What was their secret?

What was their secret?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eating meat and eggs only and staying away from the grain garden gnome

    • 2 months ago
      Ketoschizo

      Haha based fellow keto friendo! Did you see my keto discord post today! I gave a gifting bald man my weeks salary!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eating meat and eggs only is keto
        kys retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        checked
        where are my barley bros?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats not even a spartan you glowie moron

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Roman soldiers ate mostly carbs too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your brain on US education.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        US literally teaches the food pyramid, what are you talking about

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Food pyramid hasn't existed for 20 years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Greeks
      >didnt eat grain
      Not only was their diet 70% grain, another 20% was wine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you get vitamin c and k?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        meat has vitamin C and you require less vitamin C because it's used in the metabolism of carbohydrate.
        and you have to be trolling on vitamin K. animal products have k2 which is far superior to precursor k1 for humans

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non stop sex and war

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Balls constantly exposed to weather and sunlight will do that for you, do you think this guy was worried about having his tiny dick swinging around? No he'd fuck you up if you mocked him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      all greeks are growers though, hence the naked olympics.
      pic unrelated

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek at comment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes! sunlight is good.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they believed in HWD (Homosexuality Without Discrimination)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never get tired of this.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they were good at making statues

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had sex slaves

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ritualized bullying
      >Violent slavery
      >Being fit wad a virtue
      >Unfit people were incapable of virtue
      >Sex with everything weaker
      >Rejected the wall garden gnome
      >Rejected the currency garden gnome

      Being made of bronze or stone makes it easier to sustain a perfect physique rather compared to being an actual person. Reminder that these statues are not actual people lmao.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greekfag here

    Now that the summer is strong here, I sun my balls for half hour per day, and I'm hornier, more energetic and stronger than ever.

    Now Imagine doing this all day, everyday, while living in a non contaminated by the gnomish estrogen, microplastics and chemicals we have in the modern world

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One can only imagine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain sunning balls pls

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      που σαι ρε αλάνι;

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        τσέκαρα τα ψηφία αδερφέ μου

        explain sunning balls pls

        getting direct sun into your balls increases your testosterone

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ευχαριστώ :^)

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the dyel physique or the small peepee?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in 1000 years

    "WOAH MY ZHIMS WHAT WAS THERE SECRET!?"

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    misogeny

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they made statues...that isn't a real person anon...that is a statue

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ritualized bullying
    >Violent slavery
    >Being fit wad a virtue
    >Unfit people were incapable of virtue
    >Sex with everything weaker
    >Rejected the wall garden gnome
    >Rejected the currency garden gnome

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I actually just watched a documentary on the Spartans last night that was pretty good:

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just might watch this for /inspo/, thanks Anon

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine not greekmaxxing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      incredibly gay post you have there, anon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's unable to comprehend the sheer manliness of Athens

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet both Plato and Aristotle thought of homosexuality as an degeneracy comparable to "eating coal" and homo relations were punishable by death in Athens among adult citizens.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally be 5’7 max and walk everywhere, eat protein and grain, that’s about it

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay sex

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    conversation and Hennessy

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Physical activity was literally their job. Greek soldiers were more active than modern Olympians.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fucking statue, not a person

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >After the Persian Wars, Sparta withdrew from the Hellenic League, reforming the Peloponnesian League with its original allies.
    >After the battle of the Granicus, Alexander's first victory in Asia Minor against the Persians, "He sent three hundred Persian panoplies to Athens to be dedicated to Athena on the Acropolis, and ordered the inscription of these words: 'Alexander the son of Phillip and the Greeks *except the Spartans* dedicated these spoils from the barbarians occupying Asia."
    spartabros...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Sparta left the Delian league and then conqured Greece, introducing the Spartan hegemony.
      Which was only interrupted by the Thebians when their sacred band of 300 fags crushed the royal Spartans (who in turn got shreked by Philip 2nd, Alexander the Greats dad).
      Sparta ruled Greece for a long time, and they got help from the Persians

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they skipped the main quest though. forever cucked.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then king Agis III got killed after an unsuccessful rebellion against the Macedonians.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What was their secret?
    Kettlebells

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cardio. Running/marching 230km to Athens with your bros will give you that physique

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at the size of those testicles

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spartans jobbed to a bunch of gays

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superior microbiome. Olives, wine for breakfast, grapes, fish.
    Grilled not panned.
    Summer: Linen or thin wool
    Winter: thicker wool, layers
    Best climate ever. Good circulation of air/chi.
    Athens pre 1960s was paradise. Not this architectural nightmare that is today with all the cars and shit.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of onions and garlic gave them an natural text boost

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Constantly working out, studying and fucking.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Constantly outside training the sword, farming, calisthenics, running, superior food, and zero gnomish problems.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not being slaves of garden gnomes, people nowadays should try it some time

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calisthenics
    Plyometrics
    Wrestling
    Sand running
    Mediterranean diet

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Propoganda, hyper militarism, and Orwellian levels of state servitude.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Orwellion
      >no surveillance

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    diet of grain, legumes, vinegar pork soup, fruits, temple sacrifice meat and vegtables that dont exist as they do nowadays.

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