What the fuck is causing baldness in zoomers?

How and why is this a trend?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    balding has always been a thing, now everyone just has a camera in their pocket to document it you fricking idiot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      /thread/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      /thread/

      This, and all the meme challenges like the ones they're doing. It's not even balding.

      Can't just be like "I have a big forehead sucks haha" they have to do a big dramatic slow reveal because they're doing it for attention.

      Guarateed if tik tok had been around 15 years ago, all those emo boys with long hair would've also been all like "bruh check out my epic forehead that I hide underneath a giant full head of hair therefore making me not bald"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not even balding.
        Unironic cope

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you have enough hair to cover your head and forehead you're not balding.

          It's not even a comb over, they literally have enough hair on their head to cover all of the surface area of their head and then some, so they're not balding.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can cover balding up to Norwood 3 before it becomes a combover, but it's still balding.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Their hairlines are receding at around 17, I don't think that's exactly normal kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's not normal; most 17 year old kids aren't bald you're only seeing the outliers because like that anon said everybody has a phone to document it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Also, they're literally not bald or even balding.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Holy cope. These guys are already at Norwood 2/3.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              guaranteed they had the same hairline since they were like 8 years old, like I said in another post some people just have shitty hairlines they're not balding.

              If any of those brose were balding they'd make "haha clogged up the wheels of my computer chair with my own hair again haha" videos and showing us the giant clumps of hair in their shower drain not running their hands through their giant hair for a tik tok challenge.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I knew some kids who giant 5head hairlines and super thin hair in high school and you would think they were balding but no like 10 years later they still had that same shitty hairline. not any worse or better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You underestimate anglocuck genes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      blackpill incoming:
      Attractiveness is a determining factor for all kinds of success. The only people from history you remember are those who are successful. You can't picture anyone bald in their 20s from 50+ years ago because none of these people achieved anything noteworthy and their appearance was never recorded.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed oils and micro plastics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You also can't get away from onions if you eat processed foods. I refuse to believe the bullshit "science" given the heavy subsidization of basedbeans, and they definitely have a weakening/emasculating effect on those that consume them in significant quantities.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Early balding has happened to previous generations, they just didn't b***h to their boyfriends about it like they do now.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop seed oils and processed foods. Also stay away from alcohol and smoking. Also drink water and go hard in the gym

    Enjoy the pussy you'll get. Thank me later bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hey brad wanna come hang at a party this weekend? plenty of chicks
      >ew no, not if there's gonna be alcohol there!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be an autist. You can have a few beers around people. Just don't spend every night at the bar or keep it around your home

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So what do you do every night then? If you go to the bar you can meet women, if you don't, how do you meet women?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Women go to other places besides bars. Join a club. Go to church. Take a night class

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Go to church.
              Will you guys stop fricking saying this shit, Jesus Christ. The average age of the people at church is like 60. I've been to mass in three different countries and over a dozen states and there is maybe one girl of a viable age at any given service, usually visiting her grandparents in a one-off thing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Haha. I'm at alcoholic parties all the time. Those are the best places to find easy women for sex.

        Am I drinking? No because I'm Not a moron. Am I making sure the girls are? Absolutely

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't they supposed to be higher estrogen/lower test? If so why are they going bald?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They have normal hairlines. It just looks bad because 90% of zoomer males have about 1 inch of their forehead showing maximum due to strange haircuts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also that in the video they're absolutely dragging their palm as hard and as slow as possible across their forehead

      it'd be like squeezing your dick so it makes your dick smaller than it really is and going "oh no bros why is my dick so small"

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will KILL the first person to say they are balding because of masturbation
    do NOT challenge me

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's just another "challenge" to demoralize white guys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not much of a challenge.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Karma for their hedonism.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are more neotenic and in general quite gay/low T. So they will be taller and balder with huge baby heads and more prone to blm kneeling.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's because of porn/masturbation

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they all type like morons?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is this a meme whats with that fricking stupid face hes making

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hes crying moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking way, this has to be some type of filter or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking shit this is why they all have that stupid fricking broccoli haircut

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those kids actually have some impressive comb overs that make their hair look thick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        their hair is thick, its just not covering a large area. if they had thin hair with these foreheads it would look like shit no matter what

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    100% cooming and gooning causing excess dht in already dht sensitive men

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers
    there were absolutely guys in high school who were balding before graduation, it can happen early for a small group of unlucky guys

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >start balding like crazy
    >gf starts finding me more attractive

    girls like balding morons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe your girl likes balding morons. Most girls do not.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then why are women selecting for balding? There are more bald people now than ever before.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Historically most men reproduced before balding in their 20s, that's how it stayed in the gene pool

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >19
    >Already balding
    It's fricking over. And I'm not the only one half of my friends are balding too.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cooming.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We are a generation poisoned by fast food and sweets, hormones in the water supply, microplastics, etc. I am glad my parents raised me well enough that I manages to avoid the worst of it.

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