What is a healthy amount of bowel movements to have in a week?

What is a healthy amount of bowel movements to have in a week?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shitting 20+ times a week is crazy

    I am a brit and I shit once a day on average overall. Rarely I will go twice a day and there are some days I dont poop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xyUMGEj.jpeg

      What is a healthy amount of bowel movements to have in a week?

      I’m kind of confused I shit once a day. How are some of these places shitting up to 4x a day?? I want that kind of metabolism where I eat and the food processes so fast I take a dumb a few hours later. I’ve known a few people like that they were always in super good shape very active. Which I guess is part of the solution.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BBL drizzy for the sevens? 7’s for metabolism poops?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i shit 7-9 times a week

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shit maybe 3 to 5 times a day
    mostly in the morning

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm French and I really think our number is closer to 30
    45 is pushing it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same as
      I go 3/4 times a day max, even with coffee and protine.
      That said, older frenchgays are turbo shit machines.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have 2 each day, on bad days 4-5

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7-21

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be bogus. 1-2 times a day, probably 7-10 times a week. No way Shitalians are going 8 times a DAY.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is. The original chart lists world heritage sites by country.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes way more sense.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This must be a joke no way italians shit 8 times a day that would take so much time

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use to shit once every 3 or 4 days until I started taking fiber pills (psyllium), now it's once a day.

    This entire graph is 100% bullshit though. I'd love to see the data gathering method being used. It's either something goofy like sampling 10 people for a country with millions, or it's just blatantly made up. I'm leaning towards the latter.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of you, Latvia and others are genuinely suffering. Why, in America it's customary to take a good quality toe curler poop sesh right after your first burger of the day.

    Also these numbers don't add up, 50 shits a week? It's not realistic. Unless they're taking breaks to get an espresso but even then.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the stats on India?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 8th shit of the day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god I thought my 5 a day was excessive
      what is your diet like?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol is this some stealth /misc/ post about immigrants?
      I piss about once a day and shit maybe once every 2 days. I cannot believe there are people who shit more than once PER DAY. do you all always have diarrhea or something?

      kek funniest post today

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >piss once a day
        Ramadan is over Achmed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i shit 8 times a day too and i don't mind it, shitting feels good when it's not a dry hard shit that takes 40 minutes to squeeze out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that 30 second no wiping required small hard pebble deer-droppings tier shit
        literally the best type of shit you can have IMHO. sit down, shoot out some stones, wipe once and see you're clean (can still wash or bidet or wet wipe if you want ofc) and you're out of there in like 3 minutes.

        unfortunately 90% of my shits are grueling half hour sessions where I just keep shitting and shitting and wiping and shitting and wiping again and then realizing there's still even more creamy shit on the way

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are they counting just pissing as a bowel movement?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    50 times a week or 3-4 times a day is optimal.

    when I was eating better I'd shit 6-7 times a day which I'm pretty sure is what a human is supposed to having.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nope you're an amerishart with a raped gut

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shit twice a day and always thought that's the average

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >used to poo 4+ times a day
    >start eating more fiber
    >poo twice a day, once when I first get up and another in the evening
    >for all intensive purposes day is an hour longer since I spend less time on the toilet
    Wish I did this earlier. Only downside is that apparently I'm a disgrace to my Italian ancestors.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are meds shitting 7-8 times a day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good question. Normal people don't even pee that much. But I'm more concerned about estonians. How can anyone last 4 days without shitting...

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope every single post ITT is ironic.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are people only shitting once a day? So you just have all that poop sitting in you all day? That's gross

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shitting 8 times a day

    jesus, I don't know if I even pee 8 times a day

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happens here?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MonteBlack too lazy to shit

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I getting trolled? Are some of you actually shitting 5 times a day?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    macedonian chads rise up

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick a 40 year old woman
      >Italians

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AVEVA 39 ANNI, 364 GIORNI, 23 ORE E 59 MINUTI, MALATO DI MERDA.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > shit comes out in one large solid piece

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you wipe once and there's nothing there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that only happens in movies

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is a bowel movement?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >macedonians shit once a week

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why yes I do shit at least 3-4 times a day

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4 for Slovenia
    I shit more than once per day and I'm slovenian

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    46 for Germany?
    When I was vegan I shat 3 times a day which was absolutely crazy for me. Now it is once, some days twice. 46? How? Wtf.

    t. 190cm 120kg >5000kcal a day

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7.

    >40+ bowel movements per week
    >6 to 7 a day
    Tell me this a fricking meme. Wtf.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you're telling me I can just make up numbers and put them on a map and a bunch of morons on the internet will believe me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the numbers are believable then yes.
      If you told me that Germans shit 46 times in one week and Italians shit 55 times, I'd honestly believe you instantly without looking it up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If the numbers are believable
        >If you told me that Germans shit 46 times in one week and Italians shit 55 times
        Seriously? You'd believe that people shit 7-8 times per day?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd believe that Germans and Italians shit 7-8 times a day, yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, as long as it's fun

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know when you have diarrhea and it doesn't hurt when it comes out? so satisfying

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kosovo: 0

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And of course SHITALIANS shattering all records. Sad!

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All ya stupid fricks in this thread, the picture is of UNESCO sites per country. Not bowel movements per week, it's a joke picture.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    italy is really getting at it , is it the coffee?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i heckin' LOVE bowling!

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did Italians survive the lockdowns with all the toilet oaper shortage?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I survived Necro enterocolitis as a child. I take seed symbiotic for gut health, along with coq10 and bio pqq. In the morning I'll drink black coffee and that really gets my bowels moving. Post coffee poo is the best. I probably have 4 - 6 bowel movements a day.

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