What is this body type called

What is this body type called

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    luv me sammich innit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats the 1g of test a week body

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Non-negotiable.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tears his shit up
    >can't take a break because he needs the youtube shekels to live
    >can't go to a doctor because he's poor
    >getting evicted
    >long-distance "gf" humiliated him and posted all of his cringe messages online
    >owns nothing but some barbells
    >disowned by his family

    Poor Bloho. How has he not offed himself yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He tore his bicep or pec?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lat. The blood just trickled down to his arm. The same thing happened to me in 2019, though it wasn't nearly as bad as in Bloho's case. It still took me 4-5 months to be able to do pullups pain-free.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >long-distance "gf" humiliated him and posted all of his cringe messages online
      I need to see this, post link pls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        .G.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit.... Just a couple of minutes in and the cringe is unbearable yet so alluring. He's the lolcow that keeps on giving.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The contrast between his soft beta cuck voice in the recordings and the fake "tough" voice he does in his videos is so hilarious.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This new Blaha era of ments is awesome:

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was doing well for a while. Just sticking to his lame videos and coaching larp. His videos were so boring that the trolls were leaving. But then he started getting delusional again with his texas state records and "six figgur" income and his bodybuilding coach gf.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that brother's face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He makes more than 100k USD a year. You're pathetic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >makes 6 figures
        >lives in section 8 housing
        >doesn't own a car
        >doesn't even own furniture

        Kek, sure thing, Jason.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know why you retards keep saying "oh Blaha doesn't own property or a car, he must be poor as dirt." Have you considered thinking for even a moment that it's more efficient to not own these things? He's able to effectively run a six figure business from his home, he has an entire high-quality home gym set up, he doesn't need to drive, he makes enough to where he can just have food delivered to him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Have you considered thinking for even a moment that it's more efficient to not own these things?
            No, because it isn't, Jason. Especially when you have a real job that you have to travel to, friends and family to see, chores to run, etc. Or hell, sometimes you just want to go somewhere out of town for the weekend. Adults need cars.

            >He's able to effectively run a six figure business from his home
            Lol. Has anyone ever actually believed that someone would pay your fat ass 250 bucks?

            >he has an entire high-quality home gym set up
            And nothing else. Not even a table to eat off of.

            >he makes enough to where he can just have food delivered to him.
            Really? Then why do you go to the supermarket on foot with your autism gear on, Jason?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No, because it isn't, Jason.
              I'm not Jason.
              >Adults need cars.
              Adults with no motivation or goals. Jason sacrificed everything to make his business what it is today.
              >Has anyone ever actually believed that someone would pay your fat ass 250 bucks?
              People regularly do, and a large part of his income comes from YouTube viewership.
              >Not even a table to eat off of.
              Incorrect.
              >Really? Then why do you go to the supermarket on foot with your autism gear on, Jason?
              Being able to walk to the supermarket is just more proof that a car is unnecessary for a functioning adult.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not Jason.
                Nobody else would defend the fat sloth.

                >Adults with no motivation or goals.
                People with goals don't need to travel anywhere? Lmao.

                >People regularly do, and a large part of his income comes from YouTube viewership.
                Yeah those videos barely cracking 1000 views are sure to bring in dozens of dollars every month!

                >Incorrect.
                We've all seen your breakfast videos, Jason. You eat off a box.

                >Being able to walk to the supermarket is just more proof that a car is unnecessary for a functioning adult.
                But I thought you were rich and they delivered your food to you, Jason?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're forgetting his merchandise and coaching business. You can stop now, there's no need to further embarrass yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You're forgetting his merchandise and coaching business.
                No, I'm not. They don't exist.

                > You can stop now, there's no need to further embarrass yourself.
                Take your own advice, Jason.

                he claims to earn a fuckton from coaching

                He also claimed to be a CIA assassin.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he claims to earn a fuckton from coaching

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can claim to have £20,000,000 in my bank. Like Jason, I would also be lying.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not even a table to eat off of.
                >Incorrect.

                Correct. Here is a tour of Jason's "condo" and it does not have a dining table or furniture.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >six figure income guys
        Remember when Layne Norton had to sue Hemingway and found out ole blohino had zero assets and collected disability?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's funny is that Layne is going back to powerlifting and annihilating all of Bloho's records while looking 10x better than the fat fuck.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Remember when Layne Norton had to sue Hemingway and found out ole blohino had zero assets and collected disability?
          That was before his business took off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            go back to world of warcraft, Jason.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He doesn't play video games anymore.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, is that why he "accidentally" left an Xbox in camera view recently? Because he doesn't play video games lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't happen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why lie? Are you relying on the fact that I won't go through his endless trash videos to find the specific one?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes he does:

                ?t=662

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not an xbox. Please stop embarrassing yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't say anything about an Xbox, Jason.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that's the face of a guy who disarmed a cop

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the face of male model, who fucked cheerleaders for a bottle of clen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is he really getting evicted??

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the owner is selling the condo. Our boy Hemmingway is going to be out on the mean streets of Texas selling his ass to Hispanics.

                Btw, I can't wait to see how he's going to afford moving all of those weights and barbells without a car. Moving companies charge by weight lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They could easily be selling it to another landlord who will let him stay couldn't they?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, he's getting evicted. He's been talking about "moving into a house by the end of the year" for a while. Notice he didn't say he's buying a house, just moving into one.

                Where in Texas does he live

                Houston, I think.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No landlord with a functioning brain is going to let some clown move all that weight and all that equipment right into the middle of his living room. It's amazing he's gotten away with it for as long as he has. He's probably moving in with his mother. Expect most of that equipment to be on craigslist soon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Landlord doesn't have to know about it, he can just move all of his stuff in and not tell anyone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2.5k in 4 hours. Congrats NH.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is there a new video? Time to check out what our boy Hemingway has been up to.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He's probably moving in with his mother.
                She's dead lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More than a little rude to mock someone for losing a parent.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Considering Bloho has sworn on his mother's grave while telling his fake merc bs, I'd say he doesn't give a shit about her. The guy really is scum.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The mercenary thing was an obvious joke and you're an imbecile if you ever thought he was being serious about it. Calm down.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The mercenary thing was an obvious joke
                Ah yes, I too swear on my mother's grave when making jokes. And that time you made that fat guy larp as one of your merc buddies to defend your honor. Sure, Jason.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry that you're too stupid to tell when someone is joking. Jason is a famous public figure, of course he's not a mercenary.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Jason is a famous public figure
                infamous is the correct word

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol you barely crack 1000 views, you fat fuck.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not Jason.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one else would defend him. Even his father hates him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude he has 100k subscribers on YouTube alone. Get over yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >113k subs
                >1k views per video

                So less than 1% of his subs watch his videos? That means most of them are fake.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No landlord with a functioning brain is going to let some clown move all that weight and all that equipment right into the middle of his living room.
                What is wrong with that? I thought about buying some light rack, a bench and a barbell and just put in the middle of the living room. Am i fucking up my apartment doing so? Its old apartment and everything made from wood.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no you arent. you shouldnt listen to random anons on the internet on how to live your life. lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                heh.. That is kind of what i been doing my whole life

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where in Texas does he live

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, so he can finally pay Layne Norton what he owes him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what ex messages? share pls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A link to youtube was already posted here

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFAMWw23nE4&t=487s&ab_channel=VinceGoodrumO.G.

        bro.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Clinton Hitman

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lunch lady.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The stronger than IST body type.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "ex fatty gets somewhat buff but still has excess skin and fat" mode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      """Ex""" fatty?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well what I mean that he was super fat then lost a bunch of weight but was still fat, I have a friend like that, he went down like 40kg, got buffier, but is still somewhat fat and even when he attempts to cut he just looks terrible

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Hemmingway aka The Monster

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute. Wait a minute. THAT'S... THAT BE OUR BOY HEMINGWAY!!!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is NH obsessed with him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're the only videos on his channel which get views. Bloho is easy to make fun off, he's an endless lolcow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's unironically more than Blaha OHPs at the moment lmao.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hello NH

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I'm serious. Look at Blaha's latest OHP videos. Half-repping 90lbs or some shit. NH is pathetic, but Blaha is just sad at this point.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ubercuck. I fucked his online GF's ass raw. He doesn't know though. Girls don't like fat fucks who lift

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Aussie that looks like a chud?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to believe.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The author

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The NORF FC aka ENGERLAND GOALS

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know what happened to the fitmisc?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Larry the Lobster

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tyler1

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blaha
    >56 posts
    >Ctrl+f "GOMAD"
    > 0/0

    I leave for 5 small years and what has this board become?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's our boy hemingway

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He had such a comfy life in the UK and he fucked it all up didn't he lmao

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    el gigante

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blaha's like 5'6, though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        el pequeño

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