what was commander shepards routine

what was commander shepards routine

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    smash alien puss, dance awkwardly at the cloob, frequent his favorite shop at the citadel, be rebuilt cell by cell by shadowy organization for unclear purposes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. fricking batarian four eyed freak

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tali thigh zercher squats amrap
    pinning top tier military neuromuscular implants

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine picking that suit rat over miranda lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GDAY MATE. MIRANDA HERE. DIDJA KNOW I DONT LIKE ME FAHDA?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hurdur my name is tali di batsrian penis breath and i steal shit from the normandy and give it to the migrant fleet because im a dirty space gypsy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >steals from globohomosexual humanity and asarisrael's attack dogs (turian hierarchy)
            >physically incapable of being a prostitute
            >comes from the most independent and nationalistic species
            >advocates genocide against heckin goodboi nanny toasters
            The only thing wrong with Tali is that you can't impregnate her.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              shes a filthy dirty thief and she will steal your shit too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She canonically only copied schematics from a globohomo/asari golem secret project and sent home some geth parts no one wanted.
                She's the only good thief, a based thief.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GDAY MATE. MIRANDA HERE. DIDJA KNOW I DONT LIKE ME FAHDA?

        Imagine not fricking every single female the game allows you to, I'm pretty sure you can frick every one at least once

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you literally cannot. you can frick 1 per playthrough. which is super gay because in 2 youre basically a space pirate.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can dick every single female in 2 (except Samara), just advance all their romances until they force you to choose, pick one, and once you finish the game you can just break up with her and go for another, then do the same to the new one and go for the next one. If you picked Liara in the first game you can bang her too in the dlc
            Then 3 came and fricked this all up

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shep AINT natty

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    post it for femshep

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes too busy getting pounded out by garrus

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pre-ME2: globohomosexual future tech gigaroids for special forces
    post-reconstruction: even better experimental shadow chud organization gigaroids plus insanely dangerous reaper resurrector tech

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hard work and proper diet for several years.
    But you wont do that because you're a fat lazy piece of shit waiting to be told just the perfect "redpill" that will get you jacked without doing anything.
    loser

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre a vorcha arent you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a moron? It's literally lore the alliance gives their soldiers roid gene therapy to make the most effective soldiers meaning even the smallest admin girls in ME will outlift most of IST on a bad day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you cartoon watching losers all need to die

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not lore. its in the character creation. thats assuming you actual bother reading that wall of text, of course.

        you cartoon watching losers all need to die

        its a video game. and youre on an anime website. you have no business judging others.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    broad blocky waist + no lats + shit ab insertions

    this is a 5/10 physique at best

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    genetic engineering

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