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what's his gym routine?
>come only on pizza day or bagel morning
>Consume until failure
Adbominal roll out to tootise roll basket
I needed these keks
what's his gym routine?
Hopefully some amount of weights along with his meme treadmill action
i don't know
Friendly reminder Boogie was on the best path possible until his wife divorced him. Remember that a divorce can drive any man past his limits. He has done what so many other divorced men do and realize the woman they loved, aka their world they fought for, was a lie and no longer have the energy or will to try again.
Basically, marriage is a meme. By getting married you are basically admitting you have the potential to be Boogie as well.
shit bro if my wife left me id have like 3 of her friends over that night...and a few other sluts thats been chomping at the bit to have a go at me....and she knows it
Boomerchad how does a young zoomer get into the milf dating game?
Show up and flirt. The ones you want expect nothing from you but a young, fit cock
what should i say
It doesn't matter much. Be friendly and give them validation from a younger guy. It makes them feel better about themselves and that's worth its wait in gold to most of them
ill try it
where do i find them? just a dive bar or
Nah, out and about. Skip the bar scene entirely
So just go up to random milfs and chat them up? I’ll do my best man
Assuming they're not wrecks or a human being, the best part is they just want your attention and dick when you're young. Just don't knock one up but that goes without saying
So basically I get mommy milkers and pussy and in exchange they get the feeling of being young due to having a young boyfriend?
Pretty much. They want companionship and validation. If you're a broke bitch they might even be a sugar mama for you for a while
That's not Boogie. 1 It looks nothing like him, 2 even if he did, he know it isn't Boogie because this guy is at a gym and he might he about to start trying
Fuck off cow. You're views have plummeted drastically and you're broke.
>gym selfie for normie wows
>go home right after to goon to BLACKED x failure
>uber eats 5k cals of mcdonalds for that post nut munchies
turn up x1
vending machine x3
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