what should i do with my hair/what hairstyle do you think would suit me. >inb4 lose weight

what should i do with my hair/what hairstyle do you think would suit me
>inb4 lose weight
don't worry im working on it

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get new glasses. Also look at a hair/face shape chart. Also lose weight.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp. You won't get better advice. A lot of work to do, anon. I would lose weight first. Go after it.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would change the glasses first. Hair is okay. Might grow it out a bit and volumize it somehow.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I think if you tell us your actual gender then it would help with suggestions. You look like a lesbian that likes to wear bow ties and vests which is never a good look, but at the same time I could see you being an 18 year old boy, so I'm unsure. I will say that if you are a guy the curtains is a thin man's game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      OP

      >Honestly I think if you tell us your actual gender then it would help with suggestions.
      male, 18 y/o
      >You look like a lesbian that likes to wear bow ties and vests which is never a good look, but at the same time I could see you being an 18 year old boy, so I'm unsure.
      former is something id never expected to be compared to, im disgusted but intrigued

      thin hair, looks like you're balding. Are you a boy or a girl? Get fit and get a short and more masculine haircut if boy, and change glasses

      >thin hair, looks like you're balding. Are you a boy or a girl?
      male, also i am pretty sure im not balding tbh. my mother and father's side of their respective families all have solid hair genetics. my phone is also pretty shit, i hope i can reassure that my hair is not as thin as it appears in pic
      >get a short and more masculine haircut if boy
      i don't think that'd be a good idea. even with a "masculine cut" (assuming i did lose weight) i still have chubby cheeks, and would look awkward
      i really don't want

      Get new glasses. Also look at a hair/face shape chart. Also lose weight.

      >Also look at a hair/face shape chart.
      did already, got an oval face shape.

      also for all the comments about glasses and contacts, im not in a position to get any right now since i got them back in june, so id have to wait til next year most likely
      thank you for all the stuff, just wanted to answer some of these while i saw it

      Hey fatass oink oink lose weight piggu oink oink fat fuck I hate you fatso oink oink

      >Hey fatass oink oink lose weight piggu oink oink fat fuck I hate you fatso oink oink
      i will eat you whole

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > i will eat you whole
        don’t threaten me with a good time

        • 4 weeks ago
          OP

          its not a threat if i go through with it

          you look a lot like paul dano so i guess just go off what he's been doing style wise

          appreciate it, but honestly i laughed when i saw his face. he has a much more rounded head and a more pronounced jawline.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think his face is close enough to yours. Considering his face is leaner. You would probably benefit from a more rounded style of glasses. Be careful to avoid overly large lenses, and overly thick rims.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Based Calvin poster.
              Classic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That dude would swallow your jizz before you had time to dot his eyes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lying ass motherfucker you're definitely FtM or something.

        • 4 weeks ago
          OP

          idk what you want me to tell you but im not a femoid, im just a very big and tall male

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

      >You look like a lesbian that likes to wear bow ties and vests

      • 4 weeks ago
        OP

        those are the three things i hate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You look like a lesbian that likes to wear bow ties and vests
      Kek beat me to it

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thin hair, looks like you're balding. Are you a boy or a girl? Get fit and get a short and more masculine haircut if boy, and change glasses

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey fatass oink oink lose weight piggu oink oink fat fuck I hate you fatso oink oink

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you look a lot like paul dano so i guess just go off what he's been doing style wise

  7. 4 weeks ago
    OP

    I'm also a homosexual, if that matters

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should hop on far rights chode and ride him like a horsey. His pedo glare would go insane for your nimble fat boy butt.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To all my gen X fans, Ideally if you want to be attractive even as you approach middle age you should try to be the exact opposite of whatever any of those “”””males””” look like. They are the bad fashion/ appearance guide of looking absolutely repulsive even in ways that are just “dude, come on now” level.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what should i do with my hair
    Lose fat,

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lose weight, get a haircut.

    • 4 weeks ago
      OP

      ok, what haircut

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're gonna look like a lesbian until you go through male puberty so it doesn't matter, bro
        Just bee yourself.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think that's something major to keep in mind. Being 18 you'll go through a lot of changes in the next 5 years or so, and if you lose weight in that time you'll likely stop looking like a lesbian.
          Stop it with the middle part, put it to the side, but at the same time avoid being a guy with bangs. I really don't know where to point you for a good current hairstyle, but what you currently have isn't a style that really works on a fat person.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what haircut
        Any haircut, chosen by a man.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you post your picture here? Do you have a humiliation fetish or something?

    you look so onions that I can’t tell if you are an ugly boy or a ugly girl. You are doomed to mediocrity and will never be aesthetic. I feel very mean writing this but I don’t care about your feelings because your face is so annoying. This is how people (especially girls) are going to feel about your entire life so get used to it… But it’s what’s on the inside that counts and I’m sure you are really smart and kind or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      OP

      >you look so onions that I can’t tell if you are an ugly boy or a ugly girl. You are doomed to mediocrity and will never be aesthetic.
      I know. I hate myself anyway
      >This is how people (especially girls) are going to feel about your entire life so get used to it…
      I don't care about what people think ~~*especially girls*~~
      >But it’s what’s on the inside that counts and I’m sure you are really smart and kind or something.
      None of the above

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    start lifting.
    your face is fat, and so is the rest of your body.
    split in the middle looks gay.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lose weight first. You can't really tell what your face shape is with all that fat.
    Also try different things to your hair and see what looks decent.
    Pic rel makes me look like a samurai so I rock it when I go out

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