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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where did you get that pic of my best friend?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trotskymaxxing

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gigachad mode

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The israeli genes always catch up eventually

  5. 2 months ago
    sage

    narcissistic abusive DYEL mode

    • 2 months ago
      Chud Anon

      AH GEEZE mode

      literally me

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The face of a man that would rub a girl's pooh into the carpet with her own shoe.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dangerous domestic terrorist mode

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    heart attack in T-1 year mode

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn the hgh grew his skull so big his face looks tiny now

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fierce

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just random surreal humor.
    Same as Eric Andre.
    Can someone please explain the appeal?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the raycism, stupid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He uses 2015 /misc/ memes so incels love him. Although if he hadn't been so moronic and just stuck to the "le random humour" shit, he'd still have a show and be a successful millionaire by now instead of a weird parasocial niche internet persona.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Idubbbz
        >mature
        >married
        >millionaire
        >friends with youtube celebrities
        >natty

        Meanwhile
        >sam hyde
        >hangs out with losers to feel better about himself
        >daddy issues
        >uses meta irony because he's too afraid to say what he really thinks
        >rich kid
        >roided freak

        >obsessed with how much money internet celebrities have
        kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I barely mentioned money in my post though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A comedian that’s willing to be fired for making jokes it probably more funny than a comedian who constantly censors themselves to appeal to a broader platform
        Because I care about how funny a comedian is, not how much money they’re paid, it’s clear that he made the right choice (for my benefit)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Great in theory except now all he makes is low effort social media slop, most of which is behind a paywall for his paypiggies only. MDE was actually funny, despite the fact it was television and therefore held to a certain standard of conduct.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looksmatch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ya he should have picked her but didnt. apparently she stalks him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looksmatch.

      Chris is actually handsome but this fat chick is hot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do I improve my speech when it's chris-tier?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a 6'6 mentally stunted TRT monster tell you to read it again

        but really how do you get so shit at reading?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris it up

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person, Hispanic, israelite, Mudslime, Christcucks

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the primordial rape ape physique. in the days of early humanoids, who got to reproduce was primarily determined through sheer might. thus, rape was the primary method to propogate genes. we can still see the echoes of these powerful individuals in the current human genome. individuals like sam likely have a higher than average proportion of these genes being expressed. you can see it throughout his physique: imposing frame to intimidate other males, large hands and forearms to grip a struggling soon to be mate like a vice, powerful lower body to grapple a unruly female. you will also notice the lack of any conventionally "attractive" features, as this simply was not a factor in primeval times

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Card carrying member of MENSA btw, 130IQ minimum to enter on the WAIS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sam never took the WAIS test, he just passed Mensa's propriety assessment. Could he score within the 95th percentile range or higher on the LSAT or Stanford-Binet test? Probably not.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          proprietary*
          Aw geez, I'm stupid too.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sam fell for the Starting Strength meme, went from being a skinny art kid to an obese GOMAD (he even did a sketch about it) powershitter, then he got self conscious and started taking roids (you can even see roid vials in some of his old bombstrap vids) and HGH.
          His body has looked like shit ever since, with a huge gut and ever expanding head.
          Good job, Mark Rippetoe.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's crazy. Bulking really destroys your body in every conceivable way.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            his greatest project

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ioxZUw3.png

        Sam never took the WAIS test, he just passed Mensa's propriety assessment. Could he score within the 95th percentile range or higher on the LSAT or Stanford-Binet test? Probably not.

        Why don’t you got some b***hes to LSAT on your dick? Fricking nerds

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam can’t run a mile and eats fast food and pizzas regularly while lying and saying he’s healthy offstream. Watched him shadow box the air for 30 seconds while grunting and screaming each punch, being totally out of breath at the end. Not a fitness level to aspire to. I did like world peace.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sam has never eaten fruit on cam

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting away with it mode

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pedophile

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bridge Troll

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hiding behind meta irony and middle class zoomers with daddy issues

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meta irony
      Ian Jomha please go

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Idubbbz
        >mature
        >married
        >millionaire
        >friends with youtube celebrities
        >natty

        Meanwhile
        >sam hyde
        >hangs out with losers to feel better about himself
        >daddy issues
        >uses meta irony because he's too afraid to say what he really thinks
        >rich kid
        >roided freak

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ian please this is embarrassing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >trying and failing to defend his internet father figure

            This is so embarrassing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i saw your wifes onlyfans for free and it was shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idubbz is in an abusive relationship with a woman who is physically, mentally and chemically destroying him
          Sam is a madman who tries to be entertaining, and usually succeeds at doing so

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sam is a madman
            He's not, that's completely performative. At most Sam has histrionic personality disorder.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              exactly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sam can take a joke and is therefore 1000% more tolerable.

          I'd rather hangout with the other three MDE guys though. Nick, Charls and Erick seem chill as frick.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sam can take a joke
            >has discord homosexuals on IST that seethe on his behalf
            did u call Sam Hyde gay?? I'M GONNA DOX U

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a shit what Sam believes or what his life is like, the dude is funny. Simple as. It was the same with idubbbz back in the day.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          B8

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pikerbane

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pingasmaxxing

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sam Hyde truly "debtmaxxing"?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "roidhomosexualmaxxing to prove you're not gay for sucking off a troony" mode

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a troony? shit i'd hit too, no homo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't read your poorly formated image

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be a sperg
      >talk to a girl (male)
      >get digits
      Definitely not /ourguy/

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hitler's top guy mode.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hope you get the help you need anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dont insult my daddy, take your meds anon!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me more about this… “daddy” anon. Why do you obsess over him? What drives you to assume others are obsessed with him? Do you frequently masterbate to him, hmmm anon?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I hope you get the help you need anon

          aw triggered little pay piggie

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >yo what’s up with Sam Hy-
            >you’re a pay pig! You obsess over him! I bet you want to frick him too, huh? Yea that would be funny! Imagine if I could just frick Sam Hyde. Maybe suck his dick too! Yea that would show his little pay pigs!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pay piggie continues to defend his daddy

              truly a sad state of affairs with hyde chuds.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon… you’re painfully boring. I come up with all these silly little posts and all you can say is pay pig over and over again. I hope you’re happy anon. I hope you’re thrilled knowing that you are the most boring person in existence. It is clear to me why you get no b***hes and have no friends anon. I’m sorry

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol jet your posting style is so lame

                learn to tie your shoes you meth child

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lay off the Heroin and Whisky Creager

                how many days are in a week jet?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What’s a jet? Is that a racial slur?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lay off the Heroin and Whisky Creager

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sam isn't on stream yet, entertain me in the meantime anon!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sam Hyde fanboys when you don't worship their internet daddy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who’s Sam Hyde?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much this, I get it people like listeening to people but holly shit Sam's never said anything that small time bloggers and edgy youtubers said years ago. Shit gaming channels in 2005- 2010 were saying edgier shit before they were purged. Dumb ass zoomer npcs.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that you are seething this much and think that his followers are all worshipping him as some philosopher is hilarious

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that every time Sam is criticized you feel the need to defend him is sad and hilarious.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that every thread that mentions him gets discord troons posting the same images about how he’s israeli/gay/abusive makes me pray for his success

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely don’t know who he is. Just killing time having fun with morons that seethe over niche internet micro celebrities like your life depends on it

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    uglymaxxing

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the seethe he creates from dyel browncels is hilarious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why?
      I'm brown and I liked his videos
      is he rayciss?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but he pretends he is.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    'based and repilled' race mixing half israelite scamming fatherless white kids mode

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saar please stop watching this racist saar he make joke about the greatest coutry of the world BHARAT FOREVER IN M HEART

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking like Hitler's dream mode

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRT, fast food and milk.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He went from handsome role model to ghetto rabbi hobo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ioxZUw3.png

      Sam never took the WAIS test, he just passed Mensa's propriety assessment. Could he score within the 95th percentile range or higher on the LSAT or Stanford-Binet test? Probably not.

      https://i.imgur.com/QRucyB3.png

      What mode is this?

      Imagine if he actually took care of himself instead of hiding his insecurity behind this "ironically" ugly bullshit

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mensa Mode

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he heavily in debt though?
    How does he live, sell bits of his crypto?
    Who are the buffoons he is living with?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      unlikely. even Z-tier celeb youtubers can easily bag $1k-$10k a month from "donos". maybe it's just me, but I can literally not understand what makes grown men give oftentimes several hundred dollars a month to some shithead on the internet, it's fricking pathetic and debasing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much this, even guys like say Aaron clarey but at least he actually does the math / stats research. Can't beleive people worship people who do pretty much nothing. Its like worshipping paris hilton as a girl because shes rich or something dumb like that. And no I'm not claiming sams not funny I'm stating hes not a fricking seer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          First time I’ve ever seen Aaron Clarey mentioned outside YouTube. A lot of his popularity came from not selling out or putting on an alpha act like a lot of PUAs and “redpill” guys. Old man must be coming up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a lack of a father figure (or any male figures) growing up, so when they find one online they latch onto them knowing money will make them interested. Laissez faire parenting has been a disaster for men around the world and internet scammers have capitalized on that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know him personally, but I think he's more intelligent than he lets on, so I figure he probably isn't stupid enough to get into heavy debt, and like the the other dude said, donation money is absolutely ridiculous. DSP bought a second house, and then spent $100K+ on mobile wrestling games, and he's arguably financially better off than most white trash couples.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mirroring pay piggy physique marketing mode

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of MDE has done more for comedy that blah blah blah doo doo da da

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