what should i do with my hair/what hairstyle do you think would suit me
>inb4 lose weight
don't worry im working on it
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what should i do with my hair/what hairstyle do you think would suit me
>inb4 lose weight
don't worry im working on it
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Get new glasses. Also look at a hair/face shape chart. Also lose weight.
Fpbp. You won't get better advice. A lot of work to do, anon. I would lose weight first. Go after it.
I would change the glasses first. Hair is okay. Might grow it out a bit and volumize it somehow.
Honestly I think if you tell us your actual gender then it would help with suggestions. You look like a lesbian that likes to wear bow ties and vests which is never a good look, but at the same time I could see you being an 18 year old boy, so I'm unsure. I will say that if you are a guy the curtains is a thin man's game.
>Honestly I think if you tell us your actual gender then it would help with suggestions.
male, 18 y/o
>You look like a lesbian that likes to wear bow ties and vests which is never a good look, but at the same time I could see you being an 18 year old boy, so I'm unsure.
former is something id never expected to be compared to, im disgusted but intrigued
>thin hair, looks like you're balding. Are you a boy or a girl?
male, also i am pretty sure im not balding tbh. my mother and father's side of their respective families all have solid hair genetics. my phone is also pretty shit, i hope i can reassure that my hair is not as thin as it appears in pic
>get a short and more masculine haircut if boy
i don't think that'd be a good idea. even with a "masculine cut" (assuming i did lose weight) i still have chubby cheeks, and would look awkward
i really don't want
>Also look at a hair/face shape chart.
did already, got an oval face shape.
also for all the comments about glasses and contacts, im not in a position to get any right now since i got them back in june, so id have to wait til next year most likely
thank you for all the stuff, just wanted to answer some of these while i saw it
>Hey fatass oink oink lose weight piggu oink oink fat frick I hate you fatso oink oink
i will eat you whole
> i will eat you whole
don’t threaten me with a good time
its not a threat if i go through with it
appreciate it, but honestly i laughed when i saw his face. he has a much more rounded head and a more pronounced jawline.
I think his face is close enough to yours. Considering his face is leaner. You would probably benefit from a more rounded style of glasses. Be careful to avoid overly large lenses, and overly thick rims.
Based Calvin poster.
Classic.
That dude would swallow your jizz before you had time to dot his eyes.
lying ass motherfricker you're definitely FtM or something.
idk what you want me to tell you but im not a femoid, im just a very big and tall male
This
>You look like a lesbian that likes to wear bow ties and vests
those are the three things i hate
>You look like a lesbian that likes to wear bow ties and vests
Kek beat me to it
thin hair, looks like you're balding. Are you a boy or a girl? Get fit and get a short and more masculine haircut if boy, and change glasses
Hey fatass oink oink lose weight piggu oink oink fat frick I hate you fatso oink oink
you look a lot like paul dano so i guess just go off what he's been doing style wise
I'm also a homosexual, if that matters
You should hop on far rights chode and ride him like a horsey. His pedo glare would go insane for your nimble fat boy butt.
To all my gen X fans, Ideally if you want to be attractive even as you approach middle age you should try to be the exact opposite of whatever any of those “”””males””” look like. They are the bad fashion/ appearance guide of looking absolutely repulsive even in ways that are just “dude, come on now” level.
>what should i do with my hair
Lose fat,
Lose weight, get a haircut.
ok, what haircut
You're gonna look like a lesbian until you go through male puberty so it doesn't matter, bro
Just bee yourself.
I think that's something major to keep in mind. Being 18 you'll go through a lot of changes in the next 5 years or so, and if you lose weight in that time you'll likely stop looking like a lesbian.
Stop it with the middle part, put it to the side, but at the same time avoid being a guy with bangs. I really don't know where to point you for a good current hairstyle, but what you currently have isn't a style that really works on a fat person.
>what haircut
Any haircut, chosen by a man.
Why would you post your picture here? Do you have a humiliation fetish or something?
you look so onions that I can’t tell if you are an ugly boy or a ugly girl. You are doomed to mediocrity and will never be aesthetic. I feel very mean writing this but I don’t care about your feelings because your face is so annoying. This is how people (especially girls) are going to feel about your entire life so get used to it… But it’s what’s on the inside that counts and I’m sure you are really smart and kind or something.
>you look so onions that I can’t tell if you are an ugly boy or a ugly girl. You are doomed to mediocrity and will never be aesthetic.
I know. I hate myself anyway
>This is how people (especially girls) are going to feel about your entire life so get used to it…
I don't care about what people think ~~*especially girls*~~
>But it’s what’s on the inside that counts and I’m sure you are really smart and kind or something.
None of the above
start lifting.
your face is fat, and so is the rest of your body.
split in the middle looks gay.
Lose weight first. You can't really tell what your face shape is with all that fat.
Also try different things to your hair and see what looks decent.
Pic rel makes me look like a samurai so I rock it when I go out