What muscles would you have to train in order to pull Excalibur from the stone and rule over Britian?

What muscles would you have to train in order to pull Excalibur from the stone and rule over Britian?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk maybe some push ups

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sovl
    100 purity pledges
    100 prayers
    100 furious filthy wanks

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hack squats

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will be king (again)
    >Why
    Because I deadlift b***h

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the guy that pulled out the sword
    Brit bros, how you doing?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SS+GOMAD

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Lancelot

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd bury my dick so deep in Ops mom, whoever can pull it out will be crowned king of all England

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's higher up than that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bury
      >not berry

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real answer is rack pulls

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One arm dumbbell rows

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sledgehammers

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    diddlies

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just take a pickaxe to the stone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it's a holy stone, the whole thing sword rock and all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might break it

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try to lift Excalibur
    >doesn't budge
    >realise i'm not the true king
    any lifts for this feel?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >realise you're not The One
      interlinked x F

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the related muscles in Pullovers and Deadlifts.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a metaphor for semen retention. Arthur gains the divine rightto rule because he pulls his “sword” out whereas weaker men can’t help themselves but creampie the “stone”

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Distributing swords by feats of strength is no basis for system of governance. Supreme executive power derives from mandate from the masses, not from some farcical stone party trick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dyel cope, ill hack you to death with my new sword

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ah, now we see the v-
          *thwack thwack tchk splortchhh thwack tchk*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Help, help, I'm being repressed!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol

            Distributing swords by feats of strength is no basis for system of governance. Supreme executive power derives from mandate from the masses, not from some farcical stone party trick

            Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

            Help, help, I'm being repressed!

            kys homosexual lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your mother was a hamster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

      Help, help, I'm being repressed!

      Have I stumbled onto reddit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice mace you got there
    *effortlessly front raises the sword and the rock*
    Here's your crown britoid
    *crashes your skull*

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f
    >no zercher

    shame on you

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Honor muscle

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need only a strong mind. Since it is a magical sword, you have to tell it an incredibly witty joke. Only then will it find you worthy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knock knock

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who's there?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Europe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Europe wh... oh heh

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WD40

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excalibur is blackpilled. It's all about genetics. Sorry OP, no training or even frauding will let you outlift your lineage.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's only meant for the rightful king

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