What somatotype are you?

What somatotype are you, IST?

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that the endomorph type survived, how does this make sense evolutionarily?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Predisposed to surviving harsh winters easily due to higher fat.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The one that doesn't make sense is ectomorph. Inefficient storage of calories

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Excellent long distance runner. Good hunter and premodern warrior (spearchucker)

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        sexual selection sucks for manlets lmfao

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the yuppie part of any city, you will see many ectomorphs. Go to a working class part, you will see many more endomorphs. There’s physical diversity amongst the social classes. Ectomorphs are often brainy and not suited to physically strenuous work, and survive by being at the top of the social ladder.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        the fact that the endomorph type survived, how does this make sense evolutionarily?

        Oops, this was a reply to

        The one that doesn't make sense is ectomorph. Inefficient storage of calories

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        so safe to say there is somewhat equal distribution of mesomorphs on both spectrums of social class ?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Ectomorphs are often brainy and not suited to physically strenuous work, and survive by being at the top of the social ladder.
        DYEL cope

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Humans haven’t had to worry about survival of the fittest for thousands of years. All endomorphs need is a non-combat role in their respective society and they will survive

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to add that this body type has thrived and evolved throughout the famines of history so it’s not like it doesn’t have its benefit

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          yet people weren't fat like they are now

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      First this shit is fake, second it pays to have more fat in famine prone areas since a fat guy would survive the longest during a famine

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        you say that, but fat guys are also the first to get eaten when the rats are all gone

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Starvation

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Eskimos need that body fat to survive

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Predisposition to lasting longer during famines by storing fat. Look at Samoans.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They’re just the most numerous. Think prey animals. I’m ectomorph, but I’m slowly getting bigger

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Middle because I’m the best of both worlds morons

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      nice steroids gay

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Kys fgt, the only secret sauce in this recipe is a big set of balls and some hard work

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Insane traps

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty tattoo

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's Kt tape. Golfers elbow

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      How long have you been pinning for and what's ye current cycle like? You look great just wished you had lower bf%

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        No SARMs or steroids, I carb loaded and took dick pills before arm day I animorphed into a bull

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Damn the gay alien on the right looks just like me fe

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    7

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can a mesomorph still be kinda fat? I think that's what I am

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

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      no...

  7. 7 days ago
    Reddit Randylol

    I’m not saying somatotypes don’t exist, but nobody looks like middle without working out, and nobody who works out for years with real effort looks like left, so this image sucks.

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    6'5 ectomorph

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      post the updated pic

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

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      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Damn you fine as fuck. Wish I knew you.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      niggomorph

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all 3 during my lifetime.
    6'4" 160lbs until 24 could eat anything I wanted never gained an ounce.
    25-29 started working out heavy looked really good with shirt off, 1/2/3/4 for reps.
    30-33 shattered knee cap, no walking normal until year later, then laid off due to covid, do nothing but druk and be depressed for years, now 245lbs.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Body types have nothing to do with fat. They're morphology. Endomorph aren't fatter than ectomorphs, as an example.

    Mesomorph: Hero mode
    Endomorph: Bear mode
    Ectomorph: Otter mode

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >efficiently storing food as ready to burn fuel for times of scarity
    beneficial body type throughout human history up until 50 years ago. it is only an issue with an abundance of high calorie processed foods and a sedentary lifestyle. bears are endomorphs and they do just fine.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      fats and sugars make everyone sick what is with the slander in this thread

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >astrology: IST edition

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    if i paint myself black and walk around using my hands and attack people in the dark making shit come out a little and then come back in i would be a xenomorph

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    somatotyping is bullshit pseudoscience popularized and grossly misinterpreted by clickbait fitness magazines

    stop falling for it you idiots

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >somatotyping
      It's almost as bad as MBTI. So tired of hearing retards who have never done anything in life preening because they supposedly have the "same MBTI" as Einstein or whoever.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      barrel chested endos exist though, look at musk or any powerlifter

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        the dude's on HGH

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I have a body similar to musk if I stop lifting. Is someone pinning me when I am asleep?

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    elon muskotype unironically

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Breton->nord->altmer

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm schizomorph.

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just fucking fat bro

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    My personal fitness plan is to keep killing myself until the universe finally throws me a bone and reincarnates me as a mesomorph.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Eats whatever, doesn't care
    >Workouts out, watches what he eats
    >Doesn't eat
    Whats the point of these things, these are all habits you can change.

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >short ectomorph

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    necromorph

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ectomorphius Maximus

  24. 6 days ago
    Anon

    ectomorph + i am a 5'7 manlet.
    I weigh 150lbs and look like dyel after 4 years of training

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ectomorph, why can't I just put on weight ahhhhhhhhhhh. I've only managed to gain and maintain 10lb so far.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >somatotype

      If you believe this shit you're legit a sub 80 IQ moron, like this guy

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ecto
    6'1" 145 starting out, 190 now after 4 years

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ectomorph, I don't understand how people can get fat. How can you eat more than a plate of food and enjoy it? I hate food, food is an obstacle in my life. I don't understand how middle aged men can just crush cans of beer and plates of food

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      eating is the hardest part of getting back into lifting bar none. now that we WFH i get the sleep i need, it's satisfying to actually do the lifts, but fuck i hate eating more than 2500 calories a day. it's a chore and it makes me feel bad

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ectoayyylmorph

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    3 body types: incel, chad and lanklet

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Long legged Meso

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