What is one thing you would change about yourself?

What is one thing you would change about yourself?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My hair. I'm a mutt with semi-curly hair and it doesn't fit my face at all
    I let it grow though because I look uglier with shaved head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my brother in christ you know you can get your hair permanently straightened or curled for pennies right?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros…its just not fair…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anyone have the webm of her licking his neck and ear?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just imagine how fricked up she must be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what mental illness is this? what is her endgame? is she going to kill him and milk the sympathy? is she milking the attention/sympathy already? either way she's a soulless harpy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's terrified of losing control, so she picked a completely helpless guy
        she's a woman, so the attention whoring potential must be a factor too, of course.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what mental illness is this? what is her endgame? is she going to kill him and milk the sympathy? is she milking the attention/sympathy already? either way she's a soulless harpy

          Hes a millionaire

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            how exactly is he a millionaire? he's micro-machines and has clearly been that way since birth. how could he possibly accrue any significant wealth?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              crypto

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                alright, fair play to the man. he's gonna die young and never experience life to the fullest. why shouldn't he at least be allowed to have an attractive, albeit profoundly mentally ill attention prostitute wife. i just hope she's nice to him off of the camera as well.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hope so, too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ~~*Elaine*~~

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                stephen hawking was a massive piece of shit who definitely deserved that if it's true.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why? genuine question

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kek imagine her wheeling him out in the sun, taking the batteries out of his chair, running away, and leaving him flatly pleading in his robot voice
                >Elaine
                >Elaine
                >Elaine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit. He's a pateron prostitute.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he's in league with the devil himself, that fricking little midget frick. i'll fricking kill him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We know they all are

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what site is this? its AI image gen right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i hate this wienery little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his prostitute in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb c**t enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the little b***h he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fricking moron pumpkin head. so fricking sick of this little piece of shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Go back

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this dude and his family had a business plan that included an "attractive girlfriend" (aka full-time caretaker) to vlog with in hopes of striking gold. you can see images of him with other girls that had auditioned/tried out for the gig but pulled out. this girl stuck around, probably has a healthy salary, and it worked out for him and her. she's just waiting for him to pass on and get her promised severance package.

        [...]
        [...]

        He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.

        [...]

        This. There was another woman that he has some videos with when he started out.

        Aberrations like this don’t exist in nature. The fact that it’s publicised guarantees it.
        That being said good luck to him, I hope he is getting what he pays for.

        [...]
        [...]
        Glad you guys cleared this up. I feel better now that I don't have to rely on something as gay as "personality" to get a chick.

        You are welcome.
        Personality beyond being a relatively normal human is jestermaxing.

        Here he is with a different girl from 2015ish. There was another one before that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How does he do it wtf
          How rich is he?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm almost starting to think he's a glowie and his op is to demoralize us. think about it, we see this moronic midget frick with this tall, sturdy and sexy woman, and then we look at ourselves who are normal full-sized adults with no gf or wife and subsequently feel like we're worth less than this withered son of a b***h who probably shits himself daily. he came out of nowhere and people did some digging and found him trying to cast other hot girls before this one finally stuck and they rolled with the grift. this crippled midget Black person glows.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >little gub-gub man
        Based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You seem a bit angry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this dude and his family had a business plan that included an "attractive girlfriend" (aka full-time caretaker) to vlog with in hopes of striking gold. you can see images of him with other girls that had auditioned/tried out for the gig but pulled out. this girl stuck around, probably has a healthy salary, and it worked out for him and her. she's just waiting for him to pass on and get her promised severance package.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]

        He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.

        This. There was another woman that he has some videos with when he started out.

        Aberrations like this don’t exist in nature. The fact that it’s publicised guarantees it.
        That being said good luck to him, I hope he is getting what he pays for.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]

        He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.

        [...]

        This. There was another woman that he has some videos with when he started out.

        Aberrations like this don’t exist in nature. The fact that it’s publicised guarantees it.
        That being said good luck to him, I hope he is getting what he pays for.

        Glad you guys cleared this up. I feel better now that I don't have to rely on something as gay as "personality" to get a chick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are welcome.
          Personality beyond being a relatively normal human is jestermaxing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's terrified of losing control, so she picked a completely helpless guy
      she's a woman, so the attention whoring potential must be a factor too, of course.

      [...]

      Hes a millionaire

      He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You ngmi if you unironically envy him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God she'd be so easy to rape. He literally couldn't do anything. Even if he had a gun he wouldn't be able to hold it straight, the danger of him accidentally hitting her instead of me would be greater than the odds of me putting my baby in her uterus. Not that I wouldn't do it anyway, if not the first time then the second or the third. Or the hundredth, it's not like there'd be a time limit. Imagine him shaking back and forth as I'm plowing his woman with everything I've got. It would be the first time she's been fricked in years, at least to his knowledge. She'd be reminded of what she's missing out on, what she's been craving all this time but denying for the sake of the attention her virtue signalling gives her. But she wouldn't be able to hold it in for very long. I doubt it would take more than a few thrusts for her to reach her first orgasm, she'd probably be in a state of perpetual pent up sexual frustration. She'd completely forget he existed for the first few minutes, then panic as she realised her pet cripple was sitting there having a temper tantrum in his mechanised booster seat. If he came anywhere near us I'd pick him up by the throat in one hand and pulverise him against the wall until he was mush in my hands. I'd fricking stamp on his throat and rip the flesh from his nostril to his eye socket, then I'd frick that too. Then I'd take my blood soaked wiener from the gunky mangled mess I'd created and put it straight back in my new prize, and she'd love me for it. She'd love me for freeing her from the self inflicted prison she never realised she had put herself in until just now. She'd thank me profusely, she'd beg me to cum inside her over and over, she'd throw herself at me with kisses and cuddles and frantically grope her hands all over my body in an attempt to make me stay with her forever. She'd love me until the day I died and never think about the puddle I left on her living room floor that once resembled the homunculus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i hate this wienery little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his prostitute in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb c**t enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the little b***h he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fricking moron pumpkin head. so fricking sick of this little piece of shit.

        i love this board

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now that's a read worth the (you)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Take the phone, someone wants to talk to you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does sex really feel this good bros?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          only when it's rape

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good idea, do that and post pics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based as frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i hate this wienery little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his prostitute in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb c**t enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the little b***h he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fricking moron pumpkin head. so fricking sick of this little piece of shit.

        based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY BASED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i hate this wienery little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his prostitute in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb c**t enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the little b***h he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fricking moron pumpkin head. so fricking sick of this little piece of shit.

        best board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She’s not that attractive and this is what women do for brownie points. She could frick as many men as she wants to anyways. It’s not like he can drive or go outside to check and make sure she’s faithful anyways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not fair that you aren’t some wheelchair bound chicken nugget married to a woman with the nonverbal agreement that she will be fricking a different guy every week and she might straddle you in your chair and let you lick the cum of out of her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In a few years when whatever sick truth is behind their "relationship", people will still ignore it and claim "looks dont matter you silly, this means nothing".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this photo is more satanic than the time i did ayahuasca

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make myself stronger. Which is one thing I can change. So I will.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only things I can't change naturally, like height and eye color.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably that thing that makes me come back here despite knowing shit threads like this is pretty much all there is

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my height and change ab insertions

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    teeth

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crippling autism

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i would change so i would be very small so giant women become real and i could sneak into their houses and shoes and stealth sniff them when they sleep haha

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hear she poops on him and makes him sit in it all day until she feels up to dropping him aggressively in a shallow bath tub full of scalding hot water.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your delusions arnt real life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it's real i heard that too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at VV it's common for women to abuse men who are profoundly disabled.

        I hope so, too

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im 5 8 but I rather had an extroverted brain than be idk 6 2 or 6 4

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just wish i had nice clear skin, everything else is fixable

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    asthma, everything else I can and am in the process of changing/maintaining

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    knock 20 IQ points off me, I'd be normalgay tier and happier

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is hilarious
    i guess ill admit it, im envious of the guy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd change the fact that I hate myself

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my acne
    pretty sure it scarred my self-esteem too while growing up
    which led to introversion and social anxiety
    I can handle going to a party or w/e but it wears me out until I feel depressed and I'll never take my shirt off no matter how ripped I am

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nothing i'm not a cripple

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My drug induced premature hair loss. However I WILL change it with 50k in transplants next year

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i wasnt addicted to weed and porn

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger dick. I want a giant horsewiener to scramble hoes’ brains and pulverize their insides instead of my sensible average size penor, but there’s nothing I can do to change it.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My foreskin back.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What is one thing you would change about yourself?
    That I was born

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my childhood trauma

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this porn?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      footage from your parents honeymoon

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anons lift heavy weights for years yet they get life mogged by this guy

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    very niccce

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My age to 8 or 9

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd switch my height and skeletal structure to that of a Space marine so i can white-scarmaxxx instead of going for ottermode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Thunder Warrior. You don't want to be a Thunder Warrior unless you like mental instability and sudden metabolic collapse resulting in death.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I wasn't gay. It's disgusting. Every time I imagine my family members finding out it makes my stomach churn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, being gay is legit gross
      >t. bi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I wasn't gay. It's disgusting. Every time I imagine my family members finding out it makes my stomach churn

        i'm bi as in ive only ever dated girls but have made out with/got sucked off by/topped twinks/passing trannies. i would never ever touch a manly man so to speak. so i'm not sure exactly why but i consider myself to be straight in my day to day life. my sexuality doesn't bother me really since it doesn't have any affect on my life and none of the people i know irl are aware of it. am i wrong for being so nonchalant about it?

        I feel that. Came out to my family years ago and my mom is so embarrassed she still introduces my partner as "friend". Still love her though.

        are you gay gay or bi.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel that. Came out to my family years ago and my mom is so embarrassed she still introduces my partner as "friend". Still love her though.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate everything about myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >*removes all your senses*
      >*cuts off your limbs*
      Happy now?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    shieet

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to be scaled by 1.5x
    That's if I can only change one thing, but honestly I'd change almost everything, but whatever I can't change anything.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my tendency to push away and lash out at those that love me.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sauce pls i gotta watch this

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to love myself for who I am.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Height. Never bothered me because I'm pretty enough to still get attention from girls, but I've seen how the other side lives. 6'0+ living in their own world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What’s your height

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        5’3

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    jesus christ how horrifying

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    one of those thing funny in theory when someone writes about it as a meme but just God-denying to see IRL.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what's her name

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flip my brain from introvert to extrovert.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else feel like she definitely gets off on cucking him with a real man and he's too much of a pussy (justifiably so) to tell jer to frick off? What's he gonna do? Beat her? Kick out the only woman that gives him even a morsel of attention? He can't even stand up, she can literally tuck him under a blanket and frick a 9 inch stallion nextdoor and he won't br able to stand up.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >that vid
    I feel attacked

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that I could grow a beard.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    About 10 more inches to use towards various parts of my body.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How i look when fricking my girl after setting a new deadlift pr

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That’s how i imagine live action „Hunchback of Notre Dame”

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The balding

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scoliosis

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of goals.
    I lift but have nothing else in life. I'm not part of society. I think I'd be happier if I were, but one needs *some* kind of goals before will even task to you.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To me the greatest change in a long time was just growing my hair out
    I had it long in 2020 for obvious reasons and I kind of grew attached to it.
    Then I cut it twice in 2021 and afterwards I haven't cut it since
    It's been a year since I cut my hair and with things going a bit better in my life I feel a hell of a lot more confident in myself
    Also frick barbers they dont know jack shit about what looks good on you

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could kill him in a single strike

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in college this question was my secret weapon. I’d ask it to girls when we were flirting late at night. 50% chance it’s something personal then you could be wholesome and make her feel good, or she’d say “my butt/boobs are too small” then shows you. Win/win. But yeah, I’d change my constant urge to commit suicide.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll use it thank anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you say when she asks you to answer back though? I feel like if im honest she'll get turned off over insecurity

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Say your penis is too big

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta match her energy and seriousness about the question.
        >”I wish I were a better daughter”
        >”I would make myself more available to my friends” (serious response but not crazy)
        or
        >”I wish my ass was bigger”
        >”I wish my nose was smaller” or some other physical trait that isn’t actually true about you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll make it clear, because I know this board is autistic.

          Matching energy is also circumstantial - IF, and only IF - she says something autistically depressing like "I wish I wasn't touched as a kid", DO NOT MATCH THIS WITH SOMETHING DEPRESSING - BRING IT BACK TO SOMETHING LIGHT-HEARTED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        something menial and ridiculous has always worked for me when I'm on a date

        ie; "my bicep peak" - "my massive shoulders"

        unironically sounds cringe when typed, but given the right circumstance it's right on the money

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have a bit smaller head, because mine is just ever so slightly too big for the rest of me

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My artwork is ignored once again...

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not be fricking bipolar

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mental issues

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My hearing, 70% loss in the right ear and 40% in the left because of goying in the middle east. Also because it's uneven I have a hard time localizing the direction sounds come from.

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