What is the male equivalent of yoga pants? Something that effortlessly showcases and enhances the physique but is socially acceptable to wear. Does it exist?
Same here. I have an average sized pp when I'm hard, but It's fairly small when flacid. Exercising and using thin shorts doesn't help either, so it makes me really self-conscious at the gym.
The thing is, it'd be really inadequate to prove them wrong and show with a raging boner all out of the blue.
any kind of sleeveless shirt. show off the guns. women are bawds for wide shoulders and big strong arms.
https://i.imgur.com/eA2l4sp.gif
Depends. If you're packing, gray sweatpants with no underwear will drive women bananas. It's basically understood that you're wearing them so women can stare.
Generally speaking, the easiest thing to wear to get attention is a nice pair of chinos or jeans and a well-fitting button up with the sleeves rolled up.
Of course a nice suit will do it too but it's too much of a pain. Especially since I live in the jungle that is Miami, no way I'm putting a suit on unless I absolutely have to.
"fashion" is for men with mediocre bodies to make up for not being naturally attractive.
women don't care about ur dick anon, its a meme.
they absolutely care about your dick, just not as much as other men do. bunch of homosexuals who obsess over wieners, men are.
women hate tanktops since they're vanity in clothing
like sleeveless t-shirt they signify a lack of confidence in your own character, like a woman relying on your body alone, and women aren't mental lesbians
I feel that tank tops actually require a lot of confidence to wear them. I wouldn't have dreamed of wearing one years ago when I was borderline autist incel. Now I'm happy with my body and mind, I'm happy to wear one.
Normal shirts my size don't even fit me anymore and I have autism so the tightness in my sleeves feels very uncomfortable. I'm not wearing shirts an extra size up just to pander to insecure women.
No I honestly prefer the more classical look, more core development with delts. You're better off, girls like biceps but not to be over developed. Listen to the guys on youtube. Chest, back, abs and side delts with squats as a staple.
Black only works to hide your fat rolls. You're not fooling Stacy with that color unless you're into Victorian Era fashion in which case good luck. Anyone who wears black is obviously hiding their love handles and pot belly kek. Prove me wrong.
Tight t shirt and short shorts. Stringers are a little too tryhard. A sleeveless shirt can work but similar issue to stringer, might be too much. Women like confidence and trying too hard subverts that, stringers are associated with gymbros who try too hard, regardless of whether thats actually true. I like
and my short shorts. If you're a shower you can do the sweatpants or no underwear thing.
im guessing he took a mega-dose of cialis and walked around with a boner? it's not illegal, but pretty socially frowned upon to have your erect dick in boxer briefs at a family friendly location
im guessing he took a mega-dose of cialis and walked around with a boner? it's not illegal, but pretty socially frowned upon to have your erect dick in boxer briefs at a family friendly location
Were not blaming him moron, were just jealous that he could so easily frick attractive girls while us average looking autists cant even tell the cashier at McDonalds that we wanted our cheeseburger without pickles without immediately spilling our spagetthi
Notice how according to incels/lookism he has a shit chin and jaw and your eyes are not to be believed because it never happened. He does have an amazing smile and eyes though, great teeth. He's also dyel, not sure whether to say that's good or bad kek.
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holy manlet cope
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im guessing he took a mega-dose of cialis and walked around with a boner? it's not illegal, but pretty socially frowned upon to have your erect dick in boxer briefs at a family friendly location
This is the type of shit that makes me wonder, is it just personality that prevents me from being chad? I don't think I'm that much uglier than this guy, and I'm confident in myself but never am so direct with women like this
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the sharks mentality is what makes him the apex predator of the ocean. when im at clubs i think about 4 things: >saying things to generate emotional responses >increasing physicality >isolation >escalation
based babyfaced chad. remember horseshoe theory states chads are just as blackpilled and misogynistic as incels, it’s the normies and simps who are the enemies
Were not blaming him moron, were just jealous that he could so easily frick attractive girls while us average looking autists cant even tell the cashier at McDonalds that we wanted our cheeseburger without pickles without immediately spilling our spagetthi
based babyfaced chad. remember horseshoe theory states chads are just as blackpilled and misogynistic as incels, it’s the normies and simps who are the enemies
See how easy it is to get women When you actually go out and approach them anons? This dude looks like a mediocre moron and he's getting pussy eaaily. If he can do it so can you
That or they all saw the camera/know of his TikTok celeb presence and this entire thing is facilitated/fake bullshit
>tops
basic fitted tee shirt, fitted one size too small. Take your measurements and shoot for the size which consistently is under by 0-5cm from your current measurements. Look at the size guide.
Color in basic neutrals like navy, forest grin, crimson red, white, light grey, dark grey and black. >bottoms
men's shorts, but the short kind that ends barely mid-thigh, about one size too small, snug fit. The sport fabric ones, in a flashy color like orange or red. Think Malibu/Baywatch vibes.
Depends. If you're packing, gray sweatpants with no underwear will drive women bananas. It's basically understood that you're wearing them so women can stare.
Generally speaking, the easiest thing to wear to get attention is a nice pair of chinos or jeans and a well-fitting button up with the sleeves rolled up.
Of course a nice suit will do it too but it's too much of a pain. Especially since I live in the jungle that is Miami, no way I'm putting a suit on unless I absolutely have to.
I've noticed women's eyes reflexively dart to my crotch several times when I've been in public with my Grey sweatpants but I don't have a particularly nice dick print when I'm cold so it makes me feel self conscious
as long as it doesn't accentuate a flaw in your physique (e.g. short shorts when you skip leg day) any of the following can work
>fitted tee >buttoned shirt with rolled sleeves >well fitting dad (mid to high rise) jeans >short shorts
super causal/athletic setting only >tank top >ranger panties
i consistently have the best legs in my gym and among a LOT of ig ‘influencers’
only time i feel leg mogged is if i’m looking at ifbb pros so as you can imagine i wear short shorts but i have a small package
i have no idea what women make of this
everybody gets their look in but i don’t know if my balls n pp become a spectacle during the ephemeral peep
>>only face matters for men. >you want to know how we know you're a virgin?
Women are not physically attracted to male bodies unless it's Chad head who's attached to it.
Shorts that accentuate your butt, a fairly tight fitting t-shirt that will see the ends of the sleeves pull back into the dent between your biceps and delts when you flex and allows the shape of your pecs to show.
As a normie this is fine right? Solid color polo/tshirts with docker khacki shorts above knee as staples? I think I wear this combination 90% of the time.
Just wear tights, bro. I do.
I wear athletic tights that end just above the knee and show a bit of my lower quads.
No shorts over top.
Men tend to have great legs (if you train them) because we carry less fat there than women. So your legs will likely look great in tights. Show them off, king.
Wear compression tights. The endurance athletes always wear them but nobody is mirin because they don’t have the physique. The gym bro culture could easily take it over.
guys are always at a disadvantage because shorts and a t-shirt greatly restrict your movement. try stretching naked, then try stretching with regular clothes on a see how much it limits your ROM.
no ones stopping us from wearing skintight clothes, they exist, check out https://www.tommiecopper.com/men/comfortable-compression/bottoms/
and it would be so awesome if i could go to the gym wearing this and get a better workout, lets set a new trend boys. men in yoga pants. lets make it a thing. just show up at the gym with your junk nicely outlined on display. who gaf. we have to normalize this. the current situation is unfair and keeps me out of gyms
Hairy thighs work to your advantage in this case. They have to be well shaped and proportionate too. Girthy legs are nice but it's more about the silhouette.
Also this probably attracts homosexuals more than women. The first time I wore my ranger panties to leg day I got comments from like 3 different dudes
where can I find some thick, good quality plain white tees? My nipples are always visible whichever ones I buy. So far I've found Uniqlo U crewneck to be the best .
Literally get the tightest linen shirt you can that you can still do up most of the buttons (leave the top 2-3 undone) and roll the sleeves up. Showcases your physique and gives the casual surfer dude vibe. Whatever pants you wear make sure they're form fitted around the glutes.
Yoga pants and a tank top.
grey sweatpants a size too small
>grey sweatpants a size too small
stop stalking me.
>tfw a grower not a shower so if I tried do that girls would think I have tiny pp
I love you guys
Stop watching porn. Average penis is 5,5"
The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling
Do cardio and quit caffeine.
Nobody who does cardio is a grower
grow out your bush, makes you look like you're packing
Same here. I have an average sized pp when I'm hard, but It's fairly small when flacid. Exercising and using thin shorts doesn't help either, so it makes me really self-conscious at the gym.
The thing is, it'd be really inadequate to prove them wrong and show with a raging boner all out of the blue.
Just wear a big wienersleeve or a groin guard or both. I mean girls wear push up everything, even for their ass so it's only fair
these just make me look gay
>t. has butt (large)
a suit and tie
any kind of sleeveless shirt. show off the guns. women are bawds for wide shoulders and big strong arms.
"fashion" is for men with mediocre bodies to make up for not being naturally attractive.
they absolutely care about your dick, just not as much as other men do. bunch of homosexuals who obsess over wieners, men are.
meds
>no man before the second world war was naturally attractive and had to make up for it
you need brains too homosexual, not just roided up muscles
Stringy tanktops
women hate tanktops since they're vanity in clothing
like sleeveless t-shirt they signify a lack of confidence in your own character, like a woman relying on your body alone, and women aren't mental lesbians
I feel that tank tops actually require a lot of confidence to wear them. I wouldn't have dreamed of wearing one years ago when I was borderline autist incel. Now I'm happy with my body and mind, I'm happy to wear one.
Yep.
I can only wear a tank top when I feel confident with my body.
Im an ottermode autist and I wear a tanktop whenever its hot enough outside.
I just think theyre comfier than T-shirts
Cope I look great with a sleeveless tee get some big arms and you’ll be confident enough to wear one too.
>women hate tanktops since they're vanity in clothing
Ironic, since they wear them all the time lol.
THey shouldn't they have dyel shoulders and should hide them
Women are the physical embodiment of vanity you little simp lmao, go put your hoodie and fedora on homosexual
Okay, so that settles it. Stringy tank tops are male yoga pants.
Normal shirts my size don't even fit me anymore and I have autism so the tightness in my sleeves feels very uncomfortable. I'm not wearing shirts an extra size up just to pander to insecure women.
Who cares about something so ephemeral as what women like?
>women aren’t mental lesbians
No, they’re mental children, their opinions should be given the same consideration as such
everyone but the most homosexual gymbros cringe when they see these
A muscle-shirt that doesn't keep the nips covered.
A fitted t shirt
Tight fitting plain white t
but no v-neck. it makes you gay
Only if it's too deep.
As long as you stay well above the nipline you're fine
best post
I wear one to the gym whenever I plateau of feel small, gives a huge mindboost
No I honestly prefer the more classical look, more core development with delts. You're better off, girls like biceps but not to be over developed. Listen to the guys on youtube. Chest, back, abs and side delts with squats as a staple.
Why not a black shirt, I don't like white so I will go with black
Black only works to hide your fat rolls. You're not fooling Stacy with that color unless you're into Victorian Era fashion in which case good luck. Anyone who wears black is obviously hiding their love handles and pot belly kek. Prove me wrong.
>protip: you can't
>Prove me wrong
I wear black t-shirts because they hide armpit sweat
What would it take to get a body like this? Asking for a friend
Be lean
Basic b***h calisthenics
Or any hypertophy routine if you're lifting weights
Be lean
Wear form-fitting clothes
Be lean
I'm not sure but something tells me that this dude might be gay.
I'm ottermode and I only wear black shirts
Tight t shirt and short shorts. Stringers are a little too tryhard. A sleeveless shirt can work but similar issue to stringer, might be too much. Women like confidence and trying too hard subverts that, stringers are associated with gymbros who try too hard, regardless of whether thats actually true. I like
and my short shorts. If you're a shower you can do the sweatpants or no underwear thing.
the shirt CJ uses at the start of the game
https://odysee.com/@looksmaximus:5/freethepenis:c
clicking that link felt like teleporting into another dimension
i could hardly finish the video because of the turbo autistic lingo
im guessing he took a mega-dose of cialis and walked around with a boner? it's not illegal, but pretty socially frowned upon to have your erect dick in boxer briefs at a family friendly location
>that video
the video is fake you god damn morons
jesus frick
kek i love this guy
homosexuals would
>all those prostitutes just casually hitting him
relax moron you would do the same had you drank at a party, had your bros cheering you on, and it was a super attractive women instead
Were not blaming him moron, were just jealous that he could so easily frick attractive girls while us average looking autists cant even tell the cashier at McDonalds that we wanted our cheeseburger without pickles without immediately spilling our spagetthi
>without pickles
No wonder you can't talk to women when you're clearly autistic.
>Picklechads just can't stop winning
Notice how according to incels/lookism he has a shit chin and jaw and your eyes are not to be believed because it never happened. He does have an amazing smile and eyes though, great teeth. He's also dyel, not sure whether to say that's good or bad kek.
holy manlet cope
This is the type of shit that makes me wonder, is it just personality that prevents me from being chad? I don't think I'm that much uglier than this guy, and I'm confident in myself but never am so direct with women like this
the sharks mentality is what makes him the apex predator of the ocean. when im at clubs i think about 4 things:
>saying things to generate emotional responses
>increasing physicality
>isolation
>escalation
damn you must have so much sex
sarcasm is a woman’s weapon
It's not sarcastic, I'm agreeing with you
Orcas predate sharks, you dumb butthole.
tell us more, Eugene
You're all homosexuals
>being this autistic
what’s your point
>Demonstrate Value
>Engage Physically
>Nurture Dependence
>Neglect Emotionally
>Inspire Hope
>Separate Entirely
>life's unfair
Get over it, moron.
>Never been hit on by a woman
NGMI
>he doesn't know
LAUGH AT THE VIRGIN!
These girls got some pretty huge clits
If I had to be one, I'd go with Jean. Bigger clit, but a shame about that butthole
Thats a macho
These are some nice looking ladies I wonder if they are single
>ella is not trans anymore
wtf is he now
based babyfaced chad. remember horseshoe theory states chads are just as blackpilled and misogynistic as incels, it’s the normies and simps who are the enemies
have you tried not being psychotic?
Whoops! Accidentally took an aspirin instead of your meds today didn't you.
>t. foid
It must be women who are angrily responding to this post. It’s 100% correct.
Redpill me on horseshoes
Sex with neon
>dude can effortlessly kiss over 100 women every day
frick
bruh that's a club
those kids are too young for that to be a club.
I wish i was born asexual
I'm a sexual predator
It is pretty comfy.
going on my women hatred folder
can you upload the folder to Mega.nz and give us a link?
God I wish I was skinny white and pretty
chadshit
true
See how easy it is to get women When you actually go out and approach them anons? This dude looks like a mediocre moron and he's getting pussy eaaily. If he can do it so can you
That or they all saw the camera/know of his TikTok celeb presence and this entire thing is facilitated/fake bullshit
I took cialis at a nudist beach and just stood there with a massive erection lmao
>using written internet lingo in spoken word
pure mental illness
Short shorts, if you have the legs for it.
>tops
basic fitted tee shirt, fitted one size too small. Take your measurements and shoot for the size which consistently is under by 0-5cm from your current measurements. Look at the size guide.
Color in basic neutrals like navy, forest grin, crimson red, white, light grey, dark grey and black.
>bottoms
men's shorts, but the short kind that ends barely mid-thigh, about one size too small, snug fit. The sport fabric ones, in a flashy color like orange or red. Think Malibu/Baywatch vibes.
Depends. If you're packing, gray sweatpants with no underwear will drive women bananas. It's basically understood that you're wearing them so women can stare.
Generally speaking, the easiest thing to wear to get attention is a nice pair of chinos or jeans and a well-fitting button up with the sleeves rolled up.
Of course a nice suit will do it too but it's too much of a pain. Especially since I live in the jungle that is Miami, no way I'm putting a suit on unless I absolutely have to.
women don't care about ur dick anon, its a meme.
This anon says otherwise
if a girl had a cameltoe i'd stare too but that doesnt mean i'm attracted to her
basically girls only care about ur dick print if u're hot, a fat ugly chick with a cameltoe is sad, a hot chick with a cameltoe is hotter.
I've noticed women's eyes reflexively dart to my crotch several times when I've been in public with my Grey sweatpants but I don't have a particularly nice dick print when I'm cold so it makes me feel self conscious
Tank tops and grey sweats
Rolled up sleeves. Nothing else to see in this pic
A good button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up. As long as you don't have stick forearms women love it
Monkey tank top
as long as it doesn't accentuate a flaw in your physique (e.g. short shorts when you skip leg day) any of the following can work
>fitted tee
>buttoned shirt with rolled sleeves
>well fitting dad (mid to high rise) jeans
>short shorts
super causal/athletic setting only
>tank top
>ranger panties
bonus for ones with a sense of humour
If you have the potential to get laid, this will guarantee it
something that shows of your lil clitty
damn
Them birthing hips
i consistently have the best legs in my gym and among a LOT of ig ‘influencers’
only time i feel leg mogged is if i’m looking at ifbb pros so as you can imagine i wear short shorts but i have a small package
i have no idea what women make of this
everybody gets their look in but i don’t know if my balls n pp become a spectacle during the ephemeral peep
Can I wear yoga pants as a t-rex mode twink?
It doesn't exist
Just wear leggings as a man, mog those women
pantyhose
They don't exist because only face matters for men.
I guess beards are make up for fat chinlets.
>only face matters for men.
you want to know how we know you're a virgin?
>>only face matters for men.
>you want to know how we know you're a virgin?
Women are not physically attracted to male bodies unless it's Chad head who's attached to it.
this couldn't be further from the truth lmfao
have sex incel
Anikimode is the only correct answer
Is that Steve Carrell?
Mirin my workout trunks?
Do they come in Gonzo blue?
don't know about you fellas but looking fit in a sweatshirt is a good feeling, especially during cardio sessions outdoors in winter
A well fitting polo shirt
god i hate Black folk
Maybe if you're Indian or 50
>tfw when vishnu has blessed me with both
Compression shirt.
this but i have slight gyno so i cant pull that shit off goddammit, having surgery sewn
Literally same I’m ready to be free of gyno literally like Frodo and the ring
Compression shirts are for 45+ year old dudes who think they're in shape because they go running once a week
Shorts that accentuate your butt, a fairly tight fitting t-shirt that will see the ends of the sleeves pull back into the dent between your biceps and delts when you flex and allows the shape of your pecs to show.
Fitted button-up with sleeves rolled and optionally two buttons undone.
7" or less shorts.
Normal tank tops when doing outdoor chores/laundry day activities.
Bonus: hoodies can make small traps look more aesthetic.
Just do deadlifts while having a dick and it'll do the job.
>What is the male equivalent of yoga pants?
Running tights.
Yeah, I wear these in winter but I always throw a pair of shorts over them so I don't look like a dickweed and scare children off.
its tiny shorts if u have good legs
Sleeveless shirts.
It's gray sweatpants and all other answers are wrong.
Even with a small pp?
>What is the male equivalent of yoga pants?
yoga pants
I have a huge flaccid wiener and dating life is easy mode when i wear sweat pants with no underwear. Most women will give me their number
Grey sweat pants I assume
Sometimes if i want to be really obnoxious about it.
Stringer tank and ranger panties
Less quad more ham
Well tailored suit
Black biker jacket
>t. absolute CHAD
As a normie this is fine right? Solid color polo/tshirts with docker khacki shorts above knee as staples? I think I wear this combination 90% of the time.
“hustle-core” is the gayest, most pajeet look on the planet. that guy would look 100x better with a looser fitting shirt
Can I pull off yoga pants if I'm trying to be twinky? What are some yoga-like pants that can somewhat hide your dick? It's a bit big.
Just wear tights, bro. I do.
I wear athletic tights that end just above the knee and show a bit of my lower quads.
No shorts over top.
Men tend to have great legs (if you train them) because we carry less fat there than women. So your legs will likely look great in tights. Show them off, king.
I fricked her
I still fricked her
I wish men would dress like this again what’s the point of getting abs if you’re not in a crop top
Well fitted t-shirt that shows off your neck and shoulders. Also anything to make you look taller.
Wear compression tights. The endurance athletes always wear them but nobody is mirin because they don’t have the physique. The gym bro culture could easily take it over.
wew
Judging by the internet memes I've seen, grey sweatpants.
Possibly without underwear.
a muscle shirt
this, according girls
maybe if you got a pencil neck
guys are always at a disadvantage because shorts and a t-shirt greatly restrict your movement. try stretching naked, then try stretching with regular clothes on a see how much it limits your ROM.
no ones stopping us from wearing skintight clothes, they exist, check out https://www.tommiecopper.com/men/comfortable-compression/bottoms/
and it would be so awesome if i could go to the gym wearing this and get a better workout, lets set a new trend boys. men in yoga pants. lets make it a thing. just show up at the gym with your junk nicely outlined on display. who gaf. we have to normalize this. the current situation is unfair and keeps me out of gyms
>What is the male equivalent of yoga pants?
This is it.
How good do your legs have to be to pull this off? I'm about the size of the model in the pic. I also don't shave them (of course)
Hairy thighs work to your advantage in this case. They have to be well shaped and proportionate too. Girthy legs are nice but it's more about the silhouette.
Also this probably attracts homosexuals more than women. The first time I wore my ranger panties to leg day I got comments from like 3 different dudes
>madame melters
Lmao, also known as “catch-me, frick-me’s”
Deep cut tanktops
bro this girl came into the gym wearing these exact ones with an ass exactly like that then proceeded to do lying leg curls. hard to concentrate
where can I find some thick, good quality plain white tees? My nipples are always visible whichever ones I buy. So far I've found Uniqlo U crewneck to be the best .
Muscle cutoffs like these
You are below the cutoff to be wearing that.
Post body
Footy shorts
>mfw
Literally get the tightest linen shirt you can that you can still do up most of the buttons (leave the top 2-3 undone) and roll the sleeves up. Showcases your physique and gives the casual surfer dude vibe. Whatever pants you wear make sure they're form fitted around the glutes.
https://discord.gg/gZTFpwbG GET IN HERE TO MAKE IT
>they didnt read the study that confirmed the comfiest / most relaxed guy in an environment is the sexiest to a woman
literally wear comfies dumbasses
If girls get to wear yoga pants, I get to wear these.
I would wear these if my gym wasn't full of Black folk who are notoriously violent and insecure of their homosexuality
My gym is full of zoomers, women and occasionally homoerotic Turkish men.
Turkish men are the only danger then, but they're like 5'5" so they won't intimidate you. I say go for it
Oh I do regularly.
I wish men would wear yoga pants.
Sweatpants when you have a big dick and tight shirt
women fricking cream themselves over this shit.
No
Women want guys to Mosleymax?
GOD I wish men wore more turtle neck crew neck like tank tops to the gym
Sweatpants no underwear
Wish my bf did this more often
Only if you're packing. I go with sweatpants no underwear a lot but my dick is small so there's no effect at all
No you see itll also make your sweat breathe out
Smells so good
Slannel shirt with sleeves rolled up and top 4 buttons open