What the fuck? How are hip thrusters sexual?

What the fuck? How are hip thrusters sexual?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean they're pretty fucking gay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a fuck? They're very effective and satisfying. Why be insecure about an exercise? Anyway, I don't see how they're gay. If anything they're the most masculine exercise because you're literally thrusting your pelvis like you're pounding some bitches pussy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        *bussy

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anything I've seen more gay men than women doing hip thrusts at my gym

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do.. do you know what sex is?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's when mommy makes you feel good

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon no

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek that's hilarious
    I don't know why they place machines facing the free weight sections. Guys have nowhere to look except that direction.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t know why

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They know exactly what they're doing when they place the machine there...

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL this turbofag was probably making intense eye contact with them while doing his hip thrusters. (Btw there’s no such thing as a gay man, only bisexual)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. The male sex drive is extremely strong and can be perverted. That energy can be redirected. Women cannot be gay however, as homosexuality is a deviant perversion of a strong sex drive. Women don't have a strong sex drive.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My girl will randomly start stroking my cock when I'm trying to sleep. Are you telling me I accidentally fell for a post-op chud?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fucking retarded? They're all whores you just ugly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Btw there’s no such thing as a gay man, only bisexual
      Partially correct, sexuality is an invention of the 19th century.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when someone is doing free weight hip shit while I'm hip thrusting. It looks like I'm copying them. I had to make sure we weren't timing our hip thrusts.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do hip thrusters once or twice a week on a machine that's facing the squat rack.
    The trick is to have a shaved head and look like a rapist so no one even wants to confront your ass.
    To not look gay, just do it with heavier weight

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck did I just read

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      obvious bait. Everything on reddit is actually bait

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a woman need to thrust into anything?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pegging their boyfriends tight little butt

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        o-oh…

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >r/askgaybros
    well he's a redditor and he's gay so I have to assume he's dressed creepy, saying something creepy to himself during sets or just doing whatever not normal things gays do to get attention and someone misinterpreted all the signaling as being targeted at them because no one else was there and the fag too offense because they literally cannot turn it off.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This goddamn story doesn't even begin to sound real, for fucking fuck's sake. You guys are dumb as fuck.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he cares if it’s real

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU THRUST YOUR PELVIS, HUH!

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if i were straight i wouldn’t wanna fuck you anyway
    Holy shit based gay

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed women being more catty than usual when I use the hip thrust machine too. They are probably just mad I lift more and have bigger glutes than them. They also don't like when you use the hip add/abduction. Stupid bitches think the world revolves around them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much weight do you use? I need to know if I’m a pussy or the girls at my gym are powerlifting hogs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only need to do like one plate

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow weak

          I use 3 plates on the hip thrust machine

          Ok but is they easier than a barbell?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I use 3 plates on the hip thrust machine

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do 3pl8 barbell hip thrusts for sets of 12

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you put padding on your pelvis? That shit hurts.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How impressive is that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My guess would be that they're pissed because you're doing "their exercise" instead of benching or whatever

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hip thrusters are a virgin workout because why aren’t you just having sex instead?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if you need to raise the weight and your gf only weighs 120lbs?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get a second one

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what to do.
        Te her it's for the sake of your gains

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont want to be a feeder.

          Get a second one

          I dont want to be a cheater.

          I want gains.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can't have gains without some sacrifices, anon

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I posted it two hours before you but jannies deleted it:
    https://archived.moe/fit/thread/68289660
    JANNIES DONT LIKE GAYS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this is basically confirmed. Why do you think jannies leave the 10+ bbc cuck trannie threads but will IMMEDIATELY delete twink threads?
      Jannies are trannies and know that gays mog them in every way

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are right, hip thrusts are for women

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hip thrust
    just squat and deadlift

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you do hip thrust exercises you're indeed a woman so i agree with this statement keep at them gay.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fucking entitlement of women truly knows no bounds.

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