What is his future?

Can he recover?
Will he die?
What will the consequences be?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s rich as fuck and unlike booger, doesn’t waste it on toys and is unapologetic for who he is. Anything that comes next is whip cream on his asshole at this point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even with all of the money he has, there is only so much that can be done with the level of medical technology that we currently have. Maybe 15-25 years in the future there will be a breakthrough that can help people like Niko, but he doesn't have that long with the way he is going.

      https://i.imgur.com/Xl6YLrY.png

      Can he recover?
      Will he die?
      What will the consequences be?

      (OP)
      If he doesn't lose weight and start exercising ASAP, he is probably going to die before 45

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's got money and a fat Columbian man railing him. He's like OP but less fat.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lurk more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the guy that draws the yearly IST comic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it really??

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the fact that he exists, in a reality-is-stranger-than-fiction kind of way, because he's like a real life tragic character and I love watching the analysis videos about him. I remember one of the videos showed him in his grotesque form in his luxurious apartment that he ended up in as a result of his harvesting of his own demise.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of that crying is real. moron is laughing and eating his way to the bank while you “pity” watch.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moron is laughing and eating his way to the bank
        Only midwits say phrases like this. It's not that you're wrong, it's just that it's such a stupid person thing to say, because those of you who say phrases like this think you've cracked some kind of code that no one else has, when in reality, it's just that it's way too obvious of a thing to state and no one gives a fuck.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I was only pretending to be retarded
          Pottery, bigger gay than Nick.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how foolish of you to not make your every post a performance begging people to compliment your intelligence
          lol get a load of this weirdo

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends whether he stops or not. If he does stop and loses weight, being rich and affording proper healthcare he could live for a long time. Otherwise 40's or early 50's at the latest.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you want to live forever? I do not understand wanting to live till your 80 and shitting and pissing your pants. Babies don’t know any better, but unless you lose your mind in old age you are stuck in this husk that ignores your will and you spend a lot of time embarrassed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jack lalanne lived to 96 and lifted to that age too. 96 is a lot longer to live than 50. Of course there is a balance to be had here between sin and discipline and your luck of the draw genetics wise will differ. I also lift and enjoy a healthy lifestyle because it makes me feel good.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not saying not to lift, but people are way too obsessed with longevity. Ric Drasin made me sad but I also know he was hating how much he had to slow down too and missing his old friends. I think fit focuses too much on the end. Aren’t here for long time but I’m in for a good time.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which is why I personally think the correct choice is somewhere in the middle between the Nikocado lifestyle and ultra IST scooby lifestyle.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit changes when you have kids and want to see them be successful nd happy. Then grandkids and want to see the same thing.

        You need a family that loves you anon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got 10 year left give or take. I have one elderly relative left who “needs” me and need is a strong word. I take care of them, cook and clean, take em to doctors. My attention is on this one person, my job, and lifting. They die it is a coin toss if eat a bullet or go bum around a bit and see some stuff I may have missed and then eating a bullet. Chances of me having a kid, let alone falling in love, are next to zero.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do not eat a bullet anon, that is a horrible thing to do and will devastate people around you (even if you don't think anyone cares)
            Get away from your job
            You're gonna make it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            of course you wanna eat a bullet if that's all there is to your life. you've gotta go out and do shit, anon, meet people, pursue passions. if anything, once this dependant is gone it should be your license to get out there and live.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I do not understand wanting to live till your 80 and shitting and pissing your pants.
        that's what 80s like for people who let themselves go and don't have long left. my grandfather lived to his late 80s and was still perfectly independent until the last few months (too independent to see a fucking doctor, that's for sure, or the stubborn git coulda gone on a lot longer), and my grandmother's into her 90s. she stays home most of the time these days by choice, but she's perfectly mobile and capable.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's the greatest performance artist of our generation

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can he recover?
    No. He'll always be a gay.
    >Will he die?
    We're all going to die, anon.
    >What will the consequences be?
    Organ damage. Loose skin. Anal prolapse.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i watched nick before he became "famous" and i like him

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO HERE IS MAN ENOUGH TO FUCKING POST IT

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can he recover?
    Not entirely, but he can fix a lot if he chooses
    >Will he die?
    We all die, Anon
    >What will the consequences be?
    He's already at least on a cpap. I don't know more than that, its just waiting to see what part of him breaks first

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What is his future?
    He will continue living to spite all his haters and I'll be supporting him every step of the way.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What is his future?
    looks bad. I think he has gotten to the point where the gluttony has consumed him and taken over the performance. He stopped making content.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is image on the left supposed to be conveying? It looks like he's in pain

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can he recover?
    Depends on if he wants to put in the work.
    >Will he die?
    Depends on if he makes major changes to his lifestyle.
    >What will the consequences be?
    If he doesn't change his eating and exercise habits (or lack thereof) he's headed for diabetes and heart disease. Dead before 50 for sure.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody's going to die at some point. The difference is if there's long term suffering involved.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can he recover?
    No.
    >Will he die?
    Eventually.
    >What will the consequences be?
    We all get to laugh at another dead lardass.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine how amazing it would be if he lost it all and got fit. Instead of doing videos of him eating, he documents his transformation and showed the fatties that it is possible to change.
    It would be the greatest redemtion arc of this century

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. it's a lot easier to lose weight and return to a healthy weight if you've already known a healthy lifestyle
      2. dude is rich as fuck and could easily hire personal trainers and dieticians to map out his weight loss

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      x2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        x3

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he say he'd retire at 30 and lose all the weight? Or was that just a IST meme?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did actually say that but what are the chances that he'll actually go through with it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends how much money he keeps to retire on or if the greed is as deep as the gluttony.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What makes 'cado so based? Boogie is a fat fuck but is cringe as hell.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boogie is cloaked in shame, lies and manipulation. niko lets it all hang out. despite all his tears and drama, he doesn't court pity, he invites ridicule, he knows he's a spectacle and he manages to approach it from a position of strength and self awareness. there's something respectable about that, compared to boogie who is in a constant state of denial, shame and ebegging.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nick could get in shape if he really set his mind to it. His upload schedule across all his different channels shows there’s nothing wrong with his work ethic. The real problem is that there’s no guarantee of success like he has now. Nick’s too afraid of failure to risk kneecapping his income.

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