what mental illness is this? what is her endgame? is she going to kill him and milk the sympathy? is she milking the attention/sympathy already? either way she's a soulless harpy
she's terrified of losing control, so she picked a completely helpless guy
she's a woman, so the attention whoring potential must be a factor too, of course.
what mental illness is this? what is her endgame? is she going to kill him and milk the sympathy? is she milking the attention/sympathy already? either way she's a soulless harpy
alright, fair play to the man. he's gonna die young and never experience life to the fullest. why shouldn't he at least be allowed to have an attractive, albeit profoundly mentally ill attention prostitute wife. i just hope she's nice to him off of the camera as well.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I hope so, too
2 years ago
Anonymous
~~*Elaine*~~
2 years ago
Anonymous
stephen hawking was a massive piece of shit who definitely deserved that if it's true.
2 years ago
Anonymous
why? genuine question
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kek imagine her wheeling him out in the sun, taking the batteries out of his chair, running away, and leaving him flatly pleading in his robot voice >Elaine >Elaine >Elaine
i hate this wienery little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his prostitute in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb c**t enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the little b***h he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fricking moron pumpkin head. so fricking sick of this little piece of shit.
this dude and his family had a business plan that included an "attractive girlfriend" (aka full-time caretaker) to vlog with in hopes of striking gold. you can see images of him with other girls that had auditioned/tried out for the gig but pulled out. this girl stuck around, probably has a healthy salary, and it worked out for him and her. she's just waiting for him to pass on and get her promised severance package.
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He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.
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This. There was another woman that he has some videos with when he started out.
Aberrations like this don’t exist in nature. The fact that it’s publicised guarantees it.
That being said good luck to him, I hope he is getting what he pays for.
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Glad you guys cleared this up. I feel better now that I don't have to rely on something as gay as "personality" to get a chick.
You are welcome.
Personality beyond being a relatively normal human is jestermaxing.
Here he is with a different girl from 2015ish. There was another one before that.
i'm almost starting to think he's a glowie and his op is to demoralize us. think about it, we see this moronic midget frick with this tall, sturdy and sexy woman, and then we look at ourselves who are normal full-sized adults with no gf or wife and subsequently feel like we're worth less than this withered son of a b***h who probably shits himself daily. he came out of nowhere and people did some digging and found him trying to cast other hot girls before this one finally stuck and they rolled with the grift. this crippled midget Black person glows.
this dude and his family had a business plan that included an "attractive girlfriend" (aka full-time caretaker) to vlog with in hopes of striking gold. you can see images of him with other girls that had auditioned/tried out for the gig but pulled out. this girl stuck around, probably has a healthy salary, and it worked out for him and her. she's just waiting for him to pass on and get her promised severance package.
He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.
This. There was another woman that he has some videos with when he started out.
Aberrations like this don’t exist in nature. The fact that it’s publicised guarantees it.
That being said good luck to him, I hope he is getting what he pays for.
He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.
[...]
This. There was another woman that he has some videos with when he started out.
Aberrations like this don’t exist in nature. The fact that it’s publicised guarantees it.
That being said good luck to him, I hope he is getting what he pays for.
Glad you guys cleared this up. I feel better now that I don't have to rely on something as gay as "personality" to get a chick.
she's terrified of losing control, so she picked a completely helpless guy
she's a woman, so the attention whoring potential must be a factor too, of course.
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Hes a millionaire
He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.
God she'd be so easy to rape. He literally couldn't do anything. Even if he had a gun he wouldn't be able to hold it straight, the danger of him accidentally hitting her instead of me would be greater than the odds of me putting my baby in her uterus. Not that I wouldn't do it anyway, if not the first time then the second or the third. Or the hundredth, it's not like there'd be a time limit. Imagine him shaking back and forth as I'm plowing his woman with everything I've got. It would be the first time she's been fricked in years, at least to his knowledge. She'd be reminded of what she's missing out on, what she's been craving all this time but denying for the sake of the attention her virtue signalling gives her. But she wouldn't be able to hold it in for very long. I doubt it would take more than a few thrusts for her to reach her first orgasm, she'd probably be in a state of perpetual pent up sexual frustration. She'd completely forget he existed for the first few minutes, then panic as she realised her pet cripple was sitting there having a temper tantrum in his mechanised booster seat. If he came anywhere near us I'd pick him up by the throat in one hand and pulverise him against the wall until he was mush in my hands. I'd fricking stamp on his throat and rip the flesh from his nostril to his eye socket, then I'd frick that too. Then I'd take my blood soaked wiener from the gunky mangled mess I'd created and put it straight back in my new prize, and she'd love me for it. She'd love me for freeing her from the self inflicted prison she never realised she had put herself in until just now. She'd thank me profusely, she'd beg me to cum inside her over and over, she'd throw herself at me with kisses and cuddles and frantically grope her hands all over my body in an attempt to make me stay with her forever. She'd love me until the day I died and never think about the puddle I left on her living room floor that once resembled the homunculus.
i hate this wienery little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his prostitute in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb c**t enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the little b***h he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fricking moron pumpkin head. so fricking sick of this little piece of shit.
i hate this wienery little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his prostitute in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb c**t enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the little b***h he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fricking moron pumpkin head. so fricking sick of this little piece of shit.
i hate this wienery little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his prostitute in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb c**t enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the little b***h he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fricking moron pumpkin head. so fricking sick of this little piece of shit.
She’s not that attractive and this is what women do for brownie points. She could frick as many men as she wants to anyways. It’s not like he can drive or go outside to check and make sure she’s faithful anyways.
It’s not fair that you aren’t some wheelchair bound chicken nugget married to a woman with the nonverbal agreement that she will be fricking a different guy every week and she might straddle you in your chair and let you lick the cum of out of her
In a few years when whatever sick truth is behind their "relationship", people will still ignore it and claim "looks dont matter you silly, this means nothing".
i would change so i would be very small so giant women become real and i could sneak into their houses and shoes and stealth sniff them when they sleep haha
I hear she poops on him and makes him sit in it all day until she feels up to dropping him aggressively in a shallow bath tub full of scalding hot water.
my acne
pretty sure it scarred my self-esteem too while growing up
which led to introversion and social anxiety
I can handle going to a party or w/e but it wears me out until I feel depressed and I'll never take my shirt off no matter how ripped I am
Bigger dick. I want a giant horsewiener to scramble hoes’ brains and pulverize their insides instead of my sensible average size penor, but there’s nothing I can do to change it.
I wish I wasn't gay. It's disgusting. Every time I imagine my family members finding out it makes my stomach churn
i'm bi as in ive only ever dated girls but have made out with/got sucked off by/topped twinks/passing trannies. i would never ever touch a manly man so to speak. so i'm not sure exactly why but i consider myself to be straight in my day to day life. my sexuality doesn't bother me really since it doesn't have any affect on my life and none of the people i know irl are aware of it. am i wrong for being so nonchalant about it?
I feel that. Came out to my family years ago and my mom is so embarrassed she still introduces my partner as "friend". Still love her though.
I would like to be scaled by 1.5x
That's if I can only change one thing, but honestly I'd change almost everything, but whatever I can't change anything.
Height. Never bothered me because I'm pretty enough to still get attention from girls, but I've seen how the other side lives. 6'0+ living in their own world.
Does anyone else feel like she definitely gets off on cucking him with a real man and he's too much of a pussy (justifiably so) to tell jer to frick off? What's he gonna do? Beat her? Kick out the only woman that gives him even a morsel of attention? He can't even stand up, she can literally tuck him under a blanket and frick a 9 inch stallion nextdoor and he won't br able to stand up.
Lack of goals.
I lift but have nothing else in life. I'm not part of society. I think I'd be happier if I were, but one needs *some* kind of goals before will even task to you.
To me the greatest change in a long time was just growing my hair out
I had it long in 2020 for obvious reasons and I kind of grew attached to it.
Then I cut it twice in 2021 and afterwards I haven't cut it since
It's been a year since I cut my hair and with things going a bit better in my life I feel a hell of a lot more confident in myself
Also frick barbers they dont know jack shit about what looks good on you
When I was in college this question was my secret weapon. I’d ask it to girls when we were flirting late at night. 50% chance it’s something personal then you could be wholesome and make her feel good, or she’d say “my butt/boobs are too small” then shows you. Win/win. But yeah, I’d change my constant urge to commit suicide.
You gotta match her energy and seriousness about the question. >”I wish I were a better daughter” >”I would make myself more available to my friends” (serious response but not crazy)
or >”I wish my ass was bigger” >”I wish my nose was smaller” or some other physical trait that isn’t actually true about you.
I'll make it clear, because I know this board is autistic.
Matching energy is also circumstantial - IF, and only IF - she says something autistically depressing like "I wish I wasn't touched as a kid", DO NOT MATCH THIS WITH SOMETHING DEPRESSING - BRING IT BACK TO SOMETHING LIGHT-HEARTED
My hearing, 70% loss in the right ear and 40% in the left because of goying in the middle east. Also because it's uneven I have a hard time localizing the direction sounds come from.
My hair. I'm a mutt with semi-curly hair and it doesn't fit my face at all
I let it grow though because I look uglier with shaved head
my brother in christ you know you can get your hair permanently straightened or curled for pennies right?
Bros…its just not fair…
anyone have the webm of her licking his neck and ear?
just imagine how fricked up she must be
what mental illness is this? what is her endgame? is she going to kill him and milk the sympathy? is she milking the attention/sympathy already? either way she's a soulless harpy
she's terrified of losing control, so she picked a completely helpless guy
she's a woman, so the attention whoring potential must be a factor too, of course.
Hes a millionaire
how exactly is he a millionaire? he's micro-machines and has clearly been that way since birth. how could he possibly accrue any significant wealth?
crypto
alright, fair play to the man. he's gonna die young and never experience life to the fullest. why shouldn't he at least be allowed to have an attractive, albeit profoundly mentally ill attention prostitute wife. i just hope she's nice to him off of the camera as well.
I hope so, too
~~*Elaine*~~
stephen hawking was a massive piece of shit who definitely deserved that if it's true.
why? genuine question
Kek imagine her wheeling him out in the sun, taking the batteries out of his chair, running away, and leaving him flatly pleading in his robot voice
>Elaine
>Elaine
>Elaine
Bullshit. He's a pateron prostitute.
he's in league with the devil himself, that fricking little midget frick. i'll fricking kill him.
We know they all are
what site is this? its AI image gen right?
i hate this wienery little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his prostitute in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb c**t enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the little b***h he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fricking moron pumpkin head. so fricking sick of this little piece of shit.
Go back
Here he is with a different girl from 2015ish. There was another one before that.
How does he do it wtf
How rich is he?
i'm almost starting to think he's a glowie and his op is to demoralize us. think about it, we see this moronic midget frick with this tall, sturdy and sexy woman, and then we look at ourselves who are normal full-sized adults with no gf or wife and subsequently feel like we're worth less than this withered son of a b***h who probably shits himself daily. he came out of nowhere and people did some digging and found him trying to cast other hot girls before this one finally stuck and they rolled with the grift. this crippled midget Black person glows.
>little gub-gub man
Based
You seem a bit angry.
holy based
this dude and his family had a business plan that included an "attractive girlfriend" (aka full-time caretaker) to vlog with in hopes of striking gold. you can see images of him with other girls that had auditioned/tried out for the gig but pulled out. this girl stuck around, probably has a healthy salary, and it worked out for him and her. she's just waiting for him to pass on and get her promised severance package.
This. There was another woman that he has some videos with when he started out.
Aberrations like this don’t exist in nature. The fact that it’s publicised guarantees it.
That being said good luck to him, I hope he is getting what he pays for.
Glad you guys cleared this up. I feel better now that I don't have to rely on something as gay as "personality" to get a chick.
You are welcome.
Personality beyond being a relatively normal human is jestermaxing.
He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.
You ngmi if you unironically envy him
God she'd be so easy to rape. He literally couldn't do anything. Even if he had a gun he wouldn't be able to hold it straight, the danger of him accidentally hitting her instead of me would be greater than the odds of me putting my baby in her uterus. Not that I wouldn't do it anyway, if not the first time then the second or the third. Or the hundredth, it's not like there'd be a time limit. Imagine him shaking back and forth as I'm plowing his woman with everything I've got. It would be the first time she's been fricked in years, at least to his knowledge. She'd be reminded of what she's missing out on, what she's been craving all this time but denying for the sake of the attention her virtue signalling gives her. But she wouldn't be able to hold it in for very long. I doubt it would take more than a few thrusts for her to reach her first orgasm, she'd probably be in a state of perpetual pent up sexual frustration. She'd completely forget he existed for the first few minutes, then panic as she realised her pet cripple was sitting there having a temper tantrum in his mechanised booster seat. If he came anywhere near us I'd pick him up by the throat in one hand and pulverise him against the wall until he was mush in my hands. I'd fricking stamp on his throat and rip the flesh from his nostril to his eye socket, then I'd frick that too. Then I'd take my blood soaked wiener from the gunky mangled mess I'd created and put it straight back in my new prize, and she'd love me for it. She'd love me for freeing her from the self inflicted prison she never realised she had put herself in until just now. She'd thank me profusely, she'd beg me to cum inside her over and over, she'd throw herself at me with kisses and cuddles and frantically grope her hands all over my body in an attempt to make me stay with her forever. She'd love me until the day I died and never think about the puddle I left on her living room floor that once resembled the homunculus.
i love this board
Now that's a read worth the (you)
Take the phone, someone wants to talk to you
Does sex really feel this good bros?
only when it's rape
Good idea, do that and post pics
Based as frick.
based
HOLY BASED
best board
She’s not that attractive and this is what women do for brownie points. She could frick as many men as she wants to anyways. It’s not like he can drive or go outside to check and make sure she’s faithful anyways.
It’s not fair that you aren’t some wheelchair bound chicken nugget married to a woman with the nonverbal agreement that she will be fricking a different guy every week and she might straddle you in your chair and let you lick the cum of out of her
In a few years when whatever sick truth is behind their "relationship", people will still ignore it and claim "looks dont matter you silly, this means nothing".
this photo is more satanic than the time i did ayahuasca
I'd make myself stronger. Which is one thing I can change. So I will.
Only things I can't change naturally, like height and eye color.
probably that thing that makes me come back here despite knowing shit threads like this is pretty much all there is
my height and change ab insertions
teeth
Crippling autism
i would change so i would be very small so giant women become real and i could sneak into their houses and shoes and stealth sniff them when they sleep haha
I hear she poops on him and makes him sit in it all day until she feels up to dropping him aggressively in a shallow bath tub full of scalding hot water.
Your delusions arnt real life
Cope.
No it's real i heard that too
Look at VV it's common for women to abuse men who are profoundly disabled.
Im 5 8 but I rather had an extroverted brain than be idk 6 2 or 6 4
just wish i had nice clear skin, everything else is fixable
asthma, everything else I can and am in the process of changing/maintaining
knock 20 IQ points off me, I'd be normalgay tier and happier
this thread is hilarious
i guess ill admit it, im envious of the guy
I'd change the fact that I hate myself
my acne
pretty sure it scarred my self-esteem too while growing up
which led to introversion and social anxiety
I can handle going to a party or w/e but it wears me out until I feel depressed and I'll never take my shirt off no matter how ripped I am
nothing i'm not a cripple
My drug induced premature hair loss. However I WILL change it with 50k in transplants next year
i wish i wasnt addicted to weed and porn
Bigger dick. I want a giant horsewiener to scramble hoes’ brains and pulverize their insides instead of my sensible average size penor, but there’s nothing I can do to change it.
My foreskin back.
>What is one thing you would change about yourself?
That I was born
my childhood trauma
Is this porn?
footage from your parents honeymoon
>anons lift heavy weights for years yet they get life mogged by this guy
very niccce
My age to 8 or 9
I'd switch my height and skeletal structure to that of a Space marine so i can white-scarmaxxx instead of going for ottermode
That's a Thunder Warrior. You don't want to be a Thunder Warrior unless you like mental instability and sudden metabolic collapse resulting in death.
I wish I wasn't gay. It's disgusting. Every time I imagine my family members finding out it makes my stomach churn
Yeah, being gay is legit gross
>t. bi
i'm bi as in ive only ever dated girls but have made out with/got sucked off by/topped twinks/passing trannies. i would never ever touch a manly man so to speak. so i'm not sure exactly why but i consider myself to be straight in my day to day life. my sexuality doesn't bother me really since it doesn't have any affect on my life and none of the people i know irl are aware of it. am i wrong for being so nonchalant about it?
are you gay gay or bi.
I feel that. Came out to my family years ago and my mom is so embarrassed she still introduces my partner as "friend". Still love her though.
i hate everything about myself
>*removes all your senses*
>*cuts off your limbs*
Happy now?
shieet
I would like to be scaled by 1.5x
That's if I can only change one thing, but honestly I'd change almost everything, but whatever I can't change anything.
my tendency to push away and lash out at those that love me.
sauce pls i gotta watch this
I would like to love myself for who I am.
Height. Never bothered me because I'm pretty enough to still get attention from girls, but I've seen how the other side lives. 6'0+ living in their own world.
What’s your height
5’3
jesus christ how horrifying
one of those thing funny in theory when someone writes about it as a meme but just God-denying to see IRL.
what's her name
Flip my brain from introvert to extrovert.
Does anyone else feel like she definitely gets off on cucking him with a real man and he's too much of a pussy (justifiably so) to tell jer to frick off? What's he gonna do? Beat her? Kick out the only woman that gives him even a morsel of attention? He can't even stand up, she can literally tuck him under a blanket and frick a 9 inch stallion nextdoor and he won't br able to stand up.
>that vid
I feel attacked
that I could grow a beard.
About 10 more inches to use towards various parts of my body.
How i look when fricking my girl after setting a new deadlift pr
That’s how i imagine live action „Hunchback of Notre Dame”
The balding
Scoliosis
Lack of goals.
I lift but have nothing else in life. I'm not part of society. I think I'd be happier if I were, but one needs *some* kind of goals before will even task to you.
To me the greatest change in a long time was just growing my hair out
I had it long in 2020 for obvious reasons and I kind of grew attached to it.
Then I cut it twice in 2021 and afterwards I haven't cut it since
It's been a year since I cut my hair and with things going a bit better in my life I feel a hell of a lot more confident in myself
Also frick barbers they dont know jack shit about what looks good on you
I could kill him in a single strike
When I was in college this question was my secret weapon. I’d ask it to girls when we were flirting late at night. 50% chance it’s something personal then you could be wholesome and make her feel good, or she’d say “my butt/boobs are too small” then shows you. Win/win. But yeah, I’d change my constant urge to commit suicide.
I'll use it thank anon
What do you say when she asks you to answer back though? I feel like if im honest she'll get turned off over insecurity
Say your penis is too big
You gotta match her energy and seriousness about the question.
>”I wish I were a better daughter”
>”I would make myself more available to my friends” (serious response but not crazy)
or
>”I wish my ass was bigger”
>”I wish my nose was smaller” or some other physical trait that isn’t actually true about you.
I'll make it clear, because I know this board is autistic.
Matching energy is also circumstantial - IF, and only IF - she says something autistically depressing like "I wish I wasn't touched as a kid", DO NOT MATCH THIS WITH SOMETHING DEPRESSING - BRING IT BACK TO SOMETHING LIGHT-HEARTED
something menial and ridiculous has always worked for me when I'm on a date
ie; "my bicep peak" - "my massive shoulders"
unironically sounds cringe when typed, but given the right circumstance it's right on the money
I'd have a bit smaller head, because mine is just ever so slightly too big for the rest of me
My artwork is ignored once again...
Not be fricking bipolar
Mental issues
My hearing, 70% loss in the right ear and 40% in the left because of goying in the middle east. Also because it's uneven I have a hard time localizing the direction sounds come from.