lifted it the skin on the inside of both my elbows just fricking burst open and blood started spraying out.
No one ever believes me, but I still have scars on both my arms where they burst open.
That's fricking sick
kek it probably had fresh knurling so it was sharp as frick
>out
Post them Anon, sounds kinda sick
fireman carried a slampig from work and squated 10 reps with her on my shoulders.
I carried the grocery bag that was too heavy for my mom
OH NO NO NO THE HIVEMIND ANON
Talk to a woman without stuttering.
I carried heavy groceries for mom.
>t. 27 NEET.
Based except maybe the NEET part. You can do succeed fren I believe in you.
Thanks anon, I will. I am pretty decent CSlet and I vill job there and make money.
Not really strength, but one time in high school I was trying to jump over a concrete barrier in a parking lot (3.5 to 4 feet tall probably) and one of my feet clipped it on the way over and I flipped forward. Without even thinking about it I landed directly into a perfect ninja roll and somersaulted right back up
i can lift my testicles with one hand
Do you have tiny nuts or an enormous hand?
>picked up 2 women, put them on my shoulders and ran away like I was abducting them
>pick up my 250 lb Dad and flip him upside down and spin him around (don’t worry, he loves it!)
>pick up my Mom, sister and brother at the same time and spin them around in a circle
>have won fights against two people at once on two occasions (they were smaller then me and didn’t have very much experience though to be fair, I would probably be rocked if they were closer to me in ability or strength)
>lifted pic related by the axle and pulled it free when some signal nerds got it stuck in the mud when I was in the Army
>did a 22 mile ruck in kit, with armor, helmet and water with a 240B plus ammo while hungover
I think that’s it. I also move boulders and stuff for people pretty regularly if they need it.
You sound cool anon
>pick up my 250 lb Dad and flip him upside down and spin him around
Lol, my friends used to do this to each other at school. I was the smallest so we thought it would be a really good idea to see who could throw me the furthest, like a hammer throw, that's how I discovered being hurled across a field by your feet hurts.
Very based. I hope to be as strong as you one day fren.
>>did a 22 mile ruck in kit, with armor, helmet and water with a 240B plus ammo while hungover
How much weight is that total, including bw?
probably felt like 600lb but probably closer to 75-100lb if he wasn't cheating on the ruck march with the water.
Lifted a roll of carpet in a hardware store to hook it on the rack, by myself. Usually needed a forklift for it but it was broken down that week.
I went to my nephews end of year carnival at his school. They had one of those hammer bell games there. If you could ring the bell you got tickets to exchange for prizes. None of the male teachers or dads could do it. The girl running the game was laughing and joking when everyone failed. I rang the bell 10 times in a row. She was quiet as shit when I went. It's mostly technique though.
>mostly about technique
explain
Carried 7 twenty five pound bags of sugar and flour across the fricking workplace
I was betrayed by one of my best friends and beaten and taunted by soldiers for hours on end. I was then forced to carry a massive wood cross up a mountain which i was crucified and lay exposed to the sun for more hours in excruciating pain. I was so thirsty all they gave me was a sponge they wipe their ass with drenched in vinegar.
I died, but came back stronger than ever.
fake and gay
Need to move a giant metal dumpster but the pallet jack was too large to get under it. Managed to squat down and lift it up enough for someone else to slide the jack under it.
I'm still living
I once caught a fat crowd-surfing woman on my neck. Gods know how she got up there in the first place but she came from behind me and slammed down my shoulders, leading to me bending wayyy over leaving all her weight on my neck, before forcing my way back up to standing and throwing her off me towards others. That was pretty wild. Coulda died.
Making my wife cum for over a minute nonstop, screaming, until she nearly passed out.
Other than that, all my feats have been pretty human...
how’d you do it anon
Caught 200 lbs of cement blocks that were thrown at me by an autist at Home Depot. It was then that I knew I was a sik kunt
Was helping my friend move a big long heavy couch from his apartment. We get to the ground floor and he runs off to get the keys to the truck. I get impatient and try to lift the whole couch by myself to the truck. I carry it over like an ant carrying a leaf ten times its size. He was amazed I could carry it at all let alone that far.
>thanks, I workout sometimes
In my twenties I got a free couch that was basically made out of solid wood. No help carrying that up the stairs to my apartment. The toughest part was not fricking up the drywall in the hall. I managed, but not fun.
>new chick at work trying to rearrange her area
>come back and see 3 foids trying to move desk
>ask if they want a hand
>do it myself
It wasn't heavy. They were just dumb
My neighbor fell and could not get up. I proceeded to brace my core, anchor my legs down, and let him grab onto me as we slowly got up.
Would never have been able to do this a year ago with my fat skinny slob body.
thank you for helping your fellow man anon. arguably one of the best and most noble goals for getting fit
Stayed up past my bedtime on a work night
Hoisted to rando girls on my shoulders at a music concert
Mirin.
That's some serious weight
describe the aroma
HAHAHAHAH based but your hands look like monkey paws HAHAH
Bodyslammed my 190 lb gf (onto a mattress). Flipped her completely upside down and slammed her down onto it. It was really easy, too. Not terribly impressive but we were both kind of surprised at how effortless it was for me.
>190 lb gf
love truly is blind.
She's quite tall, exactly the right thickness. Just my type, actually.
Mines much heavier than that, she's probably around 280. I've been ragdolling her for awhile though.
This dresser I bought from Walmart was at least like 180 or 200 or something and I just carried the whole thing from my car into my house.
Bench 185 for reps
Goblet Squat 100 for reps
Deadlift 315 1rpm
Leg press 380 for reps
I'm pretty weak but my functional strength seems to be quite high. I can lift her on my back for a few seconds and she can't be lighter than 260 or 280.
Big numbers in the gym are overkill for daily life. You get strong enough for basically all practical purposes well before you hit 1/2/3/4. Unless you need to lift a car off of someone or try to lift something really awkwardly you'll basically never run up against the limits of your strength outside the gym.
Post gf's bmi
> gf is 280lbs
USA! USA! USA!
your girlfriend sounds like a fat b***h
About 6 years ago I got really into grip training so I spent a lot of time doing towel pull ups. After a long time of this I reached a point where I could hold my entire weight like this with just one hand while also holding a 36kg kettlebell in the other. I could only do maybe 4 seconds of this but I remember that I could take a raw potato and just fricking crush it like it was no big deal.
Also at that time I remember going to pick up my friend from him Judo practice and I met his coach there, shook hands with the coach and even he said "Holy shit, do you rip phone books for a living?"
teach me your ways
>phone books
What the FRICK is a phone book?
Man I always wanted to pursue grip and extensor training but always kinda slacked off. You give me an inspiration to focus on forearms more.
Right now only doing hangs and finger push ups. Wondering if I should do at least a set every day of each.
what routine and how long to achieve potato crusher mode?
Grip strength is one of the most important kinds of strengths there fricking is. I train it climbing my judo belt up and down several times (I tied it to a wooden beam). Hands hurt like hell doing that, and it gives your forearms a hell of a workout too. Deadlifting and ring work are also very good
The first time I tried one arm pull ups, I did 4 and none of my friends could even hold on to the bar
Scorching hot sand in aus. 3 kids that needed to get up a big dune to the car, so I got all 3 on my back and sprinted up as fast as i could to avoid burning my own feet, fellow ausgays know the sand temp I'm talking about.
why did none of you have shoes
I carried three times as many logs at at once as my dad.
I jerk offd 9 times in a day
Knock out anyone with one punch. I am untouchable.
I've uprooted two trees in my life.
When i was in 4th grade i vividly remember kicking a soccer ball across an entire field and into the tree line
I want to say it was 150-250 feet in all
I have no idea how I did it, but another kid was with me and we were both shocked. It was just me and him after school.
The best way to describe the feeling of the kick was that my leg wasn’t my own. It felt like my leg was air.
I have not been able to replicate that to this day. I swear it wasn’t a dream
Father In law was tying ropes to swing set to drag it and requested help from 2 others to move.
I was 1 of them and looked at it ,looked at the set up , and just went under it
He replied "ahh take some of the weight off the swing-set to make dragging easier ?"
and I picked the entire thing off the ground by the bar and walked it to where it needed to go while they held the ropes not knowing why there was 2 of them helping me.
After I put it down he attempted to lift it and couldn't get the thing to budge and asked how I did it.
There was some 250+lb magnetic separation apparatus shipped to my lab, instructions suggested a chain hoist to lift it onto the workbench. I just threaded a few metal window rods through a hole at the top to make a faux barbell, and then lifted it. My boss now says that they don't need a chain hoist because they have me.
> open almost every bottle people ask me to uncap (true story, no cap)
> pushed a car along with another dude and it actually moved like I'm a fricking God
> Lateral raise huge fricking bag of shit I bought on the supermarket self checkout counter
> Carry like literally up to 10kg in one hand in a huge awkward bag of supermarket shit while walking straight without leaning to the side (this kills the oblique)
> Couple times I had to move to an apartment on another side of the city, I would carry an insane 100 or 120 liter military backpack full of shit along with a huge fricking bag (also probably 100 liters or something) stuffed with heavy shit. I'd have to stop like every 50 meters but the job would be done
> probably some more, don't remember now
I can open a box of Oreo cookies and take one out for tomorrow's lunch without eating it. I can have the open box behind me without eating any. I have a Mars bar in front of me right now and I won't eat it. The last Mars bar I ate took me four days. This is a superhuman ability I always wish I had when I was fat. It doesn't take any effort now. It's fricking weird.
Pick up a fully grown 6'3" man and plop him down on the ground because he was fricking with my sister
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>Pick up a fully grown 6'3" man and plop
not fricking-fricking with my sister, just harassing her. Don't get ideas IST she's 15
Not really strenght feat but I have too much electric energy inside me.
Once in a while my finger will just burst open and bleed a bit.
>be me
>22 y/o college student
>gf likes a night club near campus
>she drags me out to it one night
>they’re holding a competition for “best make out”
>we sign up
>everyone has meh routines “femdom”, “guy takes charge”, blah blah blah
>when we get up there I give her a couple kisses on the mouth, then neck, then I pick her up and power clean her so I’m standing with her legs wrapped around my head
>we won of course. Got a free meal from a local diner for it.
I looked a woman in the eye and said to her straight "I love you dearly" and she looked at me and replied "my heart is yours, I love you too"
G-guh frick that’s the stuff
I picked up my Amazonian 5’8 GF and fricked her standing in the air, no wall support, nothing
crawled 100 yards in a drainage pipe
lifted the sewer grate that must have weighed over 250. Not the thick dark ones. The large grey ones
Lifted a pool pump full of sand and water so my step dad could slide the stand underneath
moved my family from a singlewide trailer to a 5br house by my self, not off the cuff but w/e.
based
trailers fricking suck, hope you're happy in the new place
yeah were good, one neighbor is a butthole but he's smart enough to leave me alone now.
All kinds of things, according to my son
One day I'll be like you man.
I wanna be a dad so fricking badly bro.
It's the shit, tbh. Went on a bike ride with my son earlier today, afterwards we got ice cream, and I watched him flirt like a champ with a young teenage girl that was probably 3 or 4 years older than him. He had her rolling, and I've never been so goddamn proud anon
I'm so happy for you brother.
I once separated a Pitbull fight
My little sister and I were playing in a swamp. She fell into some quick mud and started sinking. So to pull her out I grabbed the nearest thing. A goddamn tree. I tore it out of the mud by its roots. It had a diameter about as big as my 14 year old waist. I had done caber toss as a kid so I chucked it next to her and climbed it to her, pulled her out. She still talks about it.
That's really cool
We had an electrical fire inside the garage and I was able to stay conscious in very thick smoke for an unusual amount of time. Long enough to brute force open the garage door and grab a garden hose and put it out myself.
Quit smoking weed, cigarettes and drinking alcohol without any support group bullshit.
15 years of substance abuse and now I don't even have a cup of coffee in the morning.
monk anon. I will provide no words of encouragement. do as thou wilt.
last week at the office a steel door jammed and people said we need a locksmith. Apparently it just needed to pull strong enough.
t.still dyel
Whenever I'm really drunk at a party I grab the nearest guy, sling him over the shoulder and start dancing the kazachok. It's only an butthole move if the guy in question is a lameo
Jumped higher than a house
houses can't jump
One arm chin up
I squated two of my friends, was easily over 400lbs
Was drunk as frick and everybody was impressed, they spent the rest of the party calling me a "prize stallion".