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  1. 1 month ago
    Giddy
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get the frick out of here you turd sucking homosexual chocolate chip butt slop anus cookie mongoloid

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bavarian donuts

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my transgirl gf's semen
    seriously she has the thickest and most voluminous loads ever. fricking yumola in my tumola

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kino dessert I had all over India. Apparently made as ahangover cure for some Israeli tourist.

      https://i.imgur.com/cYjTvVc.jpg

      Cheesecake (my second favorite is my transgirl gf's semen seriously she has the thickest and most voluminous loads ever. fricking yumola in my tumola)

      Based, my transgf goons off in the morning as I'm getting ready for work n splooges in my mourh. Love it.

      https://i.imgur.com/LKGvGQ8.jpg

      Baba au rhum

      Based.

      [...]
      lucky. My girlfriend doesnt like sitting on my face.

      Lame. Dump her boring ass. Would never settle for a boring b***h. Part of the reason why I hate women, their sexuality is so null and emotion-based; no fun physical fetishes or visual-stimuli like a man has. It's why I love having a transgf, she has man-brain and loves touching me all over, sniffing my pits, ass, taint, eating my ass, having me sit on her face and Loves getting creampied, me sucking it out (feltching) and then cumkissing (snowballing) it with her. No ciswoman would be into that freaky shit, or if she was, she's 1 in 10million compared to how common fetishes of the Physical-visual kind are for men. Hell, women watch lesbian porn more than straight dudes do, they are literally more visually turned on by other women, than by the hottest guy or their own partner.
      Look up some sexual studies, like those done by the university of essex.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's fricking hot bro
        you should tell her to goon all day while you're at work so she can work up a huge load and then let it all out in your mouth when you get back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/cYjTvVc.jpg

      Cheesecake (my second favorite is my transgirl gf's semen seriously she has the thickest and most voluminous loads ever. fricking yumola in my tumola)

      >my girlfriend doesn't like...
      Who gives a frick what she likes? Just impose your will on her. That's what has always worked for me.

      https://i.imgur.com/VsMoMuc.jpg

      Kino dessert I had all over India. Apparently made as ahangover cure for some Israeli tourist.

      [...]
      Based, my transgf goons off in the morning as I'm getting ready for work n splooges in my mourh. Love it.
      [...]
      Based.
      [...]
      Lame. Dump her boring ass. Would never settle for a boring b***h. Part of the reason why I hate women, their sexuality is so null and emotion-based; no fun physical fetishes or visual-stimuli like a man has. It's why I love having a transgf, she has man-brain and loves touching me all over, sniffing my pits, ass, taint, eating my ass, having me sit on her face and Loves getting creampied, me sucking it out (feltching) and then cumkissing (snowballing) it with her. No ciswoman would be into that freaky shit, or if she was, she's 1 in 10million compared to how common fetishes of the Physical-visual kind are for men. Hell, women watch lesbian porn more than straight dudes do, they are literally more visually turned on by other women, than by the hottest guy or their own partner.
      Look up some sexual studies, like those done by the university of essex.

      What is this transgf semen propoganda???? Is this a meme?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A woman’s butthole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My wife's butthole.

      lucky. My girlfriend doesnt like sitting on my face.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >my girlfriend doesn't like...
        Who gives a frick what she likes? Just impose your will on her. That's what has always worked for me.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife's butthole.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dog turds mixed with wet butt turds sprinkled with anal polyps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good morning saar

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pumpkin pie, caramel apples anything with pears.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God what a homosexual why don’t you go eat some turds out of an aids ridden anus while you’re at it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Snails

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nooo don't gary

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cheesecake (my second favorite is my transgirl gf's semen seriously she has the thickest and most voluminous loads ever. fricking yumola in my tumola)

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Baba au rhum

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to eat ice cream and stay healthy? This is the hardest pill to swallow for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah just don't eat excessive amounts. It is pretty much just milk and sugar with some other filler thrown in (unless if you get the high quality ice cream). It's not like you're smoking cigarettes and binge drinking alcohol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      everything in moderation moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A small amount every once in a while is okay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Add nuts and fruit to it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally have a monster 2000 calorie bowl with chocolate and peanut butter syrups and whipped cream and reeses peanut butter cup chunks dolloped in, as long as you only have it like once a month or so. I mean think about 2000 excess calories spread out over 30 days. That's a daily caloric surplus of 66 calories. Just reduce your daily intake by that much for a month and you completely offset it. Or that's like a half mile walk, 10 minutes, every day.
      Better yet, just fast the next day and it's like it never happened. Dur hard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how metabolism works even a little

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you blame your metabolism for being 400lbs don't you fatty mcfatterson.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *saves your ice cream addiction*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >artificial sweetners

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I became a better person when my beer money became halo top money. Good shit, wish I could buy it in bigger quantities

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just make your own it's healthier and easier.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Really? Is greek yogurt the base? I'm keen to learn how.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jelly beans

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    brownies

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's picrel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Made with Real(c) Chocolate!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >made with real chocolate
      I saw also made with real cheese on other packaging.
      Are the manufacturers taking the piss with the consumers and put fake shit in it to save pennies?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one of the simplest joys in my life is a nice can of peaches.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    raw amino acids

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Firearms

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ultra sour gummy worms

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen blueberries

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hamburgers

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you know what, a good gelato might actually be it.
    Miss me with that sprinkles shit though. Btw do some people really put gummy bears on ice cream? That's psychotic

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cheesecake
    Cherry pie
    Sorbet

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Quark (european dairy product, think super low fat yoghurt) with sugar replacements and cocoa powder. If I'm feeling frisky I'll add some granola with nuts or frozen raspberries.

    The protein on this is impeccable (50 grams of protein per box with no carbs or fat to speak of). I rarely so this but if I strain all the whey from it it has similar nutrition to protein powder.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Waffles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >syrup on a waffle
      What are you? Canadian? Fricking LEAFS.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you never been to Waffle House you fricking piece of shit? The shit I'd do to you would get whatever rekt thread on /gif/ I put it in deleted and have the Feds propose legislation to ban IST.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          post body

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Breakfast has a lot of good unhealthy food. Donuts, pastries all that shit smacks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you live in a hotel?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cookie dough ice cream.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its fine to eat one every Saturday right? (one is 502 kcal)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ice cream

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make a banana split with oikos greek yogurt, a banana, natural peanut butter and honey. Good as any dessert on here and isnt quite as macro unfriendly. Picrel chili last night

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These fricking things are my kryptonite, they aren't healthy but it's a small enough portion that I can eat one and not feel too bad. They taste so much better than other yogurt, must be the glass containers. Glass just hits different.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla ice cream with berries

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not really a dessert but i fricking love slim jims

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mhmmm slop
    a toast to delicious slop

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