smash alien puss, dance awkwardly at the cloob, frequent his favorite shop at the citadel, be rebuilt cell by cell by shadowy organization for unclear purposes
>steals from globohomo humanity and asarisrael's attack dogs (turian hierarchy) >physically incapable of being a whore >comes from the most independent and nationalistic species >advocates genocide against heckin goodboi nanny toasters
The only thing wrong with Tali is that you can't impregnate her.
shes a filthy dirty thief and she will steal your shit too
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She canonically only copied schematics from a globohomo/asari golem secret project and sent home some geth parts no one wanted.
She's the only good thief, a based thief.
You can dick every single female in 2 (except Samara), just advance all their romances until they force you to choose, pick one, and once you finish the game you can just break up with her and go for another, then do the same to the new one and go for the next one. If you picked Liara in the first game you can bang her too in the dlc
Then 3 came and fucked this all up
hard work and proper diet for several years.
But you wont do that because you're a fat lazy piece of shit waiting to be told just the perfect "redpill" that will get you jacked without doing anything.
loser
Are you a retard? It's literally lore the alliance gives their soldiers roid gene therapy to make the most effective soldiers meaning even the smallest admin girls in ME will outlift most of IST on a bad day.
smash alien puss, dance awkwardly at the cloob, frequent his favorite shop at the citadel, be rebuilt cell by cell by shadowy organization for unclear purposes
t. fucking batarian four eyed freak
tali thigh zercher squats amrap
pinning top tier military neuromuscular implants
imagine picking that suit rat over miranda lmao
>GDAY MATE. MIRANDA HERE. DIDJA KNOW I DONT LIKE ME FAHDA?
hurdur my name is tali di batsrian penis breath and i steal shit from the normandy and give it to the migrant fleet because im a dirty space gypsy
>steals from globohomo humanity and asarisrael's attack dogs (turian hierarchy)
>physically incapable of being a whore
>comes from the most independent and nationalistic species
>advocates genocide against heckin goodboi nanny toasters
The only thing wrong with Tali is that you can't impregnate her.
shes a filthy dirty thief and she will steal your shit too
She canonically only copied schematics from a globohomo/asari golem secret project and sent home some geth parts no one wanted.
She's the only good thief, a based thief.
Imagine not fucking every single female the game allows you to, I'm pretty sure you can fuck every one at least once
you literally cannot. you can fuck 1 per playthrough. which is super gay because in 2 youre basically a space pirate.
You can dick every single female in 2 (except Samara), just advance all their romances until they force you to choose, pick one, and once you finish the game you can just break up with her and go for another, then do the same to the new one and go for the next one. If you picked Liara in the first game you can bang her too in the dlc
Then 3 came and fucked this all up
shep AINT natty
post it for femshep
shes too busy getting pounded out by garrus
pre-ME2: globohomo future tech gigaroids for special forces
post-reconstruction: even better experimental shadow chud organization gigaroids plus insanely dangerous reaper resurrector tech
hard work and proper diet for several years.
But you wont do that because you're a fat lazy piece of shit waiting to be told just the perfect "redpill" that will get you jacked without doing anything.
loser
youre a vorcha arent you
Are you a retard? It's literally lore the alliance gives their soldiers roid gene therapy to make the most effective soldiers meaning even the smallest admin girls in ME will outlift most of IST on a bad day.
you cartoon watching losers all need to die
its not lore. its in the character creation. thats assuming you actual bother reading that wall of text, of course.
its a video game. and youre on an anime website. you have no business judging others.
broad blocky waist + no lats + shit ab insertions
this is a 5/10 physique at best
genetic engineering