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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Geriatric body, our organs age at different rates

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*blocks your organ diseases and inflammation*
      Nothing personal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ew.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Irish
        eww

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stereotypical Hollywood body, but with below average genetics... mode.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Decent for a man who’s half a century old

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is 62. looks great for his age

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not bad for a 61 year old.

        Dude is like 62 years old.

        This pic is from Ghost Protocol, when Cruise was around 50.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is 62. looks great for his age

      Not bad for a 61 year old.

      He is in amazing shape for his age. This is not common at all.

      >great for his age
      Technically true, but he still looks objectively disgusting. Grim.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    smear tool mode

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stocky chode manlet mode

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Bruiser Cruiser

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The average manlet looks like that at 27

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the average person is fatter and doesn't have nearly as nice of a face.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    old man that isn't fat mode.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Senior surfer mode.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's roidbloat fat shooped tom cruize

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do our torsos get inevitably wider even if we dont get fat as we grow older?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too much core and not enough upper body work mode.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad for a 61 year old.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, someone tell him to replace leg lifts with lateral raises.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man it was a fad for at least a decade for rich people to have huge bloated turtle cores and low body fat. Skinny little limbs and shoulders, oversized chest from benching. Also had a strain of SS with big blocky hips, it looked so uncanny. Cruise was at the bloody lobster king of that trend's hierarchy. Meanwhile Pittgod and others just stayed low BF.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is in amazing shape for his age. This is not common at all.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino mode

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's called being born with wide hips.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Top tier for a man his age. I can only hope I look that good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wew lad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This was for his Norm biopic, anon.

        • 1 month ago
          sage

          https://i.imgur.com/Ui9v07B.jpeg

          Wew lad

          I was gonna say that he looks more like Norm than himself kek

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He would be looking great if he didn't have a sagging torso. There's things you can do about it but I doubt Cruise, despite money & time, will do it... see Russian AS Palko School of Height.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't look like he can outperform me but probably can mode

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude is like 62 years old.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stunt man mode

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