What's his routine?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly belly button, 2/10.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't even get me started on that forehead vain, disgusting

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look so much like novak

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They look nothing alike. Are you faceblind? That’s a thing you know.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        when he's smiling (like in op's pic) he definitely looks like a smiling novak

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They just have the same haircut and beard kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i think the mouth and jaw look similar

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    drink sprite
    eat hgh
    run around with a soccer ball

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yikes

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Growth hormones for the past 25 years

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he is professional athlete so he is blasting copious amounts of roids

    t. fit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he need roids to look like that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he uses them to boost recovery

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinking PEDs are only used to increase size

        Why do people talk about gear like it only applies to bodybuilders. Most athletes out of every country use some type of gear. If you want to win and compete, especially internationally, you hop on. Simple as.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Steroids aren’t just for hypertrophy my retarded friend

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    b-bros? is she okay?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shes just taking the picture telekinetically anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could this be the result of some sort of editing to make messi look in better shape

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The constant strain of being married to an asspie. She works hard for the money.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sucking on referee dicks.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why did he get all those ugly tattoos all over his body?
    he completely ruined his good looking body

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mogging portuguese gaylords for the past 15 years

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is every anime about a shy dorky teenager who has girls fawning and gushing for them constantly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, some of them are about... fuck, no, you're right

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, some are about cute girls doing cute things with ZERO (0) males in the show

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes, it helps the audience identify with the main character and gives them hope that they too can one day have a harem of cute girls, no matter how uninteresting, weak, ugly and useless they are

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not a an anime fan, but pretty much all the shit I’ve watched focus in this LMAO. And then we wonder why weebs are weird…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uyZnU04.jpg

      Man...

      Remember that she had friendzone shortly before he signed at the training center of FC Barcelona and that she returned and became his girlfriend just AFTER he joined it

      Captcha: 8NH0M0

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just in case you don’t know, it is super common for teenagers who move to Europe to start professional careers to bring a girl (not always his “true love”…) to make them feel comfortable with the new -and always hard- experience about to begin. If the boy is like 17 or 19 and has a gf, families will try to convince them somehow to live together or marrying (also highly suggested by their managers).
        That’s why you can see them partying like hell at 26 or 27yo surrounded by bitches and then divorced. They never had the chance to experience that before.

        https://i.imgur.com/41983XC.jpg

        >all the charm
        >all the finesse
        >all the confidence
        >5'2"

        Lanklets will never reach this level

        Messi is 5’6 at least.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Remember that she had friendzone shortly before he signed at the training center of FC Barcelona and that she returned and became his girlfriend just AFTER he joined it

          Captcha: 8NH0M0

          Messi has always been too much of a sperg to go the cum and dump route.
          He stayed with the first girl who showed a bit of interest in him. Good for him anyway.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buck breaking x failure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ??? didnt they play vs france?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        France's team is mostly composed of players poached with the lure of big pay and citizenship from various former french colonies in Africa

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no there are just a lot of fucking black people in france

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man’s really got the worst possible frame, i mog this rat to hell and back. money and fame is cope, argentina can go die. should’ve been eliminated in the QF, they play like nogs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No World Cup, eh?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's his routine?
    Upside down chimney hangs x10
    Capture prey via echolocation x10
    Spread Covid in Chinese wet markets x2020

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vigorous HGH abuse for his entire youth

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sucking my cock to failure

  17. 1 month ago
    I hate women

    >tattoo
    in the trash it goes

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seen quite a few people with very conHispanicuous veins in the forehead. Is it a symptom of high blood pressure?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dudes got short ass arms

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dabbing on "french" morons

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tattoo
    oh no no no messibros

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >those T rex arms

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ref payments

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he is so hot bros

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably nothing outside of mandatory conditioning training with the team fitness coach.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    keepy uppies till failure every morning (he's up to a gorillion now)

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all the charm
    >all the finesse
    >all the confidence
    >5'2"

    Lanklets will never reach this level

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pissi
      >charm
      >confidence
      Drown yourself Alfonso

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