What would happen if I out down this powerlifting bullshit and just start doing hytropathy?
I'm never gonna compete, probably won't get into street fights and will never use my functional strength, why am I still doing 5 rep BS? Someone convince me not to go to the dark side and keep doing 3-5 rep bullshit please!
That nose ring is a huge warning sign. Never trust a woman with the bull ring.
Can you imagine your daughter ending up like this? Just the thought of that terrifies me, although I know there's virtually no universe where I'm such a shitty father where I allow this to happen.
I litteraly can't imagine someone like her ever being in my league. I could wake up 6'4 millionarie with perfect face and everything and I still just couldn't even do it. How does someone that pretty even live? It must be a nightmare, no one can hear or see you beacuse they are to sidetracked by ur beauty..
>Ugly garbage tier women are above anyones league
If you bring cocaine to a night club you will be in her league and the league of about a dozen other whores that look exactly like her. It has nothing to do with what you look like or how much money you have.
Ever since I read Metamorphosis it's become a dream of mine to watch a girl snort an nearly fatal dose of coke (or any hard drug really) and then go to town on her pussy while she can barely even remember her own name. Consensually of course.
i don't remember the part where kafka describes that
okay I'll bite, what about metamorphosis caused your to desire that?
I meant the ShindoL doujin
Gregor Samsa-chan awoke one day to find himself transformed into a strung out heroin addicted gyaru.
dude, she's fat, hairy, tatted and pierced with a dye job and skin damage... wtf is wrong with you
I know you're trolling, but for anyone else reading.Those tattoos, facial piercings, dyed hair, that dress and choker is a dead giveaway that: (1) She is a slut and being moderately IST and buying her a drink will be enough to pipe her. (2) She will be one of the best lays of your life and will fuck the life out of you and suck your dick as if you were paying her. (3) She is batshit crazy and doing anything else beyond fucking her will lead to problems.
I don't care I want a girl like that to ruin my life
The tattoos alone are a red flag
she's a walking red flag
I don't think I'd ever have kids with one but the thought of throat fucking one is a huge turn on tbqhwy
Never trust a woman
if you can 1/2/2/2 then you're better than normal shitheads, and can focus on getting bigger and looking better
Normal shitheads can squat and deadlift 2pl8
normal people who lift, yes. anything over 2pl8 is retarded and pointless if you aren't competing.
i am talking about 5 reps btw if that wasn't clear.
>anything over 2pl8 is retarded and pointless
wow another retard tripfag to add to the list. thanks for letting me filter you early!
ah now I know you're talking about deadlifting for 5 whole reps that's totally different
>Normal shitheads can squat and deadlift 2pl8
you must workout at zoomer hut jr. at any real gym this is a common occurrence
>at a gym
in what universe is "normal shitheads" the same as people who go to the gym to lift and get stronger?
Lol 2pl8 squat and deadlift are even less impressive than 2pl8 bench.
>Normal shitheads can deadlift 225
Maybe, if you're a good teacher and you show them how to not hurt themselves
>Normal shitheads can squat 2pl8
No, they would fold into a pile of broken vertebrae
I assume by "normal shithead" you mean people that don't lift
You will still be strong if you lift for hypertrophy. Where did this meme come from that ppl who workout for hypertrophy have 0% functional strength? The average bodybuilder is probably stronger than half the hobby powerlifters on this board
The average bodybuilder is a 16 yo zoomer that struggles to bench 40kg>l
have you been outside recently? the average twig zoomie can probably put up 2pl8 for a single nowadays
sure, with the most disgusting form while almost crippling themselves
What makes you the king of ice?
i deport mexicans
get off tiktok
>I'm never gonna compete
And don't call yourself a powerlifter until you have
Sounds like you haven't met the Muay Thai fighter, regardless in any capacity hitting a heavy bag is amazing for you and cheating. I know how much you boys love to cheat.
I would cum bucket in her ass and let her lick my dick still shiny from her ass juice. If you catch my meaning.
There is no reason to only work in 5 rep ranges. You can also do your fhaves even if you are lifting for hyropathy. Just change your shit up there is no reason to train in a way you dont want for goals you dont care about. You want to get swole so get swole. Go look up basement bodybuilding, Bald Omni man and geoffrey verity schofield and binge watch their videos and start training the way you want.
>why am I still doing 5 rep BS
Because you are noob. What kind of PL program were you on that you could characterize as 5-rep?
Some of the exercises are still good for overall hypertrophy, just pick exercises that target the lacking muscle groups.
Not a PL program.
never go near a woman who owns a miata
>somebody is fucking her
I am so sad, so very, very sad.
Your life will improve markedly from looking and feeling better all of the time, but you will lose clout with a small subculture of lonely fat people who you don't interact with ever.
Yes, you really have been that silly. Laugh off the humiliation and get a new routine.