What would happen if I out down this powerlifting bullshit and just start doing hytropathy?

What would happen if I out down this powerlifting bullshit and just start doing hytropathy?

I'm never gonna compete, probably won't get into street fights and will never use my functional strength, why am I still doing 5 rep BS? Someone convince me not to go to the dark side and keep doing 3-5 rep bullshit please!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That nose ring is a huge warning sign. Never trust a woman with the bull ring.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can you imagine your daughter ending up like this? Just the thought of that terrifies me, although I know there's virtually no universe where I'm such a shitty father where I allow this to happen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I litteraly can't imagine someone like her ever being in my league. I could wake up 6'4 millionarie with perfect face and everything and I still just couldn't even do it. How does someone that pretty even live? It must be a nightmare, no one can hear or see you beacuse they are to sidetracked by ur beauty..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ugly garbage tier women are above anyones league

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you bring cocaine to a night club you will be in her league and the league of about a dozen other prostitutes that look exactly like her. It has nothing to do with what you look like or how much money you have.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ever since I read Metamorphosis it's become a dream of mine to watch a girl snort an nearly fatal dose of coke (or any hard drug really) and then go to town on her pussy while she can barely even remember her own name. Consensually of course.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i don't remember the part where kafka describes that

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            okay I'll bite, what about metamorphosis caused your to desire that?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I meant the ShindoL doujin

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Gregor Samsa-chan awoke one day to find himself transformed into a strung out heroin addicted gyaru.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dude, she's fat, hairy, tatted and pierced with a dye job and skin damage... wtf is wrong with you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're trolling, but for anyone else reading.Those tattoos, facial piercings, dyed hair, that dress and choker is a dead giveaway that: (1) She is a bawd and being moderately IST and buying her a drink will be enough to pipe her. (2) She will be one of the best lays of your life and will frick the life out of you and suck your dick as if you were paying her. (3) She is batshit crazy and doing anything else beyond fricking her will lead to problems.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care I want a girl like that to ruin my life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The tattoos alone are a red flag

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she's a walking red flag

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I'd ever have kids with one but the thought of throat fricking one is a huge turn on tbqhwy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never trust a woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >woman

  2. 1 year ago
    Ice King

    if you can 1/2/2/2 then you're better than normal shitheads, and can focus on getting bigger and looking better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >1/2/2/2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Normal shitheads can squat and deadlift 2pl8

      • 1 year ago
        Ice King

        normal people who lift, yes. anything over 2pl8 is moronic and pointless if you aren't competing.
        i am talking about 5 reps btw if that wasn't clear.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >anything over 2pl8 is moronic and pointless
          wow another moron tripgay to add to the list. thanks for letting me filter you early!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ah now I know you're talking about deadlifting for 5 whole reps that's totally different

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Normal shitheads can squat and deadlift 2pl8

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you must workout at zoomer hut jr. at any real gym this is a common occurrence

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >at a gym
            >normal shitheads

          • 1 year ago
            Ice King

            in what universe is "normal shitheads" the same as people who go to the gym to lift and get stronger?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lol 2pl8 squat and deadlift are even less impressive than 2pl8 bench.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Normal shitheads can deadlift 225
        Maybe, if you're a good teacher and you show them how to not hurt themselves
        >Normal shitheads can squat 2pl8
        No, they would fold into a pile of broken vertebrae
        I assume by "normal shithead" you mean people that don't lift

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You will still be strong if you lift for hypertrophy. Where did this meme come from that ppl who workout for hypertrophy have 0% functional strength? The average bodybuilder is probably stronger than half the hobby powerlifters on this board

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The average bodybuilder is a 16 yo zoomer that struggles to bench 40kg>l

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        have you been outside recently? the average twig zoomie can probably put up 2pl8 for a single nowadays

        • 1 year ago
          Ice King

          sure, with the most disgusting form while almost crippling themselves

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What makes you the king of ice?

            • 1 year ago
              Ice King

              i deport mexicans

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                good

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          get off tiktok

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm never gonna compete
    Why not
    And don't call yourself a powerlifter until you have

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you haven't met the Muay Thai fighter, regardless in any capacity hitting a heavy bag is amazing for you and cheating. I know how much you boys love to cheat.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would cum bucket in her ass and let her lick my dick still shiny from her ass juice. If you catch my meaning.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is no reason to only work in 5 rep ranges. You can also do your fhaves even if you are lifting for hyropathy. Just change your shit up there is no reason to train in a way you dont want for goals you dont care about. You want to get swole so get swole. Go look up basement bodybuilding, Bald Omni man and geoffrey verity schofield and binge watch their videos and start training the way you want.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why am I still doing 5 rep BS
    Because you are noob. What kind of PL program were you on that you could characterize as 5-rep?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Starting Strength.

      https://i.imgur.com/UM0mRHx.jpg

      What would happen if I out down this powerlifting bullshit and just start doing hytropathy?

      I'm never gonna compete, probably won't get into street fights and will never use my functional strength, why am I still doing 5 rep BS? Someone convince me not to go to the dark side and keep doing 3-5 rep bullshit please!

      Some of the exercises are still good for overall hypertrophy, just pick exercises that target the lacking muscle groups.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Starting Strength.
        Not a PL program.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    never go near a woman who owns a miata

    captcha mmdtty

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hytropathy

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >somebody is fricking her
    I am so sad, so very, very sad.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your life will improve markedly from looking and feeling better all of the time, but you will lose clout with a small subculture of lonely fat people who you don't interact with ever.

    Yes, you really have been that silly. Laugh off the humiliation and get a new routine.

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