What is sex with varbies like? Does anyone know?

What is sex with varbies like? Does anyone know?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will be pegged by the clit-dick.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who has the "yis yis fuck me deddy" screencap of the anon who fucked the kiwi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post it, mega keks to be had
      >work up a swit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          how do I get jecked bros?

        • 2 months ago
          Himbo Chad

          Cute
          Would instantly gf her up

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          fucken kuk brews

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not bad, a lot of impatience though

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more subby then most girls I had sex with. Pissing is also a common fetish.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What is sex with varbies like? Does anyone know?
    surprisingly not that great. when theyre lean like this they have no cushion. the view is nice but when you humping her rock hard muscular ass you start feeling kinda gay. the clit penis is weird too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you humping her rock hard muscular ass you start feeling kinda gay.

      Fuckin lmao

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy her roidclit being massive and you tell yourself it's not gay

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can some one tell me why I a m so
    A l o n e ..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many social gatherings have you gont to in the past month. try to count them up. genuine response.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont leave the house im too scared and sad

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          my diagnosis: hikkikimori
          prescription: one library card, taken once weekly.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, if he's lucky he could get hit by a truck or die playing a vr game.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            more like hiKEKomori, amirite

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not even the meds or the therapy can help and I just lose my job cuz of covid and it all seems so impossible

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Covids been done a year now everywhere is looking for workers u lazy shit.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >come be our bitch for $8 an hour after taxes
              >job ideal for fresh graduate with 2 years experience
              >this job requires a masters degree in a hard science and pays $30k a year with zero personal development or opportunity for progression

              Yeah nah I can see why people in the West are just checking out.
              I was in the 3rd camp until I just packed up, sold all my shit and moved away.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where'd you go?
                How did you escape the garden gnomeery?
                It seems impossible

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                South America at first, then to Asia
                I'm a pretty friendly guy and good at talking to I just hung around and networked with other expats. I quickly found a job paying more than I made working full time in R&D in the west, paid in USD cash so I don't even have to worry about taxes. Cost of living here is a fraction if that in the West.

                As a third worlder living in a garbagio country it’s always hilarious to hear Americans complain about their salary
                >I’m just making 30k, it’s over
                Me:
                >Damn, if I was making 30k I would go to sleep everyday thinking “you son of a bitch, you made it”

                Living in a 3rd world garbage country with a masters degree from a Western university is cheat codes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do I do it?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get a good qualification and skill (you can probably fake your degree cert tbh they never check)
                Undeveloped countries suffer massive brain drain. Everyone from here who has a good skill uses it to GTFO.
                Combination of being white (still looked up to in 3rd world) and a good degree and being smart enough to get things done will put you head and shoulders above locals.
                These countries still need skilled people to run society so in return for putting up with living in the 3rd world you will be handsomely paid, enough to live in the upper class areas that are essentially 1st World enclaves.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                how do I get a good skill?
                What are some examples?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >paid in USD cash so I don't even have to worry about taxes. Cost of living here is a fraction if that in the West.
                So you cant invest your money for the future, you are an eternal back packer ?

                Not

                Get a good qualification and skill (you can probably fake your degree cert tbh they never check)
                Undeveloped countries suffer massive brain drain. Everyone from here who has a good skill uses it to GTFO.
                Combination of being white (still looked up to in 3rd world) and a good degree and being smart enough to get things done will put you head and shoulders above locals.
                These countries still need skilled people to run society so in return for putting up with living in the 3rd world you will be handsomely paid, enough to live in the upper class areas that are essentially 1st World enclaves.

                but, but similar experience. You will probably need to put some real effort into it and make a plan, or be lucky to have an opportunity land on your face. I was the lucky one. Worked as an engineer and my employer needed someone to go get shit done in under developed country, where no one wanted to go, so I was the only applicant.

                At first I thought that how the hell can the west compete against thede guys when you can hire 10 engineers with the price of one in the west. But being there showed how all the capable ppl go away and what a shitshow it was in there. Just by being able to report problems as they are was like a superpower, because all the locals would just blatantly lie about everything and anything to not be the messenger of bad news.

                I would say you'll need to to take at least project management responsibilities, if you want to get paid in there.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >paid in USD cash so I don't even have to worry about taxes. Cost of living here is a fraction if that in the West.
                So you cant invest your money for the future, you are an eternal back packer ?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >give cash to local business in need of USD
                >they transfer to my US account
                >can now move money into investment funds and savings accounts
                I'm not a US citizen so the US gov doesn't ask me about taxes or anything.

                how do I get a good skill?
                What are some examples?

                Personally I'm an engineer, I have a good friend who has a degree in Physics and just teaches at a prep school for rich local kids who will go to Western universities. He gets paid like $4k a month + overtime (like me, also tax free cash) for 30 hours a week of work. He doesn't even grade their assignments or do lesson plans because they are partnered with a college in the US or something that sends all the materials.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                well I failed college so I'm just going to an hero

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                As a third worlder living in a garbagio country it’s always hilarious to hear Americans complain about their salary
                >I’m just making 30k, it’s over
                Me:
                >Damn, if I was making 30k I would go to sleep everyday thinking “you son of a bitch, you made it”

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but 6 in total, not counting family ones. Still feel lonely and isolated, almost robotic like

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this month?
          i diagnose: autism
          prescription:
          hobby store calendar event or book club. 2x per month
          ask what kinda things do you do for fun? to 3x strangers per event

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eh I think it's mostly depression

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eh varbie curiosity, I remember too when i was innocent newfag

    It's all downhill from there anon, You're b-sexual and soon will wonder why it's won't be better for varbies to have a penis than not? Soon varbies will actually turn into the least efficient form of sexual humans because they aren't feminine enough nor masculine enough (or at least masculine and efficient enough) so they lose both of the spectrum

    Soon you'll realise that varbies are actually the most subhuman physical form of a being bar obesity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about mongoloids?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they all have daddy issues without exception and therefore they will be submissive and demand you slap/choke/hit them throughout

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really fucking weird dirty talk
    I was fucking this asian varbie so maybe it was because she's ESL but she kept saying "oh yes you fuck me! You're fucking me! You fuck me!"
    Like giving a running commentary. Yes I know I'm fucking you, obviously?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All this makes me want to fuck a varbie even more bros

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeez guys you make having sex with a varbie sound like you would be having sex with an autistic woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most women are autistic dess

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna fuck an aspie so bad but i am worried it would be unethical.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    had a fling with a varbie in college. her rock hard abs were really off putting, especially when I had none, but pounding that perfectly toned ass from behind was otherworldly. She let me finish wherever I wanted so that was cool. Overall 8/10 would dive into the varbie vortex any time.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I aspire to one day, but fear I won't make it happen given I've never seen a single one IRL and assume the few there are want tren bois

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pussy too tight cum too quick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was my experience. Fucked a varbie in my car outside of her house. Came nearly immediately. Then she went inside and kissed some dude on the mouth at the door lmao.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly a lot like fucking a dude.
    But with tits and no dick obviously.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk, but i got my wife onboard with microdosing var to tighten up, cant wait.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doggy was amazing, narrow waist to grip like a skinny bitch (without any bones bruising your groin / legs), and ass cushioned like a fat bitch (without the disgusting rolls and fungal smell).
    French Kissing was aggressive
    She nearly broke my dick riding cowgirl - it wasn't even a grinding or a bouncing it was some hyperspeed rocking, not enjoyable .
    God tier cardio, did not starfish.
    Would pay for it again, honestly
    MNPD

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They got no got dam breast

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fuck do you even find varbies at? That is my main reason for lifiting hard af, i just want to have a varbie gf so fucking bad i would literally take a decade of my life

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