What martial art do you practice?

What martial art do you practice?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None because i'm not some gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This tbh

      Combat sports > martial arts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many professional fighters don't have a martial arts background?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't understand. Combat sports actually work. Martial arts is strip mall wing chun booboo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't consider Judo or Jiu-jitsu to be martial arts?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Judo is an olympic sport and jiu jitsu has been a sport for long time. Combat sports are better than martial arts because with combat sports you compete and actually have to fight another man to win and progress. Martial arts you do the same song and dance some 4 foot tall chinaman came up with hundred years ago and think that makes you a deadly weapon lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look there's a lot of fake bullshido out there, but to say that purely drilling arts like tai chi or whatever is representative of martial arts is fucking retarded. Even Karate gets used in MMA now. You're just referring to martial arts where you actually spar.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Combat sports are better than martial arts because with combat sports you compete and actually have to fight another man to win and progress
                And then you get heem'd by a nobody on the street.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you think the wing chun lessons would help you out in that situation?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From perosnal experience and newspaper research, nah. Wing Chun ain't shit.

                Shit if there's a martial art that makes your skin knife and bulletproof I'll just go do that

                There isn't one.

                Interestign you guys think of Wing Chun of all things. Wonder why. Zoomers, huh?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So he died fighting multiple opponents, at least one of whom was armed? Sounds pretty badass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's a sad boomer fantasizing about stabbing better fighters than him lol what a moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of training allows you to carry yourself in a collected and relaxed manner that tends to not attract the types of people that want to hurt you.

                I guess you need someone like Jocko Willink or something to say that for you to believe it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, i consider them to be gay as fuck

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Combat sports actually work
            Work for what? Self-defense? Nah. They really don't.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shit if there's a martial art that makes your skin knife and bulletproof I'll just go do that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            isn't it just semantics? UFC is competition for MMA? They seem pretty combative

            >t. hit someone / got hit couple of times

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't bother, this potato has it in his head that combat sports are "real" and martial arts aren't. He'll get tapped in the balls by some little person one day then have a chair flogged over his head because martial arts is about killing.

              The popular practice has to be watered down, as a business model, but there have been and still are schools out there that train with everything from unarmed to armed fighting, they tend to function more like local militias.

              Again, don't bother with the circular 'martial arts are bullshit' convo, it's bait dropped by cunts who've never been hit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tell us what you train anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More and more won't because of the maturation of MMA as a sport in itself
          t. never did any martial arts before muay thai, but everyone thinks I did

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there is nothing combat related about combat sports. its a bullshit name. Martial arts is at least a more accurate descriptor of what it is than combat sports.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Combat sports are martial arts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Combat sports = martial arts

        You learn martial arts in the military and police

        Martial literally means "warlike", like martial law or martial court

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Krav maga

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      garden gnomejitsu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the insecure garden gnome manlet martial art
      Better practice the ancient gnomish secret of lying about ovens before a goy gets you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw my instructor practiced with the JIDF in Israel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *IDF
          Fuck
          I need sleep

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I train and teach my 6 year old son muay thai and wrestling. We have a water heavy bag and reflex bag. We will lightly spar each other with head gear and gloves. He did a set of 112 pushups the other day. I’m proud of him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based dadanon. People don't say this at all but being a healthy dad that you can actually do shits with is one of the best thing you can do for your kids especially when dad is old and kid is grown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >6-year-old mogs half of IST

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He probably only weighs 45 lbs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's only 5-10 lbs less than what the twinks posting on this site weigh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >being jealous of a literal child
          NGMI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do BJJ with my 5 year old. I don't want my kids to grow up as weak ass nerds like I did. The world is only getting harder and more lawless, so combat strength will become more and more important. I'm raising a brood of Aryan supermen and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can teach my kid to fight buy I live in philly where the most dangerous dude I'd a 115lb black teen twink with a gun. Teach your kid to shoot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, firearm proficiency and actually carrying is just as important as strength and fighting skills.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do boxing with my 5 year old son
      No matter how hard I punch him he never seems to learn how to dodge and weave though
      NGMI

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BJJ. It's a pretty good workout, senpai. Hits every muscle in your body with high intensity, including your heart. BJJ people have great physiques.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Judo, it's fun and seemingly underrated by people online and irl

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5–15: karate (Kyokushin)
    >15–19: MMORPG
    >20–present: MMA

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the sword

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wrestle and will be doing some BJJ this summer. Martial arts are silly

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm turning 34 in March. Didn't start training until I was 19. Here's my timeline.

    >19–20: boxing and bjj/mma
    >20–24: jujutsu
    >24–33: crippling illness
    >two weeks ago-present: jujutsu

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mma and muay thai.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite is Judo, but I'm down for a bit of anything.
    What we need is a 10th planet BJJ but for Judo, that is nogi Judo
    That'd be the shit

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rex Kun Do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pajama wrestling

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love Judo
    Love BJJ
    Love wrestling
    Hate striking arts (hurts my head just dont like em)
    Simple as.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been in a fight in my entire life and I'm 35. I imagine if the time came I'd just kick the person as hard as I can in their balls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just run away instead. People will mock you, yes. But that's better than getting raped in jail for assault.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be in self defense

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karate, and I spar regularly with my boxer brother

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like touching other men sorry

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The blade

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dutch kickboxing and to a lesser extent gay jitsu. I’m gonna buy another 6 month membership when I start my cut at the end of February. It’s all pro-trump Puerto Ricans.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muay thai. It's fun as fuck

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gaykwando
    Its like taekwando but you kick with your penis and follow up with a roundhouse from the balls

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe im getting black belt on muay thai this year or next one and then going to practice bjj next bros, wish me luck

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All and None
    >Not Sparring with a different rules set everytime
    >Not Learning everything and being a monster
    >Not knowing Martiarl Arts =/= Fighting
    >Not knowng knowing any Martial Art makes you any% better in a fight
    >Not knowing you can lose to an untrained anon with a perfectly timed '''attack''' you weren't prepped for.
    Life's predictably random bitch.
    You May Lose.
    You May Win.
    You won't know till then.
    We have the word 'underdog' and 'upset' for these reason. Nothing's promised, not even your next breath.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boxing gang. I also do some kickboxing, wrestling and karate but its mostly boxing. I wanna have my first fight this summer

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i did Olympic judo throughout my teens and skiing and then when i won bronze nationally in judo and silver in skiing i started Olympic weightlifting at 17 but never got on the podium
    everyone juices in Olympic weightlifting, even the young ones
    then i got lazy and became drug addicted neet gamer and got challenger doing speed on euw lol for 4 years and then i quit drugs, got a job and started lifting again

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i do muay thai but im mediocre at best

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I practice traditional Western boxing, Russian Sambo, Muay Thai, and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

    I refuse to learn krav maga because it does not respect the humanity of your opponent, even if it has noble origins, that is just my way of living

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American boxing. Wrestled a season in middle school, don't remember much and wasn't much good

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BJJ

    I just like grappling a lot and is a ton of fun.

    desu, it actually is helping me straighten my life out.. ive noticed that I naturally want to eat healthier instead of forcing myself to eat healthier. among other improvements to my life since starting. none if it was forced, it just came with the territory.

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