What's been your greatest mire?

What's been your greatest mire?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he's all buff, huh?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Happened couple weeks ago. Gave me enough confidence to post on /cbt/.
    >Be me
    >Dyel skinnyfag that is finally showing progress
    >Hiking with mum
    >Shirtless cause it's hot
    >Pass a group of kids on some summer camp thing
    >Hear some of them saying I look ripped
    >Camp counselor, it was a dude near my age, checks me out and smiles
    >Thank you kids
    >Thank you possibly homosexual camp counselor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not gay!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He molested those kids.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

      Seconding or it's a larp

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post body

        Why? I'm self conscious again from all the dyel comments when I posted

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You posted in the CBT
          Do it again here

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Girl fucked me.
    /thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did it hurt?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Group of late teens black chicks oogling the shit out of me on an elevator because I'm 6'4 and have wide shoulders. No I wasn't interested in them, they aren't Japanese.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a double mire

    >go to job interview at tech company
    >company is located in the top 2 floors of a fancy hotel
    >take a taxi there
    >driver asks where to
    >i say the name of the hotel
    >”oh are you going there to train?”
    > - “wh..what?”
    >”you’re gonna do weightlifting there?”
    > - “no it’s a job interview”
    >”oh ok. it’s just that they have a gym there… i don’t know why i assumed… heh”
    >get to the place
    >enter the lobby
    >tell the guy at the lobby desk i’m here for the company and ask which floor is it
    >”hah i didn’t know they were hiring bodybuilders!”
    >crush the interview

    Man that was a great day. And yes I’m natty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post body brah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        This was my body around that time, though I’m way way fatter now and working on getting back in shape.

        he did

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      This was my body around that time, though I’m way way fatter now and working on getting back in shape.

      post body brah

      Kek some dude told me to post body then deleted it.

      They probably just see you as friendzoned, if they known you for a long time
      [...]
      bro get back to working out, miring hard
      [...]
      is she hot at least anon?
      >I have been busting raw in this girl two nights a week
      sounds like you're putting your dick in crazy

      told this story a few weeks ago:

      >go to fast food place
      >receipt coming out slowly
      >girl working says, "the receipt machine is like men, sometimes you gotta beat it to come faster"
      >laugh awkwardly and register as if she means literally hitting men, aka violence, and feel kinda disgusted
      >sit down to eat and realize what she meant

      and she was kinda cute, fuaaark bros

      Thanks dude I’m working on it.

      roid chud

      >accusing me of roiding

      Not only that I was natty, but also only lifted for about 6 months when the photo was taken, while on a hard cut. To be fair I did lift in the past, several years before that. Muscle memory is real bros.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What were your lifts when this pic was taken

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I didn’t lift for strength during that time, I was mostly doing volume stuff with 4x10. Probably around 1/2/trash/trash.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t lift for strength during that time, I was mostly doing volume stuff with 4x10. Probably around 1/2/trash/trash.

        What was the routine you did? Also what did you eat on a day to day basis if you remember? I'm trying to get like this, if that's even possible for a manlet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing fancy, my I did a split that was based on push/pull/legs, did like 2 big compounds in each plus 2-3 isolations. I did high reps on everything, 10 on isolations, I don't remember if I did 10 or 8 on compounds. I lifted almost every day (only took a rest day when I was legit exhausted, like once every couple of weeks).

          My food was basically just 1800 calories believe it or not (I was cutting) and 180g protein. I didn't count anything else, I just tried to keep it as clean as possible. Occasionally I would slip and correct with a short fast (1 day usually, max was 2 days).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And I'm basically doing the same thing right now, except instead of lifting I only do cardio. Once I get to like ~93kg or so, I'll get back to lifting. I'm sure I'll gain mass pretty quick due to muscle memory. History has shown that it works really well.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    During sex with gf

    >It's like I'm getting fucked by Hercules

    Was my fav disney film as a kid so felt good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hot af

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >And that's the Gospel Truth

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gf (now wife) admitting that she got herself off groping my big arms after I fell asleep. This was a few months after telling me she didn't want me to "get too big".

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to commercial gym for first time (only ever trained at home for longest time)
    >stares from all the dyels
    >fit girl keeps staring at me and using equipment nearest whatever I'm doing
    my body dysmorphia may have been cured for good now that I know what my competition looks like lol

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My greatest mire to date was some kids in a playground seeing me do a shit load of pull ups and saying "wow you're strong!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You really should had took that beer, Anon.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This was my body around that time, though I’m way way fatter now and working on getting back in shape.

    • 1 month ago
      Sage

      Good shit, anon. I'm miring

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fuck those arms are gigantic. Respect brother

        Thanks kings. Using this for motivation. My muscles are completely deflated and I’ve gained 20kg of fat since the photo was taken. Already lost 5kg, 15 more to go.

        WAGMI.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Height and weight in the pic?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            183cm and I believe 84kg. Not sure because it was almost 2 years ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck those arms are gigantic. Respect brother

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      roid chud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hot damn

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Please don't take this the wrong way, but you're not very big" - Amiable young cardiac nurse

    The timing was hilarious, because I'd had a heart cath., and seconds later she would be pulling my boxers aside to check on the incision site in my groin half an inch from my junk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is this a mire? Why would she insult you like that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Calling it a mire was a joke. I think she was concerned I would faint upon standing if I hadn't had lunch.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >at Comic-Con in June
    >wearing Superman suit
    >fucking sweaty
    >go meet up with some friends
    >they’re climbing on buildings to get good pics
    >Decide to climb with them, but I take off the shirt(it’s hot as hell)
    >tall, Thick ass cosplay girl in group
    >she’s telling me how much he prefers women to men
    >notice how she’s struggling to look at me in the eyes, she keeps gazing at my Adonis belt and chest
    Decent mire’, we’re all gonna make it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he
      Freudian slip?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And yet you didn't make a move which is why youre all gays and you're never gonna make it.

      >Oh my God guys. The grill looked in my direction.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >post something on IST
    >get told it looks good not because it's IST but because i look like a god
    Damn i didn't know how good i had it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My mom's friend sat on my lap once.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >FINALLY manage to get laid through tinder
    >undress
    >girl: 'wow you're fit'

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Living in uni large college dormitory
    >Be DYEL
    >College fees include gym membership and self serve buffet 3x a day
    > take advantage and make massive gains over 2 years
    >Same girls who saw me as a DYEL and made fun of me back then now complementing my physique and my improvement and grabbing my arms and shoulders at dinner
    >feelsgood.jpg
    >Eventually try asking some of those girls out
    >Rejected every time
    While the mires were nice there's no cure for being an autistic manlet is there?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They probably just see you as friendzoned, if they known you for a long time

      [...]

      This was my body around that time, though I’m way way fatter now and working on getting back in shape.

      bro get back to working out, miring hard

      Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
      At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here

      idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

      is she hot at least anon?
      >I have been busting raw in this girl two nights a week
      sounds like you're putting your dick in crazy

      told this story a few weeks ago:

      >go to fast food place
      >receipt coming out slowly
      >girl working says, "the receipt machine is like men, sometimes you gotta beat it to come faster"
      >laugh awkwardly and register as if she means literally hitting men, aka violence, and feel kinda disgusted
      >sit down to eat and realize what she meant

      and she was kinda cute, fuaaark bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop asking girls out. talk to them, get close to them, make them laugh, get to a point where you can ask them out without them feeling like its a date. you think some girl is gonna say "sure ill go out with you" without knowing you well? ffs man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >just jestermaxx bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>Same girls who saw me as a DYEL and made fun of me back then
      >made fun of me back then
      Why does shit like this keep getting posted? This never happens

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My mam asked me if I have been working out, which give me the confidence to post in CBT, a chud said I've made great progress and look good, I'm alot less transphobic now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lost me at the end anon, you fag enabler

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >your Body is perfect
    It wasn’t though, I just looked good in dress clothes. Sort of like a not as bad version of the “just do shoulders” guy
    >you’re so much bigger than my boyfriend
    Like something out of porn. Not as hot as I thought it would be though. Felt kind of fucked up and like she had some psychological issues with her boyfriend
    >you’re hitting my stomach babe
    This one was pretty hot

    Unfortunately my body wasn’t as good until I already settled down. If anything there was more disappointment about my physique than mires because I’m tall and my frame is good but my body fat was higher than it looked before and I never used to do abs (do NOT fall for the “compounds are enough for abs” meme. Maybe it works for manlets, not if you’re tall). So my best mires are about pp size

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you fuck another man's girlfriend?
      (I know why, but I want real insight into the psychology of cucking in a post caveman era)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but did the same thing yesterday.
        I was lonely and she's the only non-fat option i have.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but sluts are for fucking, and cucks are for cucking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t know it at the time. I didn’t think she had a boyfriend. It was a weird dynamic and im not proud of that. Would not have done it if I knew. It was a great mire but at the same time pretty fucked up

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My greatest mires have been from teenage girls when I'm out with gf because I know that means I'm getting a good bj later that day without having to ask.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of my ex's said she went to every party I went to because she thought i was super hot, which is funny b/c i showed up to every party she went to because she had big tits

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The best mire I ever get is when my grandma tells me that I'm getting so big and strong when I go to have tea with her.

    I am big and strong to look after her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cozy mire

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cherish your grandma, anon
      they don't live forever you know...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I miss having tea with her 🙁

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My nieces call me "muscle-uncle" sometimes even though im a total fucking dyel. Lit a fire in my tummy to get bigger before they can actually remember in vivid detail.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do it, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gaslight Gainz are top tier gainz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does it also lit a fire in your groin?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My boss's little girls saw me and said "oh he's buff!" to themselves when I came out the kitchen. Little kid mires are the most honest therefore the best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Little kid mires are the most honest
      They're also the least informed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jealous

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ive posted my story before a few weeks ago, but I have updates now
    >girl from tinder comes over
    >she says shes into "pet play", not what im into but whatever shes hot
    >"im a kitty hehehe" she says
    >she puts on a choker collar with a little bell on it
    >becomes completely non-verbal
    >keeps licking my ears and deep-throating my fingers
    >we have sex
    >finish...this is where it gets trange
    >she pours herself a bowl of milk and sits on my bed crosslegged lapping at it, just staring at me wide eyed and not saying a word for over an hour
    >try to talk to her but she stays in "character" and just laps at her bowl of milk and stares at me, try to touch her "so uhhh do you have work in the morning or anything" and she swats my hand away and hisses...refuses to break character or leave
    >whatever.....take a bunch of Benadryl so I can fall asleep
    >wake up for a second 3 hours later in the middle of the night and she is just in my bed naked just playing minecraft on her phone

    >next morning she sleeps in
    >wake her up, trying to get her going
    >jokinly say "alright rise and shine" and try to drag her to sit upright
    >she just groans, hisses and points are her pussy then looks at me
    >actively refuses to remove herself from my bed until I fingerblast her nasty gash for 30 minutes
    >when I was in the closet getting dressed before she left I saw her take my cologne spray a bunch on one of my pillows then shove it in her duffel bag(she didnt know I could see her)
    >bites my nipple really hard through my shirt and just leaves without saying a word
    >snapchats me a sketch today
    >ask oh whats that
    >"its you"
    >she took creepshots of me shirtless putting my contacts in and is sketching my back
    Pic for proof
    you can see her collar on the floor....
    idk how it got like this bros

    no dox pls

    I have been sleeping and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since(this was like a month ago)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She texts me stuff like this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
        At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here

        idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >these notes
          What
          The
          Fuck
          Dude, GET OUT
          She is going to kill you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >uncomfy
          RUN

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >and my body activated a trauma response
          Unless you want to take care of her like a child for the rest of your life and have a minimal chance of being able to successfully raise a family, you should drop her immediately. She needs to sort her shit out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I could fix her anon..

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >after sex not forcing her to sit on the kitchen stool and make her do her multiplications and spanking her when she gets a wrong answer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Seeing this means I've regressed to about 3-6 yrs old
          It's time to leave the country, anon.
          Or better yet, burn down your fucking house and fake your death because there is a 99% chance this broad will stab you in your sleep one day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Put me on the reddit Screencap the sht is funny.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dang ive never seen a person marked for death this hard before

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
          Excuse me what
          bro get the fuck out of there. You are going to be either stabbed to death or be tethered forever by an "unexpected" pregnancy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is the one that made me realize this is undeniably real

          Been around these type of people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Open Mouth Dental Gag Cheek Drool Resistant Gag Bondage Kink

        another one of her kinks?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro WHAT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >these notes
        What
        The
        Fuck
        Dude, GET OUT
        She is going to kill you

        she wants me to do kinky things with her but I just wanna hold hands and cuddle
        I can save her bros

        When she sleeps over she usually doesnt get out of bed till like 1pm so I get up and go to the gym and grocery shop and stuff and she has hidden HUNDREDS of little love notes and scraps of papers with hearts on them all over my house i
        its cute and I like it 🙂

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As long as you understand she is off her rocker and you're willing to accept that she might snap and ruin your life in a single day, go right ahead my man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I can save her bros
          Christ himself cannot save this chick
          You are begging for further trouble

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ya shes pretty wild, but other than all the deranged sex stuff she is really sweet....she is 18 and I am 27 lol

            Apparently "cockwarming" is just putting your wiener in and leaving it there while you play with her hair and watch tv or whatever

            She doesn’t have a job does she

            She works at a makeup/perfume store

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              her
              >fuck my mouth and pussy pls
              you
              >lol "logistics"

              You're fucking autistic arent you?
              How to fuck do you spergs end up with these girls and actual Chads with game and social skills like me are still virgins?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you were dead, Elliott Roger

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Poast moar u lucky speg

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                her
                >fuck my mouth and pussy pls
                you
                >lol "logistics"

                You're fucking autistic arent you?
                How to fuck do you spergs end up with these girls and actual Chads with game and social skills like me are still virgins?

                >tfw she’s a 3/10 fatty borderline whale

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I literally have hundreds of these little notes she has left all around my house when I go to the gym or shower and and leave her unattended

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                mate you are asking for trouble here

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                how so?
                I like her cuz she is sweet to me and she has good taste in animoo
                Pic related is her favorite and its cute :/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                like look enjoy yourself and have fun etc but a chick like this is clearly, and i say this with all possible respect, an absolute fucking mentalist. she's also 18 and doesn't udnerstand anything about the world or her place in it yet. it could be very difficutl for you to end it if you choose, or navigate like a normal relationship with her. i mean have your fun but this chick seems fucking psycho in no joking terms

              • 1 month ago
                habib

                that's the thing though. It's so easy to get wrapped and lost in the crazy, especially when the crazy let's you sex it raw. I sympathize 27Anon. Been there. Enjoy it as much as you can, you're gunna hurt on the other end (and you know that on some level) but let your dick do the thinking now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                im a shy aspie so its just nice to have a woman that is really into you and takes the lead for romantic/sexual stuff cuz I dont know how to show affection and or initiate romantic things

              • 1 month ago
                habib

                i hear you, and i get it. well, at the absolute least, take what she is doing and learn from it. emulate it (even if you're faking it) so if (and when) this thing ends you'll at least have grown past that. Then your next girl can be more sane, god willing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                bro, I know you may be too lost for my words to reach you, but there ARE better women out there, specially when you take care of yourself and go to the gym. You deserve BETTER. She may seem comfy and cute for now, but all this love, all this affection, will return to you in form of emotional, AND EVEN PHYSICAL, pain.

                TL;DR go seek someone better. If you don't know how to show affection or initiate romantic things, you can learn it, I PROMISE YOU. But you have to take yourself OUT of that shithole first.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ive posted my story before a few weeks ago, but I have updates now
                >girl from tinder comes over
                >she says shes into "pet play", not what im into but whatever shes hot
                >"im a kitty hehehe" she says
                >she puts on a choker collar with a little bell on it
                >becomes completely non-verbal
                >keeps licking my ears and deep-throating my fingers
                >we have sex
                >finish...this is where it gets trange
                >she pours herself a bowl of milk and sits on my bed crosslegged lapping at it, just staring at me wide eyed and not saying a word for over an hour
                >try to talk to her but she stays in "character" and just laps at her bowl of milk and stares at me, try to touch her "so uhhh do you have work in the morning or anything" and she swats my hand away and hisses...refuses to break character or leave
                >whatever.....take a bunch of Benadryl so I can fall asleep
                >wake up for a second 3 hours later in the middle of the night and she is just in my bed naked just playing minecraft on her phone

                >next morning she sleeps in
                >wake her up, trying to get her going
                >jokinly say "alright rise and shine" and try to drag her to sit upright
                >she just groans, hisses and points are her pussy then looks at me
                >actively refuses to remove herself from my bed until I fingerblast her nasty gash for 30 minutes
                >when I was in the closet getting dressed before she left I saw her take my cologne spray a bunch on one of my pillows then shove it in her duffel bag(she didnt know I could see her)
                >bites my nipple really hard through my shirt and just leaves without saying a word
                >snapchats me a sketch today
                >ask oh whats that
                >"its you"
                >she took creepshots of me shirtless putting my contacts in and is sketching my back
                Pic for proof
                you can see her collar on the floor....
                idk how it got like this bros

                no dox pls

                I have been sleeping and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since(this was like a month ago)

                >I like her cuz she is sweet to me
                >she wants me to do kinky things with her but I just wanna hold hands and cuddle
                >idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

                fit proves once again that men just want someone who loves them, even if they're a possibly life-fucking nut job

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                its so easy to take advantage of that fyi

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What did you respond to her last question with anon?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like a hero from a Dostoyevsky novel we are Prince Myshkin and Nastasya ... or maybe Stavrogin and Marya Timofeevna Lebyadkin
            idk

            I always cry after sex and dont even like fucking either so its been tough

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >has read the idiot and compares himself to Myshkin and Nastasya knowing how that ends
              >continues the relationship anyways
              Are you trying to ruin yourself brother?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn’t have a job does she

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ya shes pretty wild, but other than all the deranged sex stuff she is really sweet....she is 18 and I am 27 lol

          Apparently "cockwarming" is just putting your wiener in and leaving it there while you play with her hair and watch tv or whatever

          [...]
          She works at a makeup/perfume store

          Dunno, but with all the "cockwarming" and "petplay" talk I'm thinking she'll end up biting your dick off while pretending to be a cat someday

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I can save her bros
          We tried to warn you bro, but you are too far gone now. Good luck.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're a gay for not appreciating a girl like that. Have you always been a bitch or is that just recently?

          Fuck the shit out of that girl. Have a relationship with her. Make her submit and be loyal to you. gay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Fuck the shit out of that girl. Have a relationship with her. Make her submit and be loyal to you. gay.
            incel logic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God you even have her saved as girlfren. You are a complete and total gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Never stick your dick in crazy anon.
          This is not going to end well.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you give her such dry responses yet shes still so into you. don't demoralize me like this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Once a woman is into you sexually she loses her mind anon. I tried to get rid of this milf that I had been banging by giving her short responses (for example, she would sent me a long rambling message about how happy she was to have me in her life and I would respond with "hahaha okay") but it only made her want me more.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              never had any hookup that much into me in my life. they've always left after a while, probably when they realise im autistic as fuck when im sober.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I can save her bros
          No the fuck you can't. Abandon all hope ye who enters there. Save yourself you horny fool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She texts me stuff like this

      Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
      At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here

      idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

      Jesus fuck
      Anon I fear for your safety

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah, you made it bro
      be careful, i was with a girl like this
      you will have the best experiences of your life
      but the lows will be low, she probably has bpd and autism if she was anything like mine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She texts me stuff like this

      Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
      At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here

      idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

      this is why I still browse IST, put me in the screencap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She texts me stuff like this

      Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
      At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here

      idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

      Post a pic of her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ive seen this greentext before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She texts me stuff like this

      Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
      At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here

      idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

      bro finna boutta get stabbed

      She better be a literal 10/10 or you should leave the country and lay low for a few years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the screencap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >browsing IST in Yotsuba

          Kek, hopefully it makes new year's comic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >browsing IST in Yotsuba

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fucking leled

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          tomorrow chad reporting in

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >tomorrow chad reporting in

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >tomorrow chad reporting in

            BROTHERS. YOU ARE NOT ALONE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It should have been me it SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She texts me stuff like this

      Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
      At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here

      idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

      [...]
      she wants me to do kinky things with her but I just wanna hold hands and cuddle
      I can save her bros

      When she sleeps over she usually doesnt get out of bed till like 1pm so I get up and go to the gym and grocery shop and stuff and she has hidden HUNDREDS of little love notes and scraps of papers with hearts on them all over my house i
      its cute and I like it 🙂

      >In the darkest forest of the coldest land, there's a cave
      >The sign is covered by moss, but you can make out the words "Crazy Pusseth"
      >Long had the naive knight searched and now he was here
      >He knew that it might be dangerous but the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong
      >Entering the cave, he encountered a sea of red vines covering the walls like red little flags and banners
      >The knight knew that this was a bad omen and he should turn back, but the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong
      >Delving deeper he started hearing voices like crying babies but from grown women
      >He knew that he should turn back, but the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong
      >Even deeper something moved in the dark
      >A full grown woman with a feline posture, hissing out of the dark
      >The knight was unprepared, and knew that fighting a demon like this would be foolish
      >But the allure of Crazy Pusseth was too strong
      >Scratched up, ragged breathing, the knight stood upon the precipice of an unfathomable pit of darkness
      >There was nothing to do but to turn back
      >But the allure
      >The allure of Crazy Pusseth
      >Legends say that the knight is still falling to this day
      >Too Crazy to see the signs
      >Too much of a Pusseth to face the truth

      >In the darkest forest of the coldest land there is a cave
      >Scratch away the moss and you can see the sign
      >"Here lies Sir Crazy Pusseth"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That fucking twist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        10/10 anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is she half black? I think I fucked this girl a year ago. Was she in the military?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She texts me stuff like this

      Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
      At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here

      idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

      bro we already fucking told you to RUN RUN RUN AWAY THE FIRST FUCKING TIME RETARD YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She texts me stuff like this

      Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
      At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here

      idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

      God damn I wish I was white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She texts me stuff like this

      Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
      At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here

      idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

      RUN BITCH, RUUUN!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what AM I READING HEEEEEEER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since
      Bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I have been sleeping and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since
      what the fuck man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I understand it, dated a bp girl too, minor bp but still bpd but that girl

        Oh boy i bet sex is 20/10
        But the emotional baggage is so not worth it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>she pours herself a bowl of milk and sits on my bed crosslegged
      cats shouldn't drink milk you moron
      it is bad for their stomachs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if it was cat milk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think people have cat milk in their fridges Anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No idea if I should feel sorry for you, or if I should be jealous

      At least
      USE CONDOMS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      got the date wrong but fuck it. also better screencap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ty anons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ive seen this greentext before

      Yeah same, sad seeing so many fall for it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She texts me stuff like this

      Sometimes after an especially intense sex session she LARPs as a toddler before we fall asleep which Is kinda weird
      At this point she stays over so often my apartment is littered with bondage stuff, sex toys, her stuffed animals, a sippie cup she uses and various coloring books she left here

      idk how it got like this, I dont even like sex that is not vanilla in missionary

      Holy fuck, that's hot. Really, seriously disturbing, but hot. The worst thing about the world is that the better a lay a girl is, the worse she scores on the wife material scale. Picrel is the world if more than one per milion women who are good in bed were an actual wife material. Also put me in the screencap, I want the updoots.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Include jalapeño steaks in the screencap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I have been sleeping and busting raw in this girl two nights a week since(this was like a month ago)
      >seeded this girl ~8 times
      crazy is like fire, play with it long enough and you'll get burned. wear a condom if you intend to keep fucking her, but unless you want a 3/4 crazy bastard running around i'd get out of there

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else here pronounce been the same as bean?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because I can speak English. People who say bin are retards.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, anon, I don't mean to be inappropriate, but your arms are really big.
    Best part was I wasn't even consistently going to the gym at that point.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >friends ex gf told me she had fantasized about fucking me

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grandma spying on me naked while I sunbathed.

    It was also simultaneously one of the most disappointing feelings I've ever had.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some girl walking towards me literally opened her mouth like pic related and then bit her lip

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was leaving work, in front of the exit a beautiful lassy was talking on the phone. She saw me and she forgot what to say. Stuttered.
    Never saw her again though. Shame

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my gf

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a manager at Chick fil a and all the teenage and college girls said my arms looked nice

    Nice until the 16 and 17 year olds would add me on Snapchat and send unsolicited nudes

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First one that comes to mind, is a model we matched(verified) , she has done pages on the French Vogue no covers though. Told me she thought we'd look cute together.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My friends' moms calling me handsome after I lost weight. Then I gained it all back plus more.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >sweeping doorstep outside apartment
    >neighborhood niglets walking by
    >one wearing ironman mask
    >they yell "that's Thor!"
    >mfw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Still waiting for your face when

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    HUNDREDS OF THESE NOTES

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek at that file name, based Dostoevskymaxxing chad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      I literally have hundreds of these little notes she has left all around my house when I go to the gym or shower and and leave her unattended

      she left a collection of her stuff at my house
      This and a buncha travel sized perfume samples and fancy shampoos

      Good that there is enough evídence to put her behind bars once she killed you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Breed me?

      bro RUN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She’ll cut your tires and cook your rabbit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Breed Me?
      You read that and didn't immediately say "FUCK THAT!" afterwards?
      What the actual fuck is wrong with you bro?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whats wrong with it ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She’s going to trap him with a kid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ohhh alright thanks

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Idk she seems damaged but sweet, take good care of her anon

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women rubbing my body unsolicited.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She actually sounds pretty sweet anon. But if you ever want a family or even normal life, you either need to tell her to cut that shit out or find someone else.
    It won't be easy, but if she actually cares about the relationship she will find a way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she left a collection of her stuff at my house
      This and a buncha travel sized perfume samples and fancy shampoos

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon is this girl from Ohio?
        She is remarkably similar to my ex who is also 18, into pet play, cnc & gets little

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No we both live in Utah

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I see.
            Well be careful.

            I dated mine for 7 months and she was into the same shit.

            Incredible body, super hot.

            Loved her to death, but had serious mental issues, and a broken past of child abuse and rape.

            Eventually she snapped, tried to cancel me on twitter, then would randomly message me trying to fuck after we broke up, etc. Crazy bitch.

            >who is also 18, into pet play, cnc & gets little
            bros
            what the FUCK is wrong with white women

            Mine was half white half asian. Absolute 10/10 aesthetically speaking, white skin with pink undertone too, tall. Unfortunate I couldn't make it work. I'm 25, best pussy of my life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >who is also 18, into pet play, cnc & gets little
          bros
          what the FUCK is wrong with white women

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sore throat spray
        >sippy cup
        Anon whats going on?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's called 'being little'.
          Girl with a lot of childhood trauma cope this way.
          It's very cute but a danger sign.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Girls I hate actually like me back
    Wtf

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    she left a collection of her stuff at my house
    This and a buncha travel sized perfume samples and fancy shampoos

    It's called 'being little'.
    Girl with a lot of childhood trauma cope this way.
    It's very cute but a danger sign.

    >that drawing
    >being little
    Call her a filly. Do it. See how she reacts.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m in kind of a weird mood myself.

    >I was on my way home from the gym, sick arm pump going on, vains pulsing BULGING out of my sleeves, I stopped at a convenience store.
    >I’m waiting in line to pay and the guy in front of me puts down a dozen donuts, two big bags of Doritos, one of those cheap-o one-gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch and a nasty rotting banana.
    >He turns to the clerk and says to him “my girlfriend just had an operation; she can only eat certain things.”
    >I look at him and I go:
    > “yeah right, what did she have a bong hit transplant?”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got ‘em

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You'd be more likely to get your hand amputated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hi Lee

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I am looking for another version of OP pic. Same buff pepe, but face is different, more realistic I guess. Pls halp

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Recently lost my virginity and while i was fucking the girl kept feeling my arms and tris and said they were massive

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    RIP in peace, goodnight sweet prince
    The anon that flew too close to the sun...

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Talking to a girl at the club
    >She asks where I'm from, I say (faraway place) she says I don't believe you
    >I show her my social media, she says oh ok you're for real
    >She taps on a picture of me shirtless
    >I say the six pack is real too
    >She lifts my shirt to confirm, kisses me right there

    I've been chasing that high for two years. The stars will align again some day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The stars will align some day.

      They won't. They did that day and you didn't take advantage of it.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be dyel
    >Been ignoring my gamer bros for a while so I can lift, doing neck curls for a couple months for those neck gains
    >Overhear my brother I live with on discord talking about me
    >"His neck looks like a tree trunk"
    Felt good

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon I hope things go well. You’re playing with fire but she seems like a nice girl whose just trying to overcome her trauma and only knows these things sexually. Was probably abused. Another fine example of the rot within our nation ruining otherwise good people.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My mum once said im a handsome young man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was not lying

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You've lost weight, anon. You look so much better!
    Thanks, mom.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A girl once told me I have a good natural smell. I only realized months later that she was into me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I only realized months later that she was into me
      Many such cases. I'm so fucking socially deft and retarded.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that girl was so out of my league that my brain couldn't appept the possibility that she was into me.
        but if I look back now... oh boy... the ammout of flirts and compliments she gave me is insane.
        I didn't deserve her.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >talking shit in class with friends
    >notice a few girls staring at me
    >autismengage.exe
    >sorta trail off and focus on my books
    >hear one of them speak up in weird sort of dreamy voice
    >keep talking
    >tfw turns out they thought i had a nice deep voice
    no one cares about my physique but still get voice mires. ill take it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      chegged

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Having a big tiddie tomboy rim me while I came on said tiddies was my proudest moment in life. I have found eternal inner sunshine through it that will last until the day I die

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can you illustrate the position that this happened in? I can't imagine how it's possible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fucking based. bless you tomboy boob creamer anon

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Happend a few months ago and posted it back then:
    >final day of student CS job
    >have to turn in company laptop
    >expect the usual grumpy old guy in that department
    >go into his office
    >qt I've never seen before is filling in for him
    >she looks up while greeting me, first freezes for a second and then completely lights up
    >starts processing my laptop and some other stuff
    >messes up the first thing she has to fill out on some form
    >giggles "omg sorry hihi"
    >fuck up another thing
    >apologizes again
    >finishes and hands me sheet where she filled out some stuff
    >I start going over the form to make sure everything is in order because this was kinda important stuff actually
    >she jumps up while I am listing the items
    >stands right next to me so close her boobs are touching my arm and I can feel her breath on my neck
    >when I'm finished she just keep standing there not moving
    >I leave while she is still gaping at me
    This felt so fucking amazing because this wasn't some drunk slut at a club. But a shy nerdy girl in a professional environment who got so flustered by my presence she stopped functioning and clearly got embarrassed over it.

    Bonus mire:
    >walk across courtyard coming back from different department later that day
    >look up
    >see the IT chick literally standing the window of her office staring at me
    >jumps out of view as I notice her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She wanted your cock why didn’t you send it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't list "your number"
        one job

        You should've sealed the deal anon. Wasted mire.
        That's fine though, I've wasted many opportunities like that. There will be more (probably).
        Just learn from it and aim to seal the deal next time.

        She was not really my type, I'm autistic enough. Don't need a similarly autistic gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't list "your number"
      one job

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should've sealed the deal anon. Wasted mire.
      That's fine though, I've wasted many opportunities like that. There will be more (probably).
      Just learn from it and aim to seal the deal next time.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > have water in one of my balls
    > go to hospital, get it removed by surgery
    > dont shave before
    > doctor gets angry as anestesia starts working
    > laugh while drifting to sleep
    > be in bed after surgery
    > qute young female doctor comes in
    > wow your ripped
    > kinda shy
    > directly asks if she can see my junk
    > tells me she watched the surgery
    > wanted to see it again
    > asks for my number
    > fucked her a month later

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should have reported her for sexual harassment

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'll have you know it's futaba

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't a physical mire, I'm still working on not being a fat fuck, but more an emotional/moral mire.

    >Backstory
    >Father is a money-obsessed sociopath piece of shit.
    >Married my mother because she had esteem issues and he needed an arm piece at social events.
    >Never wanted kids, doctors told mom she was infertile. Surprise here I am.
    >Left to start a new family when I was 5.
    >FUCK that guy.
    Fast forward to about a year ago.
    >Be me
    >Get a call at 1 in the morning
    >It's my estranged sister and her boyfriend is beating her
    >We haven't spoken in months, so I know this call means her life is in danger.
    >Book it over there, beat the shit out of the geriatric gay (she has daddy issues, no surprise)
    >Sister's in a bad way, but still responding.
    >Take her to the hospital
    >Explain to the very nice and concerned nurse and then the police she called that goddammit no I'm not the one that did this.
    >Get it sorted, I inherited my piece of shit father's silver tongue.
    >Make sure sister is alright, leave her as much cash as I can spare to find a motel room until we can figure something out.
    >She gets released the next morning, immediately spends the cash on booze and goes back to her boyfriend.
    >Cool, guess I'm not talking to her for a few more months.
    >Call up Mom to let her know what happened and tell her her daughter is a stupid cunt.
    >"I know, I know. But thank you for trying. I'm so proud of you."
    >"You've become the man your father always pretended to be."

    Nothing anyone has ever said to me has been more meaningful.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sorry anon. Your dynasty of a good family can always start with you

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont lift for woman

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I can't tell.
    >ex gf family used to call me "Hulk" behind my back
    >airport security asking me if I had the time to lift today, then telling me I'm in insane shape
    >gf constantly fawning over my fizeek
    >IST accusing me of roids
    >IST calling me adonisbro
    I think my greatest mire will be if I ever get accused of roiding by a medical professional, but I doubt it'll ever happen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if I ever get accused of roiding by a medical professional
      they'd only accuse you if you show clear signs (shrunk testicles, bloated stomach, etc.)
      they will probably compliment you if you took care of your health though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why, think I'm LARPing? Why would I lie on the internet, anon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i was gonna ask for you to post too i just wanna see your body

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah you look natty, but top tier. Wish I had bicep veins. Fuck genetics

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Admit that you are on gear, anon.

    I'm not. But I'm not thinking about it.

  63. 1 month ago
    Form check me bros, first time pulling 2 plates felt a bit wonky

    >on and off texting a girl I met in class over the summer
    >haven't texted her for a while because military work
    >on leave, take camping trip with the boys
    >tarpsoff.mp4
    >post shirtless pic on the gram
    >she strikes a convo right after
    >"anon you're more fit than I thought"

    Natty life i guess

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >biking outside, it's summer
    >stop at red light
    >suddenly surrounded by a group of teen girls
    >they are drunk and giggling and all asking me for some donut shop while laughing and starting at me
    >aks if I am arab
    >say no
    >ask if I am turkish
    >Say no
    >light turns green
    >say that I'm latino and bike away

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hentai mindbroke some slut off of tinder once
    >apologize to this girl before i fuck her bc i was kinda inexperienced, i had only had sex with one girl before too so i thought maybe i wouldnt have the same good experience
    >end up fucking her better than her husband ever could (they were in an open relationship and he literally had not given her one vaginal orgasm for 5 years)
    >afterwards she calls me a literal "olympian sex god" and literally started taking birth control just so she could take me raw
    >literally will go out of her way after work to come suck me off and ask for nothing in return other than touching my arms and my butt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they were in an open relationship
      ppl should be hanged for this

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Still a skinny gay dyel, but lean and have a pretty nice and proportional physique
    >wear a tanktop to my friends apartment
    >”Dang your arms are looking big man”
    >Feelsgood
    >Meet up with other friend and his gf and her brother to get some food
    >wearing tanktop again
    >get mired by friends gf and mog friend in the process with my presence
    >also nicely tanned from bathing in sunlight

    Not huge victories, as us fit bros know normal people who don’t train their bodies admire anyone’s physique if it looks aesthetic and fit, they’re not sticklers on size and strength like people in the hobby are. Feels good anyways though to be a role model for people to want to be like in their body building journey.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >At 1st semester of med school
    >Doing some first aid drills where you gotta carry a fellow student pretending to be injured
    >They match me with two thicc girls, one´s all ass and the other is all tits
    >"Shit they look heavy" think to myself
    >Big ass one says "Sorry anon i´m kind of heavy, hope you don´t struggle too much"
    >"Nah it´ll be fine" tell them
    >"Manhandle" them one at a time through 30 yards making good time while every now and then accidentally touching their asses or tits because im just focused on pushing through and not looking like a dumbass while carrying/dragging them
    >"Damn anon I think you´re the buffest in class" while she feels my pecs

    Afterwards some other people mired when they heard her compliment me. Sounds cheesy af but it was at a time where I was finally starting to feel actually strong and comfortable with my physique so it definitely gave me a huge confidence boost. A mire I´ll cherish forever

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    told this one a while ago, but i'll post it again for this dying thread

    >get put into a group with a girl for one of my classes
    >she tells me she likes my hair and my shirt
    >shirt is a death metal band with some corpse like entity on it
    >she keeps giving me other compliments, trying to talk to me
    >few days later, we're working together
    >after we're done, she leaves, i notice she forgot her ruler
    >next time we meet up, tell her i having something long and hard for her
    >surprised pikachu spaghetti
    >later asks if i can walk her to her car
    >she offers me a ride to my car
    >accept
    >we both get in, start talking for a while
    >she wants to show me something on her phone
    >unlocks her phone
    >last thing she was looking at was my facebook
    >busted
    >in this time, she's figured out i'm not mysterious chad, but rather a handsome buff autist
    >starts asking me personal questions
    >at this point she figured out that if anything were to happen, she'd have to take charge
    >asks me if i've ever seen/felt a pussy
    >no, tfw
    >takes my hand, puts it down her pants
    >says this entire time i've been making her wet and horny. can confirm, was very wet and slimy
    >tells me to finger her, i begin to fingerblast her
    >after the blast, my hand is covered in her slime
    >kinda grossed out at it, don't want to wipe it on my clothes so i put my hand in her mouth and she licks it all off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >don't want to wipe it on my clothes so i put my hand in her mouth and she licks it all off
      why come up with stuff like this when trying to shitpost?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no shitpost friend, this was a true story. what is hard to believe about it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not unbelievable at all last girl i was with did this. nearly shot a load to the ceiling

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this guy does not fuck
        many women enjoy licking their own juices off your fingers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why is that?

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > After working out for about 6 months- hard bulk + creatine
    > Hadn't seen my parents in a while and gave my mom a hug.
    > "Ohh.. Wow! Omg you feel so big and strong."
    > Went through a bit of a slut phase and got plenty of complements from girls, but that one really hit me

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >lifting for a couple of months
    >monday, leg day
    >my legs are long so i always sumo
    >"heh, anon you do squats like a girl"
    >waiting to finish my set while thinking what to say back
    >out of nowhere i hear "hey, thats a great compliment"
    >one of the biggest guys on the gym
    >"have you seen women weight on squat? damn i wish i can train like a woman" he says after
    >smile at him
    >he said i have bigger legs than him
    >is true
    >everyone start to mire
    >guy making jokes is silent
    >"w-what's your routine"
    i train like a girl
    >do hip thrust right after
    >girl that never talk to anyone come asking if she can do them with me since there is no more bars around
    >while we are at it she says "i hear your conversation over there, you have big legs for a guy and your chest is huge
    >i have gyno
    >realize that women cant tell
    >get the biggest confidence boost since i join the gym
    just this morning while i was training a girl from the staff told me she never saw me more happy and confident in the gym
    thank you chad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >realize that women cant tell
      you wish

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Two MILFs demanding sex with me to cuck their husbands in the same week.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You did sex them, right anon?

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be in app
    >sends picture of body naked
    >sometimes get the 'wow you look amazing" reaction
    >sometimes get the 'lmao your dick is too small"

    I think this resume my life.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hadnt seen my friends in a while and one of them said i look like todo from jujutsu kaisen with my traps and shoulders being big

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also one of my mom's milf friends said i look like khal drogo. i dont have long hair and im not brown so i think it is mostly to do with my face/body

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >getting told you look like toudou
      Made it

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >don’t see girlfriend for 6 months due to LDR
    >she tells me I’m much bigger than when we last saw
    >and I’m more cut
    >and my hands are bigger
    >and wrists

    Just mogged myself from 6 months ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >LDR
      not gonna last anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >LDR
        Lord of Da Rangs?

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was leaving my workplace and two girls were just walking by. One turned around to look at me and the other did too in the sense of "Hey look at him".
    I was too autistic and quickly looked away and then justified it with "I was just being cool and ignored them".

    I'm shy...

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Go on rainy hike with gf at the time
    >come back to her place with clothes drenched
    >her mom gives us fresh clothes to change into
    >Both watch me as I change shirts and shorts
    >gf and mom both miring hard
    Felt really good bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Both watch me as I change shirts and shorts
      why are you changing in front of them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Foreplay so he can sex into inside of their vaginas later of course cumpie duh were agma gonna make it brojs gumb a

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      best one so far, good job anon

  77. 1 month ago
    AFRICAN ANON

    Skinny short dude

    >Meet ex in the streets 5 months after breakup
    >Been a regular at the gym
    >Gymbros healped me through breakup
    >She is amazed, forgets we broke up
    >Gropes my pecs in broad daylight
    >I clear up my throat, she backs off and apologizes
    >Keeps texting me, wants to come over

    feels good brehs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      watch your feels anon

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The autistic girl at the school told me "you got bigger"
    my friends at my hometown told me the same after I came for summer break

    Feelsgoodman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >roommate invited mutual friend for drinks
    >I don't drink, am playing vidya in my room
    >eventually leave my door open as they're in the kitchen outside, participate in the conversation
    >they move into my room
    >eventually roommate leaves to throw up
    >She sits near me, points vaguely at me
    >"Can ..?"
    >I autistically pass her the controller
    >"No, I meant can I touch you bicep?"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>I autistically pass her the controller
      May Allah bless you anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek
      Her perspective:
      >I autistically ask to touch his arm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AGGGHHH OOOOUGH
      >forgot girls like big arms
      I’m going to keep lifting daily due to this post

      Also thread give me advice as a 6’5 male cutting down from 277lbs, currently at 226

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife complained for like two years when I started working out, then bought a peloton and started working out almost every day too. She apparently also told her co-workers that I'm in-shape and good looking now. It's not a direct mire, of course, but it can be inferred that she felt like I was getting out of her league and she had to better herself to keep up with me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she felt like I was getting out of her league and she had to better herself to keep up with me
      she's either a shitty person or you're making her feel like that would change anything
      either way either one (if not both) of you are shitty human beings

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        literally go back to instagram you fuckin cunt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf retard. He inspired her to better herself and you think that's shitty? NGMI

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >He inspired her
          no, he made her feel insecure
          there is just as much of a chance that she'd start putting on the pounds to ease her insecurities if he treats her like this
          if he wanted to actually inspire her he'd have gotten her to work out with him

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mire threads are best threads on fit, no cap. it never fails to disappoint when it comes to autistic humor

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >khv
    >go to a sporting event
    >just help out with organization n shit
    >at the end catch one of the photographer girls taking pics of me
    >go to after party
    >chat with her
    >tells me she wants to fuck me
    >wtf.jpg
    >whatever go back to mine
    >we fuck for the next 24 hours
    >ask her why
    >cus I like your wide shoulders and big chest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw reading shit like this, knowing full well the chances of this ever happening to me are next to nil
      Reality has a cruel sense of humor, eh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        unironically just go out more

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I need to work on my physique and my social skills, then maybe, probably a situation like that might happen.
          >tfw when you're a 6'+ virgin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 6'0 and I'm basically that build fat dude that gets posted around with wider shoulders but smaller arms
            You have to go out and develop social skills as you get fit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have wide shoulders and am strong thanks to work at my family business.
              But I'm way too fat due to my eating habits and am a social retard when it comes to woman.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >But I'm way too fat due to my eating habits and am a social retard when it comes to woman.
                There's your problem
                Cut bro

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I WILL CUT AND EXERCISE FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING SOME ASS 'N TITTES
                AS GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL ENDURE AND PERSIST

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I WILL CUT AND EXERCISE FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING SOME ASS 'N TITTES
                That's just the bonus, cut so you can look like a sick cunt

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lady that owns a breakfast place near my gym stopped me today to make me dio some juice she was making, in shirtless on mynway home but stopped by because o love juice and It was free, afrer drinking o shake her hand and as I was leaving she calla me gorgeous, felt pretty nice NGL, especially since she's kinda hot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy fuck proofread your posts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just went to a oftalmologist and the guy gave me eye drops to expand my corneas, i cannot read for shit right now and I'm basically praying for the autofill to autofjll correctly, it wasn't enough for the original post lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >letting some woman expand your corn hole

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am chronically bit bless this means a lot to me because usually all i get are men and trannies

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    been working out for about a year, worked out pre covid so had quick gains

    gf been giving some mires, and recently decided to also start going to a nearby gym

    she is skinny but with very low muscle mass, can already notice her getting more defined, and the belly side fat disappearing, I'm so happy anons

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thread is suicide fuel

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a thread lads

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Start lifting for 18 months.
    >was big fat fatty
    >now normal BMI have all my noob gains
    >best friend of over 20 years son has a birthday
    >i go there
    >his grandfather introduces himself to me like he's never met me before
    The guy is completely lucid, he literally just didn't even realize who I was. Almost a mire

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s called Alzheimer’s, anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats why I said he's completely lucid. He still works and everything he's a normal old man mechanic he has all his marbles still

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In college. I had these pants that had a small hole in them and at the bar one night it got hung on something and ripped wide open. The open spot was around my crotch but nothing was hanging out. I was drunk with the lads no big deal. At one point in the night I went to the bar to grab some drinks and I’m leaned up waiting for the bartender to make her way to me. I feel someone reach their hands in my pants and start playing with my dick. Look up and it’s a 6/10 with a nice bod, small tits and athletic ass who I didn’t know. She was there with what appeared to be her BF so I stayed the hell away and never saw her again. Weird mire but my best.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if this counts and probably you won't believe me but one time I was bench pressing and I noticed that the woman that was in the room (we were the only ones) went to the bathroom and came back clearly without a bra (I think I would have noticed if she had not worn it before) and started doing dumbell bench press in front of me before she stretched on the floor. She was thin with nice tits.
    She WAS looking in my direction a lot, so I guess it was a mire.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The one I recall the most:
    >Starting out at new job as photographer at a school
    >take some photos of daily activities, design social media posts, etc
    >at midday stop and drink some coffee in the sun
    >wearing a polo shirt
    >some 15-16 year old girls surround me and start asking stuff
    >two of them straight up start rubbing my arms and chest and saying that I have a nice body
    >this goes on for the next six months
    >never fucked any of them because I'm 25 and needed the job

    The best part is that I had only been lifting for like 5 months

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Recently an elderly hippy couple came up to my table at a business lunch and kept giving me nonstop compliments about my arms, then the woman swolested my bicep. I assume they were high on medical Marijuana or something. It was one of the most surreal experiences of my life. I tried to play it off after they finally left by asking the vendors if they planted the couple there to flatter me. I get douche chills just thinking about it.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dinner with gf and a friend of hers
    >leaning on counter with back
    >palms on counter, arms straight, so triceps naturally flex
    >her friend says i have big arms
    must have triggered gf because she sucked me off the moment her friend left

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >at doctors office because of some issue with wrist
    >doctor assumed I did it lifting since according to him I've got big arms
    the truth is because I was playing path of exile a lot

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >got eye irritation from playing with cat earlier
    >go to the bathroom to have a look in the mirror
    >"man... am I that handsome? Wow..."

    I'm fucking finally having a good self-esteem, sometimes the best mires are self-mires

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yay :3

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >last 7-8 sexual partners slap my ass
    >lots of comments on my arms
    >got "come fuck me" eyes from a bar thot

    >squatting next to another dude whose also squatting
    >quickly have double his weight racked
    >then triple
    >"i wish i was as strong as you"

    >do deadlifts right mid january
    >lock out 455 deadlift
    >make eye contact with a normie
    >he quickly leaves the freeweight area and never see him again

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Got a mire from gym crush I and haven't seen her since. I should haved talked to her now all I feel is pain

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