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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly belly button, 2/10.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't even get me started on that forehead vain, disgusting

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look so much like novak

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They look nothing alike. Are you faceblind? That’s a thing you know.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        when he's smiling (like in op's pic) he definitely looks like a smiling novak

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They just have the same haircut and beard kek

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i think the mouth and jaw look similar

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    drink sprite
    eat hgh
    run around with a soccer ball

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yikes

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Growth hormones for the past 25 years

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he is professional athlete so he is blasting copious amounts of roids

    t. fit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he need roids to look like that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he uses them to boost recovery

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinking PEDs are only used to increase size

        Why do people talk about gear like it only applies to bodybuilders. Most athletes out of every country use some type of gear. If you want to win and compete, especially internationally, you hop on. Simple as.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Steroids aren’t just for hypertrophy my moronic friend

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    b-bros? is she okay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shes just taking the picture telekinetically anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Could this be the result of some sort of editing to make messi look in better shape

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The constant strain of being married to an asspie. She works hard for the money.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sucking on referee dicks.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why did he get all those ugly tattoos all over his body?
    he completely ruined his good looking body

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mogging portuguese gaylords for the past 15 years

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is every anime about a shy dorky teenager who has girls fawning and gushing for them constantly?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, some of them are about... frick, no, you're right

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no, some are about cute girls doing cute things with ZERO (0) males in the show

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes, it helps the audience identify with the main character and gives them hope that they too can one day have a harem of cute girls, no matter how uninteresting, weak, ugly and useless they are

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not a an anime fan, but pretty much all the shit I’ve watched focus in this LMAO. And then we wonder why weebs are weird…

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Man...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uyZnU04.jpg

      Man...

      Remember that she had friendzone shortly before he signed at the training center of FC Barcelona and that she returned and became his girlfriend just AFTER he joined it

      Captcha: 8NH0M0

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just in case you don’t know, it is super common for teenagers who move to Europe to start professional careers to bring a girl (not always his “true love”…) to make them feel comfortable with the new -and always hard- experience about to begin. If the boy is like 17 or 19 and has a gf, families will try to convince them somehow to live together or marrying (also highly suggested by their managers).
        That’s why you can see them partying like hell at 26 or 27yo surrounded by b***hes and then divorced. They never had the chance to experience that before.

        https://i.imgur.com/41983XC.jpg

        >all the charm
        >all the finesse
        >all the confidence
        >5'2"

        Lanklets will never reach this level

        Messi is 5’6 at least.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Remember that she had friendzone shortly before he signed at the training center of FC Barcelona and that she returned and became his girlfriend just AFTER he joined it

          Captcha: 8NH0M0

          Messi has always been too much of a sperg to go the cum and dump route.
          He stayed with the first girl who showed a bit of interest in him. Good for him anyway.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    buck breaking x failure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ??? didnt they play vs france?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        France's team is mostly composed of players poached with the lure of big pay and citizenship from various former french colonies in Africa

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no there are just a lot of fricking black people in france

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    man’s really got the worst possible frame, i mog this rat to hell and back. money and fame is cope, argentina can go die. should’ve been eliminated in the QF, they play like nogs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No World Cup, eh?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What's his routine?
    Upside down chimney hangs x10
    Capture prey via echolocation x10
    Spread Covid in Chinese wet markets x2020

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vigorous HGH abuse for his entire youth

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sucking my wiener to failure

  17. 1 year ago
    I hate women

    >tattoo
    in the trash it goes

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seen quite a few people with very conspicuous veins in the forehead. Is it a symptom of high blood pressure?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dudes got short ass arms

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dabbing on "french" Black folk

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tattoo
    oh no no no messibros

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >those T rex arms

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ref payments

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he is so hot bros

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably nothing outside of mandatory conditioning training with the team fitness coach.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    keepy uppies till failure every morning (he's up to a gorillion now)

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all the charm
    >all the finesse
    >all the confidence
    >5'2"

    Lanklets will never reach this level

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pissi
      >charm
      >confidence
      Drown yourself Alfonso

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