What would you do if you woke up like pic related, a complete genetic freak monster?

What would you do if you woke up like pic related, a complete genetic freak monster?
How hard would it be to maintain your ego if you were as fricking huge as Thor?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would cut immediately

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cut

      >What would you do if you woke up like pic related
      I'd lose some fat.

      He could lose some fat

      nuIST literally sickens me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't feel sick if you 8 less fatty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fat people sicken me

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill illegal immigrants and feed their hearts to my kitty cat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      poast kitty kat :3

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if antifa doxes my cat and kills her? I don't need more reasons to murder antifa.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already pretty tall and hate it. Having that mass would make my life even worse

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your ego is not hard to contain if you're a beast like that, it's always the weaklings that are a neurotic mess with no self control

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both Thor and Eddie have the emotional maturity of and act like children.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        missed the point entirely, well done moron, you can act like a child and not be a neurotic mess.

        Eddie's childish pranks are very controlled and he's pretty level headed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I did not miss the point. Guy said it is easy to contain your ego when being a "beast like thor" when Thor himself is an absolute neurotic manchild with an ego who throws tantrums like a toddler. Just look at when he lost world's strongest man. And look at him and Eddie's build up to their boxing match. They are acting acting like kids.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's just peak cycle roids though

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cut

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do if you woke up like pic related
    I'd lose some fat.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could lose some fat

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've met him. He's a pretty genuine guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't personally met him, but have friends who has met him and they say the opposite.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First thing would be measuring my new wiener

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is most people in the civilized world don't really care. Sure, you're imposing, maybe even intimidating to a degree but 95% of people would treat you like everyone else.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they wouldn't. Keep being delusional, moron.
      They'd pretend to treat you the same as others, but they'll always have a little voice in the back of their heads saying "What if this guy decides to twist my head off, better respect him.".

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How hard would it be to maintain your ego if you were as fricking huge as Thor?
    between castration, balding, organ failure - lol, idk. man i'd prolly thank god every day i'm still alive

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >castration
      pretty sure he has kids
      >organ failure
      everyones organs fail eventually, might as well not be a salty little b***h

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would likely continue being a socially avoidant miserable suicidal autistic shut in

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    read in an interview that he has to wake up every 4 hours during the night to eat so he can keep the mass.

    felt sorry for him. this body has no practical usage. its like buying a monster truck to drive to work with.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id buy new clothes. None of the ones i currently have would fit me so id have to quickly order some new ones from the internet. Then id pick up heavier things than now. I would also learn some martial arts. I wonder how far such strength would carry me.

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