What should I eat for breakfast before work? no larp answers like "uhh raw eggs liver and black coffee xd"

What should I eat for breakfast before work? no larp answers like "uhh raw eggs liver and black coffee xd"

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    raw eggs liver and black coffee xd

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get it is it funny cause they are israelites? haha that is pretty funny op

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat dinner for breakfast and then dont eat dinner at dinner time

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat dinner for breakfast and then eat breakfast for dinner

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1/2 cup plain Greek yogurt and 2 tbsp protein powder. It's like high protein pudding and no sugar. If you're feeling really zesty you can add a banana or granola

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Short kings. Is it our time?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this guy is trying so hard to play a character...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek if you aren't a character you'll be an incel like (you)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      god that type of zoomer women is so fricking masculine and disgusting. the one with her arm around him especially, such a manly thing to do.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women should be more masculine.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn, I like those arms

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        then the dyed hair arms hanging out, even cleveage and smiling like its nothing all caked in makeup -trash

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Breakfast is useless, wait for lunch.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oats and squats.

    Jokes aside, oatmeal with protein powder is an excellent breakfast in my experience. Old fashioned on a cut, or steel-cut on a bulk. Decent quality carbs for energy, easily-digestible protein, and easy AF to make if you go with cold oats.
    It was a meme for a reason. Shit works. Tastes pretty good too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something is wrong with me because I love oats and whey protein is fine, but the combination is a pain to eat. The texture makes it feel like I'm eating concrete. if you're a weirdo like me do overnight oats with protein, then toss it into a blender in the morning with some extra water and it's a lot more tolerable - but less satisfying since you're drinking your breakfast, not eating.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might be the amount of water you're putting in. Took me a while to get that right.
        And if you're making oats in the microwave, be sure to add the protein after for best taste.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Might be the amount of water you're putting in.
          You're probably right, I either end up with a dense sludge or oats in watered down chocolate drink. I don't make the oats in the microwave though, I cook them on the stove

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you really not fathom eating raw eggs, eating liver, or drinking coffee that taste like coffee? Do you seriously believe that people who say they do this are lying?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to drink coffee before work and then use my morning to eat at my desk. I eat a potato/egg/bacon bit mix and it's tasty and gets me through the day.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people who eat raw egg whites arw fricking morons, you should use sink drainage to cook too

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. I bought nongshim shin ramyun, gonna add an egg or smth to it

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing,
    the satisfaction of having a big lunch or dinner is more rewarding than having some shit you're only eating because it's quick to prepare
    Runner up: greek yogurt parfait
    Occasional indulgence: french toast.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tend to go with eggs and avocado on toast. Keeps me satisfied till lunch and isn't terribly high in calories.

  15. 11 months ago
    Ice King

    skip breakfast

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put cheese on a tortilla and lay it in oven rack. While you melt the cheese scramble eggs. in tortilla w salsa and a green leaf or a vegetable.

    Any homemade breakfast burrito you wanna make

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