What should you do to minimize the former fat guy look?

What should you do to minimize the “former fat guy” look?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is former fat guy look?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the pic in the OP
      how did you miss that homie there was one post before yours

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get jacked homie look at Ethan suplee

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2nd'ed

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not wear such baggy clothing for one thing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy new clothes, for starters, unlike Kevin.

      Yes, this.
      Exactly this. While he's wearing better shorts than his former dress that he passed off as a tee, his entire look does him no favors.

      It's great that he cared enough about his health to drop the weight but he needs a better hair cut, to either loose or clean up the facial hair, to dump the stupid baseball hat even if his male pattern baldness is that bad, and to wear a better top.

      Also, there's a reason people think jorts are stupid. Most men look bad in them.

      I agree with you until you brought up Penn. He doesn't look like a former fat in that form fitting suit, he looks thin and fit.
      Wear clothes that fit properly, look up how fashion designers fit business clothing and apply that to $10 clothes when trying them on and you'll look way better.
      I didn't notice changes until my sister bought new clothes for me that fit properly, now I don't look like I've lost weight, I just look fit and healthy.

      Penn is wearing better clothes, but he doesn't need to tuck that shirt in and would look better without a blazer or suit coat. Either way, whether we disagree or not, he definitely needs work on everything about the shirt - including the hair cut.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Train neck. Skinny neck is the biggest tell.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pencil knekk

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    build muscle while deflating, especially in the neck. most calories should be protein or fiber.
    update your wardrobe and buy fitting clothes. don't wear your 2XL shirts outside like this gay.
    go slow with weight loss, drink water, moisturize your skin 2x a day with lotion to minimize skin sag.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go slow with weight loss
      doesn't make a difference moron
      you stretch your skin by gaining weight, not losing it.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don’t get fat in the first place, this won’t be a problem for you.
    Looking like shit after losing weight is god’s eternal punishment for fat people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this useful as frick post. Do you want a prize?

      did anyone ever figure out what is going on with this

      In clerks 2 there was something about the girl his wife acted as having a huge clit. Not sure if it was some ongoing joke. I’m not an avid fan.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God can suck my ass, I already have money saved up for the skin surgery.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do former fats always have the popsicle look? Like al sharpton. Do skulls grow too?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know the details, he lost his mind publicly, crying and talking about abuse or something.
    No wonder he wokeruined he man.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing you can do, short of extensive skin-resectioning surgeries. Once you're a lardass, your skin will always have the telltale signs. Your stomach skin looking like a wrinkly dangling nutsack, the skin below your jaw hanging loose like a double-chin even though you're lean, the bags and wrinkles on your face making you look older than you actually are.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      did anyone ever figure out what is going on with this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 100% down to keep laughing at Kevin smith but iirc he lost a bet and had to tweet whatever they wrote out
        Dogma and Clerks were good idk

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros dont skip neck day

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He still dresses as if he is super obese and wears loose fitting fat man clothing, apart from needing to buy proper fitting clothes and dress like an adult and not its 1995, one of the biggest things is how thin his neck is. The pencil neck + turkey neck + bobble head look is a classic giveaway.
    Same thing happened to Penn Jillette.
    Many such cases

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with you until you brought up Penn. He doesn't look like a former fat in that form fitting suit, he looks thin and fit.
      Wear clothes that fit properly, look up how fashion designers fit business clothing and apply that to $10 clothes when trying them on and you'll look way better.
      I didn't notice changes until my sister bought new clothes for me that fit properly, now I don't look like I've lost weight, I just look fit and healthy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      soul
      soulless

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What explanation is there for a 68 year old millionaire to be wearing And1 shoes?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And1 makes comfy shoes for people with large/wide feet. Penn looks like he's tall so I think he's doing it for the same reason I prefer sneakers and basketball shoes to loafers or whatever you people call the fancy shoes. Standing and walking in dress shoes gets annoying when you're tall and fat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did this fat mutant manage to bang debbie harry?
      sure it was the 90s and she was out of her prime but still

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat is stored on the face.
    There is excess skin there.
    Do something about excess skin as or after you lose weight.
    >Inb4 stupid fat fricking morons say losing weight “too quickly" causes loose skin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can anything actually be done about loose skin? I thought it was like an elastic waistband that's been stretched past its limit; no going back to how it was. Not without surgery, no?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        skin can go back
        look at pregnant women
        SCARS cant, very light scars kinda can but any deep or large scaring is forever.
        its why they tell pregnant women to moisturise and rub collagen cream on their stomach constantly to help it stretch without tearing or scarring and to be able to go back to normal
        also reminder that surgery will create a scar
        a permanent scar, very similar to a c-section scar.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a cool old dad tho
    He needs to hang out younger dudes they would probably like him right now

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wear clothes that fricking fit

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta stop dressing like a fat person, which is hard, because even once you have abs a tiny part of your brain will still feel like youre a fat guy - former fat guy, also pray you luck out and dont get loose skin, i genuinely dont know what the decider is because i lost 30kg and have 0 loose skin and i see some poor fricks lose half that and get loose skin

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dress like an adult instead of a 48yo teenager

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lose weight as young as possible.
    add major collagen promoters to diet
    drink water

    that's all you can do outside of surgery, younger you start this the less issue it is.
    30s it is still possible
    40s+ it gets difficult, but possible
    past 60 you're going to perma look like a piece of chicken with the skin on.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Baggy oversized shirt to hide gut
    >Shorts because jeans don't fit
    >Slip-on shoes because you can't touch your toes
    >Ball cap because you haven't showered

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just his signature look. It’s pretty acoustic of him. It’s awful. He lost his signature look when he lost that weight. He might as well update his wardrobe. Maybe it’s because he’s trying to stay true to his sweaty virgin fans who can’t handle change.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well it helps if you don't still dress like you weigh 280lbs

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All his fat went to his daughter's ass. He jacks off with his right hand btw.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually get some muscle.
    Dude simple just slimmed down.

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