what is your job title

what is your job title

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    senior project manager

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >senior project manager
      officially this, unofficially
      >the dungeon master
      I swear I'm not autistic I just made a joke at my own expense and it stuck.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEET Incel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      neet

      by choice or circumstance

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's always choice

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        choice. Prior 2 jobs were construction but I always felt like a retard and I live with my parents so I don't need money.
        Been 3 years and the money I saved up will dry up soon enough.

        1st job ended since the company went under. 2nd was for my uncle's house and I started hating it. Covid happened after that and their place had vax nutters so it would have ended anyways.

        My issue is I am too frugal and don't care much about buying fancy things so I just live cheap. Don't have a gf so it's really cheap.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Senior network administrator.
    It's pretty fun, it's rare I work more than 40 hours a week and I get paid a lot.
    Because of wfh I can work out while I'm clocked in.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You clock in? I thought only dinosaur companies still used that. I would never work for a company that tracks my time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I would never work for a company that tracks my time.
        yes goyim, do overtime for free!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I make posts on a fitness forum that don't have anything to do with fitness.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >made a thread about how I treat weightlifting like a JRPG and im boosting my stats with each session
      >get banned for 3 days for "off-topic"
      >threads like OP that don't even mention anything related to IST
      >300+ replies reaching bump limit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That thread sounds cool anon.
        Jannies get the rope.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I treat weightlifting like a JRPG and im boosting my stats with each session

        lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm, jannies do not lift

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck jannies that idea is very cool anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i want that thread, that would actually help me lift more. fuck jannies. make the thread again anon.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    neet

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rental Technician. I work on track machines and skid steers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, we always rent ewps off guys like you.

      I work as a junior data tech, basically climb timber poles, fibre splicing, I work in civils and commercial

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Private Practice Therapist. I talk to depressed 20 year olds, mostly girls for around $250 per 30 min session. It's also on zoom so I can touch myself while doing it lol

    Not a bad gig

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRNA

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jackleg operator

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >job title
    Senior physicist in radiology and oncology department
    >favorite lift
    ohp

    • 2 months ago
      lieutenant commander of USA infantry

      my friend was a radiologist and got paid 1000$ per xray

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a comfy 6 figure salary. definitely better off than lot of my friends that stayed in research and academics.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        your friend is an energy vampire

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    General Manager at a McDonald's

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Senior Simulation and Modelling Consultant

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Senior Assistant Custodial Executive of Highly Inclusive East Asian Cartoon Discussion Assembly Places

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait

      Senior Assistant Custodial Executive of Highly Inclusive Internet-Based Digital Assembly Places for the Discussion of East Asian Cartoons.

      The pay, you ask? More 0's than you can count.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT anons, should I concentrate in being a network specialist or cyber security? I’m going to CC and getting carts right now and I enjoy cyber security more, but does it have decent job prospects?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oversaturated, too high risk of the company going offshore.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cybersecurity firm going offshore
        >cybersecurity a national defense issue
        >being offshored and outsourced to non US data centers
        God dam dude just worry about the fries or the toilets or whatever 85iq job you have

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek unless you work for defence or Warren buffet, the average company will not hire for in-house cyber.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are a textbook dunning kruger case. There's plenty of national security issues that end up getting outsourced to other countries. We literally get the semiconductors/microelectronics/wafers for our military equipment from places like China. You pretend like the government doesn't do stupid shit almost constantly. While it isn't as likely in cyber sec, don't act like it's impossible.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a network specialist but redefine the sort of network you're specializing in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds Uber gay.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you will become uberer gayer

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literally has penis in butthole
            >proceeds to think I’m gayer

            What a gay thing to say.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Self reality capitalist

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vagina inspector

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    truck driver

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Owner/driver or work for a company?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      iktf bro.. rip our backs and knees
      rip our sanity if you also carry high risk load
      >bro your job is easy yiu just go for a nice drive what's the big deal?
      bury me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should ignore anyone who tells you this. a job is a job, every blue collared job has its difficulties

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Consular team leader

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aerospace Mechanic basically.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    job??

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheer tumbling instructor. Basically teach hogj school and college cheerleaders to do flips.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      High school * sorry my phone has autism

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I film homemade gay porno

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Balkan anon is that you?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Social media manager// smoke shop retail wage slave

    >I hate my life

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dasher

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did this as a job when i was younger and Unironically I feel for you and hope things get better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dasher

        Sorry, what's a dasher?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of Santa's reindeers
          Busy seasons here boys

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proposal manager / consultant. Work like a dog for 4 to 5 months of the year and take the remaining 8 to 7 months off to enjoy life.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEET FREE *

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crab Leg King

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    House guard

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    plant operator

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    compliance manager

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      which industry brah
      I've done it for non-profits and I think I'm just about ready to cash in and do it for a multibillion dollar bank

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    neet but also bjj instructor and musician

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pipe fitter apprentice

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kitchen crew.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Consumer lending specialist.
    I work in a call centre.
    Yes I am suicidal.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Integrated Logistics Support Engineer.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good question, I haven't decided what my title actually is

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Optical Engineer
    They pay is good but I work 55 hours a week. It’s hard not to be a shut-in when all of my time and energy is spent on work or the gym.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Work part time in transport, entry level stuff
    I have a MSc in a relevant field, but I fucked up life in the last decade
    now I just landed a second job, but its weather dependent one day a week stuff
    and a third delivery job I might get, but I'm not sure how serious that employer was

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh look another fit job/career thread where everyone is a rich white collar job where they barely work

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commercial studies teacher

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lead Engineer

    All I do is talk to people, the pay is good but its soul sucking

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've worked at Burger King for the last 23 years. I'm 43 years old and still work the registers, but I guess I sometimes manage the night shifts when our GM is out.

    I don't lift but I come here for hope. I'm 405lbs and 5'7. Never had a gf and lost my virginity to an escort last Christmas. I think I'll try get another one this year but they usually comment on how dirty my apartment is. Have a couple cats and they don't take well to guest.

    Hopefully next year is my year. I think there's room for me to still grow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm 405lbs and 5'7.
      >I think there's room for me to still grow.
      Naw

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prof. Dr.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a quant

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legal Counsel

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MI6 agent

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      ENGERLAND, I CALL UPON THEE TO SUMMON THY FACKAN GOALS!!!

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dentist/Stomatologist (dentalfag)

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stevedore

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Job title
    Director Alliances
    >Favorite lift
    T-Bar Rows

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fry cook

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work at a bakery. Planning on transitioning to an office job with decent pay and benefits so I can focus on side projects/building home gym.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Systems Integrator/ Controls and Automation Engineer.
    Just depends who you ask.
    Pretty fun job but not very friendly to fitness or my health.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Junior Professional IT System Integrator

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Feel Good

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    local arborist/gardener reporting in.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice arms program/lifts?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only do 4 compounds and 2-3 accessories 10x10, I pick 1 compound for the day and only do that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh youre 10x10 guy with a hex bar in his bedroom?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Director of Engineering

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actuary

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Butcher

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Professional Antisemite, P.A.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thermodynamics Simulation Engineer
    i fuck around with matlab and in the labs all day with the bros

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    neet

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lawn Care Team Leader-in training

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tzaddikim

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my last year of law school now, but have a big law patent attorney job secured for next year after I graduate and pass the bar. Here’s hoping it won’t be too soul-sucking

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NetSuite Admin

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Screening Specialist. And my favourite is OHP.

    Likely going to move on from my role after a full year. The role is massively under appreciated for how much knowledge and focus is required and the fact that my company will get hit by massive fines and slow down to a crawl if I was bad at my job.
    Going to ask for a good payrise or say adios.

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    currently: NEET
    I quit my job as workshop/factory foreman because the manager was a basedboy and he was underpaying everyone and spent more time thinking about what colour the walls should be painted than making sure we had NECESSARY parts of the factory infrastructure.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    finance controlling intern. 21yo.

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Customer Assistant

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superyacht Engineer

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Export Traffic Coordinator

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