What the fuck? How are hip thrusters sexual?

What the frick? How are hip thrusters sexual?

Ape Out, Gorilla Mindset Shirt $21.68

Rise, Grind, Banana Find Shirt $21.68

Ape Out, Gorilla Mindset Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean they're pretty fricking gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a frick? They're very effective and satisfying. Why be insecure about an exercise? Anyway, I don't see how they're gay. If anything they're the most masculine exercise because you're literally thrusting your pelvis like you're pounding some b***hes pussy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *bussy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If anything I've seen more gay men than women doing hip thrusts at my gym

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do.. do you know what sex is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's when mommy makes you feel good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon no

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek that's hilarious
    I don't know why they place machines facing the free weight sections. Guys have nowhere to look except that direction.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t know why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They know exactly what they're doing when they place the machine there...

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOL this turbogay was probably making intense eye contact with them while doing his hip thrusters. (Btw there’s no such thing as a gay man, only bisexual)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. The male sex drive is extremely strong and can be perverted. That energy can be redirected. Women cannot be gay however, as homosexuality is a deviant perversion of a strong sex drive. Women don't have a strong sex drive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My girl will randomly start stroking my wiener when I'm trying to sleep. Are you telling me I accidentally fell for a post-op troony?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fricking moronic? They're all prostitutes you just ugly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Btw there’s no such thing as a gay man, only bisexual
      Partially correct, sexuality is an invention of the 19th century.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when someone is doing free weight hip shit while I'm hip thrusting. It looks like I'm copying them. I had to make sure we weren't timing our hip thrusts.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do hip thrusters once or twice a week on a machine that's facing the squat rack.
    The trick is to have a shaved head and look like a rapist so no one even wants to confront your ass.
    To not look gay, just do it with heavier weight

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick did I just read

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      obvious bait. Everything on reddit is actually bait

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a woman need to thrust into anything?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pegging their boyfriends tight little butt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        o-oh…

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >r/askgaybros
    well he's a redditor and he's gay so I have to assume he's dressed creepy, saying something creepy to himself during sets or just doing whatever not normal things gays do to get attention and someone misinterpreted all the signaling as being targeted at them because no one else was there and the gay too offense because they literally cannot turn it off.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This goddamn story doesn't even begin to sound real, for fricking frick's sake. You guys are dumb as frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he cares if it’s real

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU THRUST YOUR PELVIS, HUH!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >if i were straight i wouldn’t wanna frick you anyway
    Holy shit based homosexual

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed women being more catty than usual when I use the hip thrust machine too. They are probably just mad I lift more and have bigger glutes than them. They also don't like when you use the hip add/abduction. Stupid b***hes think the world revolves around them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How much weight do you use? I need to know if I’m a pussy or the girls at my gym are powerlifting hogs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only need to do like one plate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wow weak

          I use 3 plates on the hip thrust machine

          Ok but is they easier than a barbell?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I use 3 plates on the hip thrust machine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I do 3pl8 barbell hip thrusts for sets of 12

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you put padding on your pelvis? That shit hurts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How impressive is that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My guess would be that they're pissed because you're doing "their exercise" instead of benching or whatever

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hip thrusters are a virgin workout because why aren’t you just having sex instead?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if you need to raise the weight and your gf only weighs 120lbs?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get a second one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know what to do.
        Te her it's for the sake of your gains

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dont want to be a feeder.

          Get a second one

          I dont want to be a cheater.

          I want gains.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can't have gains without some sacrifices, anon

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I posted it two hours before you but jannies deleted it:
    https://archived.moe/fit/thread/68289660
    JANNIES DONT LIKE GAYS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this is basically confirmed. Why do you think jannies leave the 10+ bbc cuck trannie threads but will IMMEDIATELY delete twink threads?
      Jannies are trannies and know that gays mog them in every way

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they are right, hip thrusts are for women

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hip thrust
    just squat and deadlift

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you do hip thrust exercises you're indeed a woman so i agree with this statement keep at them homosexual.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fricking entitlement of women truly knows no bounds.

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *