What would be the best physique in a zombie apocalypse or any post-apocalyptic setting?

What would be the best physique in a zombie apocalypse or any post-apocalyptic setting?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DYEL but with high endurance for cardio.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Athletic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much
      need endurance and "explosiveness" when shit really gets flying

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So would general strength be irrelevant? Would this athleticism translate well into weightlifting?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can lift like an athlete. Seek out Jeff.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go backpacking in the mountains for a month and that's it.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't know, but all the fags here will die within a week.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aragorn mode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so a skinnyfat dadbod?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Viggo around 2001 looked like his usual self. So a bit of muscle nothing crazy. Just a normal good looking body.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One capable of firing a gun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      endurance is good for carrying heavy loads over long distances, also for running long distances

      if it's zombies or raiders or whatever you have to fight, endurance and physical fitness is ideal

      would also help to be strong

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skinny construction worker who runs half marathons and did decathlon in highschool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DYEL but with high endurance for cardio.

      skinny runner/climber pray you knees hold up with rucking you can't really afford to leave food or supplies behind. It'll be easier to evade them if you can put sheer climbs between you and them so they have to pile up to get over it. Keep enough rope to pull up your supplies so you don't have to scale things with their full weight.

      WHy does no one ever use off-road bicycles in these films/tv shows?
      Silent, efficient way of getting around and much further distances can be travelled without any fuel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t.Days Gooner

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Days Gone was underrated ngl

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you're some elite ex marine biker dude
            >who can't remember the word antibiotic

            I didn't hate it, but there were enough character inconsistencies, motivation issues, and too many instances where they just flat abandon the all sense of realism for me to really invest in it. The gameplay or interfacing wasn't really bad or good either. I don't think it was under or overrated it got the 6-7 it deserved which is rare instance where that happens.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chains rust, innertubes pop, having true the spokes, probably have to ride a fixie to not get the skidder sound while going down hill or the squeak of breaks. Which will definitely be noticed with how quiet the world is. The wind in your ears also might stop you from hear the bullshit you're going into before you too deep in it. Also riding a riding a fixie automatically makes you a gay and with no craft beer to put down your onions maw you mise well join the zombies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you have a stroke?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well yea but its the same argument as guns mate, they're going to run out eventually but might as well use while they work.
          Point is that they're quieter than a car but less intense than running for long distance

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            well I think you're assuming there's going to be clear paths anywhere. Bikes would be great with lots of unobstructed paths with nothing to grab at or get stuck in your spokes or if roads weren't littered with cars that are probably visual cover for a lot of zombies and they'll probably naturally follow them because they're flat spaces that offer unhindered movement. I'm just saying like a town bike with baskets would probably be more utilitarian because you're going to be walking it most of the time so you don't get ambushed.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skinny runner/climber pray you knees hold up with rucking you can't really afford to leave food or supplies behind. It'll be easier to evade them if you can put sheer climbs between you and them so they have to pile up to get over it. Keep enough rope to pull up your supplies so you don't have to scale things with their full weight.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need high endurance, but a lot of what is needed would be mental endurance
    Definitely need grip strengh and ability to carry heavy loads for long distances
    A lot depends on fighting style, if guns are still an option its fairly different from hand to hand or handheld weapon combat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a zombie setting you probably need both hand-to-hand and guns cause you don't want to waste bullets on zombies. So really you just need to be good at everything physical

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very true, you just don't want to be some bodybuilder retard with muscles too big to swing a sword or throw a spear

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bloatmaxxed, obviously.

    >can go long periods without eating thanks to fat reserves
    >strong as fuck
    >can literally push a pack of walkers away with one arm
    >does not need to run like a coward since you could cleave your way through a horde like a fucking ogryn (can also put heavy chainmail armor on and be able to cope with the extra weight)
    >this also means you can carry and wield heavier melee weapons
    >can easily break down doors or fortify your base with heavy objects
    >animal predators will fear your large, domineering presence
    >people naturally gravitate towards bigger people
    >can easily physically overwhelm members of your group who do not agree with you
    >can carry heavier backpacks
    >can deadlift cars in emergancies, for example if you need to change a tire quickly or if someone is stuck underneath

    the list goes on. there is not even a discussion here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based
      Grizzly will become king of all the mediterranean when the world falls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If we're talking flesh eating zombies and not just brain eating zombies, you would be the prize target

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Eddie Hall

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets tired after one swing
      >Gets devoured
      Lmao cardio chads we won again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > intimidates cardio fags
        > becomes leader
        > sends the cardio fags as meat shields to the hordes

        nothing personnel

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muscles wouldn't matter for shit, only that you can get some decent endurance on like one meal a day, so cardiomaxxing is a must

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    halfway between soccer player and marathon runner, probably. Something that requires very few calories per day and tires very slowly.
    When it comes to fight or flight, smart money is on flight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >halfway between soccer player and marathon runner,
      I'd say halfway between a marathon runner and a construction worker. What does being a soccer player add?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I suppose the soccer player part is having leg dexterity? I can see that being very useful in an apocalypse.
        Ideally though you would "start" the apocalypse as a fat fuck with home equipment, and train at home (a lot of footwork training and shadow boxing) for the first few months until most zombies have decomposed and then rebuild.
        The issue with zombie apocalypses in media is that there is zero risk to them past a couple of weeks in really, maybe a couple of months if people are REALLY retarded and keep somehow restarting the cycle of infection.
        True apocalypse would be something from which humanity could not rebuild. Like the sun going out, or an infectious plague wiping out the viability of all farmland or stuff like that

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I miss when The Walking Dead was good... It was so great when Rick was a complete psycopath...

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coomer body would be ideal in a zombie apocalypse.

    Cardio from constantly jerking it making those arm muscles more enduring than any marathon runners legs can ever even wish for.
    Can slash at zombies 24/7 with a heavy melee weapon with that endurance.

    Death gripping builds insane strength, you don't even need a weapon you just death grip those zambies skulls like they're made of mushy apples, don't even need a melee weapon, you are the weapon.

    Coom on zombies to show dominance, every survivor will fear you and won't even dare to look you in your bloodshot eyes.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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