what's his routine?

what's his routine?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dehydration.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Suffering x Infinity

      read the manga, gay

      constant suffering, pain and agony to failure

      fight demons with a 200 pound sword for hours every night because they pursue you unendingly due to your life being used as collateral in a demonic sacrifice.

      There's your workout program, OP. Now get on it, you giant gay.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Suffering x Infinity

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    read the manga, gay

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    constant suffering, pain and agony to failure

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fight demons with a 200 pound sword for hours every night because they pursue you unendingly due to your life being used as collateral in a demonic sacrifice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it really 200 lbs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >
        it is closer to 400lbs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's 200kgs

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be a defeatist retard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at how happy the one at the very bottom is.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This says a lot about our society.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suffering+pain+rage superset till failure

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schierke sex x failure

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fight ghosts, trolls, demons, Turks, and Americans with a 300 lb sword til failure
      >muscles constantly tense even when sleeping from giga-PTSD
      >cardio is resisting Farnese and Schierke rape attempts and saving potato-Casca from medieval British football hooligan rapists

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cardio is resisting Farnese rape attempts

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not what I meant

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    swings a 400 lbs slab of iron around and doesnt sleep, imo he's on grams of gear

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a genetic freak
    Or he's Zodd's son

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People seethe when I post the Zodd's son theory on /a/ even though it's the only thing that makes sense

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, the comic even foreshadows it in the way dances around their encounters.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People seethe when I post the Zodd's son theory on /a/ even though it's the only thing that makes sense
        Why is it the only thing that makes sense? Guts' story is that of the survivor. He Was born to a dead women and left in the ground but survives. He spends pretty much his entire life on the battlefield. His is a story of a normal human who literally just can't give up no matter what. No matter what happens to him he will get up because he can't not. Even "fate" doesn't work on him because he's simply unable to give up. Him being the son of Zodd would destroy his character and story.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          Guts is 100% human and it’s part of his character. People who think he is zodd’s son watched too much star wars.

          It's a gay theory that takes away from the story. Guts is strong because his life is constant war and pain all the way from his childhood. Saying that he's the son of zodd means he never earned his prowess (and by extension, you the reader could never be as good as him because you don't have saiyan blood or whatever). It's a weak gay theory for weak gays who don't want to be inspired. The fact that you need a fairy tale magic excuse for guts to have superhuman strength is gay and retarded.

          Plus griffith beat guts in combat. Is griffith somehow half apostle too?

          Also this is so fucking dumb. The whole point of guts character is he was born of nobodies with nothing. Everything he has he has had to struggle and earn.
          He's only defined by himself and his actions.

          >Man vs God story should pull a Naruto discounting Guts's personification of the human struggle
          Shut up

          >destroys your argument

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't get the berserker armor until really late in the story, like chapter 250 of the current 360 or something.
            As others said, I just really don't see what it adds
            >but berserker armor means he's special
            So Guts is a descendant of the skull king then, considering that he was the last one to don the armor before him. Honestly that theory makes a lot more sense now that I think about it. You know what, I've made my decision. Guts is a descendant of the first king of Midland and that's that. Also explains why the guy even bothers talking to him.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >why the guy even bothers talking to him
              >the guy
              >it has to be him, too much coincidence
              lmao, another theory held up by scotch tape

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            armor gives him strength but also destroys his body

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really care but I have a few Qs.
        >Can Apostles have normal children?
        We haven't see that.
        >Zod seems 100% uninterested in anything but glorious combat against worthy foes
        I don't remember him ever being Hornt
        >Why tho
        Seriously what does it add. Gut already had corrupted half Demon son. Having an Apostle for a dad who went to the store to buy Newports doesn't add much.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Can Apostles have normal children?
          >We haven't see that.
          Wrong, Slug Baron had a qt daughter. As for the physical resemblance, compare their ears, hair, and face. Lots of similarity.
          >>Zodd seems 100% uninterested in anything but glorious combat against worthy foes
          >I don't remember him ever being Hornt
          Out of character maybe, but still possible. Just because he's not a Wyald sickfuck doesn't mean he doesn't get pussy.
          >>Why tho
          >Seriously what does it add
          Explains his innate combat talent and why he's such a physical beast (Griffith's top guy), because he's the son of gigachad. Also adds a kino twist to their autistic death battle and the fact that they were/are both Griffith's top dogs at one point or another.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>>Can Apostles have normal children?
            >>We haven't see that.
            >Wrong, Slug Baron had a qt daughter. As for the physical resemblance, compare their ears, hair, and face. Lots of similarity.
            He had a daughter before he became an apostle you fucking retard.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              But that was before he got apostled, right?

              Yeh, doesn't mean an apostle can't get his fuck on with a human woman and produce a human child though, especially in their "human" form

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But that was before he got apostled, right?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >kino twist
            Ask me how i know you are a gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you didnt see the scene where femto rapes casca?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            First of all it put some respect on my bro Griffith's name and second of all his tender consensual lovemaking corrupted Guts' child. It didn't produce a child in and of itself.
            Third of all the Godhand aren't normalfag apostles so this makes it even worse for your argument that the strongest and best of these beings can only produce a corrupted human that looks like a Dali painting.

            >>Can Apostles have normal children?
            >We haven't see that.
            Wrong, Slug Baron had a qt daughter. As for the physical resemblance, compare their ears, hair, and face. Lots of similarity.
            >>Zodd seems 100% uninterested in anything but glorious combat against worthy foes
            >I don't remember him ever being Hornt
            Out of character maybe, but still possible. Just because he's not a Wyald sickfuck doesn't mean he doesn't get pussy.
            >>Why tho
            >Seriously what does it add
            Explains his innate combat talent and why he's such a physical beast (Griffith's top guy), because he's the son of gigachad. Also adds a kino twist to their autistic death battle and the fact that they were/are both Griffith's top dogs at one point or another.

            >count
            bro he had her before activating the Behelit
            >facial features
            Interesting point. I'm a faceblind autist but that could just be because Miura drew them both.
            >Out of character
            Extremely. Zod is basically a schizo warrior. The kind that gets his blackbelt and spends the rest of his life kicking down banana tress in Okinawa like Choi Baedel.
            >explains guts' strength
            That kinda takes away from the whole struggling and grinding to success shtick.
            >kino twist
            Not in my book family. It sounds like you want Berserk to be Star Wars.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That kinda takes away from the whole struggling and grinding to success shtick
              Struggling and grinding doesn't enable you to cut horses and bros in plate armor in half even if you have a Rich Piana physique, but being the
              bastard son of the greatest gigachad warrior to ever live probably does

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like you're applying logic to Animu but ok

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Real life doesn’t also have giant penis ogre monsters and literal magic, it’s a fantasy manga

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neither did Berserk until Griffith raped the Turkish Prime Minister so hard he turned Earth into RuneScape. Golden Age didn't have any magic fuckery other than Zodd until the Eclipse

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >child fairies , rape dwarfs and other bullshit i ok
                >A raged bro swinging a big ass sword is where you draw the line

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Can Apostles have normal children?
        >We haven't see that.
        Wrong, Slug Baron had a qt daughter. As for the physical resemblance, compare their ears, hair, and face. Lots of similarity.
        >>Zodd seems 100% uninterested in anything but glorious combat against worthy foes
        >I don't remember him ever being Hornt
        Out of character maybe, but still possible. Just because he's not a Wyald sickfuck doesn't mean he doesn't get pussy.
        >>Why tho
        >Seriously what does it add
        Explains his innate combat talent and why he's such a physical beast (Griffith's top guy), because he's the son of gigachad. Also adds a kino twist to their autistic death battle and the fact that they were/are both Griffith's top dogs at one point or another.

        [...]
        Yeh, doesn't mean an apostle can't get his fuck on with a human woman and produce a human child though, especially in their "human" form

        Guts is 100% human and it’s part of his character. People who think he is zodd’s son watched too much star wars.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this. it would only serve to undermine everything it has built up to this point

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a gay theory that takes away from the story. Guts is strong because his life is constant war and pain all the way from his childhood. Saying that he's the son of zodd means he never earned his prowess (and by extension, you the reader could never be as good as him because you don't have saiyan blood or whatever). It's a weak gay theory for weak gays who don't want to be inspired. The fact that you need a fairy tale magic excuse for guts to have superhuman strength is gay and retarded.

        Plus griffith beat guts in combat. Is griffith somehow half apostle too?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Saying that he's the son of zodd means he never earned his prowess
          "Bro Arnie just had great genes and roids, he never had to work for his physique"
          This is how gay you sound right now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My point exactly although you might be linking the wrong post idk

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fight horrible horrors both demonic and human your entire life
        >Swing a ridiculously large sword with a super high speed
        >Get free boost from elf magic dust
        >Develop a ironwill from resisting making a harem with freak princess and e-boi witch
        >Simply refuse to give up. Ever.

        How does that make sense? What's your theory?
        Him being zodd's son would be ridiculously bad for the story. Also can apostles even have children? The baron had a daughter but he had a daughter BEFORE he became an apostle.
        Zodd looks like a fking gorrila, guts is unironically handsome.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also this is so fucking dumb. The whole point of guts character is he was born of nobodies with nothing. Everything he has he has had to struggle and earn.
        He's only defined by himself and his actions.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Almost every manga starts with that premise but the main characters always turns out to be special in some way.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"everyone has to be le special and all characters have to be secretly connected"
        Garbage,

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Man vs God story should pull a Naruto discounting Guts's personification of the human struggle
        Shut up

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    200 sotups
    100 pushups
    10 km run

    Every dat

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the best nip mangas are based on euro history for some reasons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vagabond. Ggez

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Musashi is the outlier. He went against all that bushido shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because nip history is just manlets shooting arrows from horseback, getting btfod at sea and raping Korean kids

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        calm down, Kim

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guts being a son of a legendary apostle would go against the whole theme of the story. Fighting against your fate even though you can't escape it, is central to the story.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a big part of Guts' identity, which is why it would be cool to see him struggle with his apostle blood. It's like being an S.S. officer and finding out you have gnomish ancestry, kek. Maybe his resolve would waver a bit, since his humanity is literally one of the only things he has left to cling to. Compound this with the godhand tempting his bloodlust side with apostlehood and you have a kino arc with lots of character building to be had. I can totally see Miura going in that direction during the last few arcs, maybe when he's fighting one of the godhand.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Griffith is the chosen one with all the things given to him. He is literally chosen by 'god'. Guts is supposed to be the opposite of that. Some literal who. But he will be tempted by the behelit that he has been carrying for so long and will have to make the choice of sacrificing all his friends but it's going to take something big happening for him to even consider that. Such a shame he passed away. I wonder if he ever told the ending to his editors Incase something happened.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's been picked up by Miura's friend and successful manga creator Kouji Mori. Evidently Miura finished the whole story and told it to him. Said he wont embellish it and only put in what he remembers from their conversations on it. And Miura's current art team (who was doing the art for the most part anyway) is gonna be doing most of the art.

          https://www.cnet.com/culture/entertainment/berserk-to-return-one-year-after-kentaro-miuras-death/

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Conversations.

            That DYEL motherfucker didn't even bother to write it all down before he passed? What a gay, honestly. Pen is mightier than a sword.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >DYEL motherfucker
              First off, Japan.
              Second, the mangaka lifestyle is probably the unhealthiest lifestyle a human being can live in the without being a Chinese bauxite slave or sweatshop bitch. None of them are even close to healthy, let alone IST.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never read this manga but try getting raped OP I heard he was raped that may be the key its worth a try

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You moron, he has to be raped by a BBC as a child. It's an essential detail

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show gave me the biggest cuck fetish from THAT scene

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IST having cuck fetish
      also, the grass is green

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Struggles x failure

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    UNLIKE THIS BOARD HE ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKS OUT.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Guts banished a random farmer to an eternity in hell for literally no reason?
    Guts deserved what he got

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you save countless people you get to do things like that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure this was before the elf arc. The eclipse happened like two weeks ago. He also killed a kid so eternity in hell he deserves

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kid was an accident. I would have sliced that little twink too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the one in the wagon with his daughter? That wasn't his fault

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it was. Golden age arc hadn't started yet and KM hadn't fleshed out his character yet. Like when he fucks the apostle.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Son of donovan

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    suffering x failure

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cooming in brown pussy x failure

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >derailed the entire thread just by mentioning it as a possibility
    I fucking told you so

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >retarded theory that undermines the whole character of Guts and the encompassing theme of Berserk pisses everyone off
      Wow, you sure are a modern Nostradamus.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not r-retarded it's k-*sniffle*k-kino

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is making it naruto, kino?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heavy piece of metal go cLANG
    Do that hundreds of times per day and you'll get there.
    Oh, and don't forget the apocalyptic rage and hatred while slaughtering thousands of foes.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ~200kg hammer curls x 100-200 for each arm

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting fucked by black men x failure
    Best friend fucks cute brown tomboy gf in front of him x failure
    Heavy sword swings x failure

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