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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LIFT THE CROSS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to this guy, he gets it. He also gets double dubz. The thing about nice Christian wives are that you don't have to find one at all, Jesus will do it for you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      >wanting a christian wife
      lmao imagine never having anything to talk about with the person you're stuck with for the rest of your life.

      Honestly, that is the frickin dream wife. The fact you think it's horrible shows how degenerate of a consumer you (society) has become.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting a christian wife
    lmao imagine never having anything to talk about with the person you're stuck with for the rest of your life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Theology, scripture study, etc. are interesting to discuss, moron. What do secular prostitutes talk about, how many abortions they've had?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Epic fantasy bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Okay? Again, what do prostitutes talk about that's so interesting?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hey babe, I love God and His Word
        >same husband, I have read The Word as well and accept it as Divine Truth
        Riveting conversation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have the lives of the saints, church history, podcasts and books out out by religious organizations. Deep-diving into the "Apocrypha." Theres more to talk about than just the standard Protestant OT/NT

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So basically you hit up the Christianity Extended Universe library and fanfiction websites? Sounds stimulating.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lmao that shit is so gay. No wonder you're a virgin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go back to plebbit homosexual
      >oh no my waifu doesnt know batman
      boo hoo capeshit waste of digits

      Not heretical necessarily but certainly sacrilegious and probably blasphemous. I hope they're rounded up and hanged one day.

      based day of the rope fan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cope.

      What do you talk about with your partners? Netflix original series? The latest celebrity drama? The thousandth serial killer documentary? What latte is better at Starbucks?

      Fricking normalgay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What do you talk about with your partners? Netflix original series?
        yes? that sounds comfy. talking about a 2000 year old book is cringe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dumb fricking atheist the New Testament is 1900 years old

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is why you are ngmi, in case you were wondering

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imbecile. That book contains infinite potential arguments about philosophy, morality, etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            your mom contained infinite potential arguments about philosophy, morality, etc. when she decided not to abort your ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I see you much prefer having you girl talk about the 1000 men she fricked before you, homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol what's important is she's with me now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not for long. it’s just your turn.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Actual hookers are indeed the only important job a woman can have after being a mother.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Her worth is going to tank so hard she'll kill herself and it will be glorious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even religious but implying that non religious femoids have a more interesting conversation is pants on head moronic. They're stupid and npc regardless of upbringing. At least the religious nuts are not also whorish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? Talk about fricking, your dick in her lovely face. Talk about your kids or future kids, your extended families, the neighbours, whatever thing is in the news and whatever shit is on tv. Then retire to your room to play vidya or whatever you like. There you go. Maybe frick her again later. What else do you want.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What else do you want.
        to talk to her about geopolitics and economics.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >wanting to talk to holes about geopolitics and economics
          Do zoomers really?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          AHAHAHAHAHAH
          good luck

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking moron, women are logically inconsistent and parrot the opinions of the strongest social group in their lives, you must be very young and naive to want to debate your gf lol. You lead, she follows, end of story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine untainted by hollywood propaganda, disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon in a different thread ruined this wemb. Saying how she looks like Bruce Campbell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I married a girl like this and it's great. 6 million% better than the horrific POF thots I tried to date before

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How?
        Where do these women exist?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roastie hands typed this post.
      You'll never have a fulfilling relationship because you're used up, damaged goods. That's why you seethe and demoralize the girls who made right life choices (not being hoes), trying to bring them down to your crab bucket.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok burger bros l, where do I find this?
      Please help, I am living in degenerate Australia - where they are systematically dismantling family and family values.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go to a Mennonite church. That's what I'm doing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most parts of: Montana, Wyoming, Utah, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Minnesota
        Rural parts of: Idaho, Wisconsin, Maine, Michigan, Vermont, New Hampshire, Texas, New York (?)
        Possible in rural parts of any state, but most of the coastal states and southern states are pozzed. New York is only up there because NYC is a very tiny corner of the mostly rural state, and Texas has fought hard politically to not be as gay as its neighbors. But the big cities are still pozzed.
        Now to get citizenship…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want her so bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She’s a damn knockout

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick boys. That is some grade A wife material right there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        K-K-Keep your h-h-h-hands off her devil!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WTF you stay away from her!!! She’s a child of GOD!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love her I don’t even know her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricked a dumb bawd like this. Met her when she was on rumspringa or some shit. Wrote her letters for 2 years while I did whatever. She thought I loved her or some shit kek. She left her betrothed to come to me and we fricked for like a month. She was horrid at first, great for 2 weeks, then clammed up and felt self conscious. I left after that. Too boring. i think she married some latter day saints oldhomosexual. Whatever kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You made that up and you STILL sound like an insane homosexual. I hope your mother dies instantly in a freak accident this year. If she’s already dead (good) I hope it happens to you instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a tryhard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that she is blessed with many daughters to pass her gentleness to and many sons to show what they should be aiming for in life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a Npc dork

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lmao imagine never having anything to talk about with the person you're stuck with for the rest of your life.

      Is it possible for two people to date each other but have nothing to talk about?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody tell him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      You might get reinvited to your libgayspicnig discord and get to cope there. Either way, get off my board.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is literally all I have ever wanted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tradwife knows nothing about pop culture

      And that's a good thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely moronic if you honestly believe this woman knows what a horror movie is before knowing who Batman is. Obviously staged just for the tiktok likes.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like the one on the left most

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She cooked you some breakfast

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So she's not a real christian but an
        e-prostitute?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i love tomboys yum yum

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tomboy
          not a tomboy but a homie named tom

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's gros!. Do you have the source so I can make sure I stay away from it. Thank you on advance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. I would also like to make the argument of people who like fricked up gore stuff that I would see it so that I may be desensitized and stronger for having watched all of the terrible things of this earth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whom tho?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait hold up, does it have a penis though? cant believe thats even a logical question nowadays

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He in fact does have a penis, and this is a slide thread.

          This. I would also like to make the argument of people who like fricked up gore stuff that I would see it so that I may be desensitized and stronger for having watched all of the terrible things of this earth.

          Anon that's a pic from a porn photoshoot, all those women are prostitutes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >She cooked you some breakfast
        with a side of monkey pox I see.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >something seems off, my instincts can tell

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2, 5, 1, 3, 4, 6

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      165243

      no, it's
      251463

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no its 42% stupid

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anon those arend faithful christian wives, those are trannies about to shoot a heretical porno film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not heretical necessarily but certainly sacrilegious and probably blasphemous. I hope they're rounded up and hanged one day.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize 1 as a troony and 5 as a femoid prostitute. The others are no doubt moids and troons

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh god, the blonde on the right, 10/10 would convert for

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Preacher Curls

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >20 posts
    >no one has recognized kenzie marie yet
    kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most people don't memorize the names of D-list pornstars, my porn-addicted friend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        um sweetie kenzie is top tier. her scenes with dmac and dredd are legendary.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her "name" is Kenzie Reeves idiot learn to coom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks fact check coomer bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Was mildly amused at the dumb prostitute dancing to her ill baby but when she did that fricking head turn thing I spit my drink laughing what the frick was that lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ngl, i would impregnate her and leave her after going for a pack of smokes. what do i gotta do to get me a white trash harem?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You'll keep jerking off into kleenex homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Social media is a plague

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cadence Lux is better.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least two of those are men, so I'd say it's 50/50 for the rest of them.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their combined body count is in the thousands

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get yourselves a real woman, IST

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those long pencil fingers.
      God she must give the meanest handjobs. I can only imagine what her toes are like.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me daisy taylor fricks kenzie reeves

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sumthn ain't right, bros....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As if the demented withering face of that hag wasn't enough of an indication

  15. 2 years ago
    I hate women

    165243

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the collective body count here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one is an actual pornstar so I'll guess around 500 for all of them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >one is an actual pornstar
        bruh they all are

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          names?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >one is an actual pornstar
            bruh they all are

            Well someone post the scene or at least give a lead to find it

            4 is cadence lux
            5 is kenzie marie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          whos the blonde on the left?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            do not delve deeper into this subject anon. disappoint awaits you. you have been warned.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >oh no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1000+, not joking, that's an actual estimate

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    theres no single woman in churches that arent used up prostitutes claiming to be born again. you have to be stupid lucky to go to church and stumble upon a virgin christian who isnt already taken by somebody

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is the truth the christian larpers don't want you to hear, if a girl is a regular at church, she is either:
      >used, like super used up, raped, gaped and scraped, only god can forgive her now
      >already brainwashed by the man she married when she was 16
      >ugly as sin, only god can love her
      >actually schizophrenic
      gods plan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >raped, gaped and scraped
        stealing that phrase anon ty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is your brain on israeli memes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bros the more I read this post the more sense it makes, this isn't true r...right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, the time to fight was in the 1940s. Do you think it's gotten any better?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If she's older (like 30+), single, and christian, it is.

          Maybe she's a fresh widow and still great wife material, but she'll either get taken quickly, or lose herself to prostitutedom quickly.

          You have to pick them young, Anon. Most young girls are lost, but almost ALL older girls are lost too...... so your better shot is going younger

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but that post even says if she's young she's taken already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy fricking based, hit the nail and a nerve anon, good job

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. has never been to a church

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is what happens when your worldview is exclusively from /misc/

          Seethe larpgays, I was raised catholic and pol is homosexuals you pretend to read, also like catholics haha

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Who*
            Sorry I'm phone posting because I actually go to the gym

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nerve = struck

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Someone already used that terminology in this thread in favor of my post, you parrot, just like you parrot the "teachings" of "someone" who "existed" 2000 years ago

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe lol. Didn’t read.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                then how do you know he's seething?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Ednaldo Jimenez Diego Estaban de la Reyes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is what happens when your worldview is exclusively from /misc/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this post goes hard, I know a woman in my religious family that fits each of those points

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wtf is that image

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >All christian girls are horrific abominations
        Good bait, look at those replies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is true, but damn I'm tired of living in such a negative world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but i thought that if i went to church i would be able to find a good woman who could make up for the fact that i was a virgin until i was 28 like me and all of my IST friends

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bruh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol you have no idea what you're talking about. i met my wife in church after both of us graduated from college and she's only been with 2 guys and one of them was from high school. get a life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >only been with 2 guys
        no one tell him kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tell him what? He already knows other guys ejaculated in his wife's vegana.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is the truth the christian larpers don't want you to hear, if a girl is a regular at church, she is either:
      >used, like super used up, raped, gaped and scraped, only god can forgive her now
      >already brainwashed by the man she married when she was 16
      >ugly as sin, only god can love her
      >actually schizophrenic
      gods plan

      >Seething this bad over christians
      I can tell neither of you have ever been to a church.
      The vast majority of girls in their 20s at church are already married with kids. So yes, none of them are virgins because they've already squeezed out 2-3 kids.
      Whether or not they were virgins before they got married is a different story.
      There are some virgins in their 20s waiting for marriage in the ultra conservative churches. But good luck ever bagging them since they're holding out for the next charming youth leader, and they certainly aren't going for terminally online virgins that just started larping as christians 6 months ago.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Checked
        They're either gaytheists and/or incels that believe all women are prostitutes because they read a handful of twatter posts of women behaving in a whorish manner.
        Let them believe whatever dumb shit about women. Less competition for you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was raised catholic and practiced until I was 16 homosexual
        nice digits tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was also raised Catholic and am still practicing.
          NO is soulless and attracts the worst kinds of Catholics, that much I will admit to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of churches it's just a giant sausagefest.
      >go to church! Find a wife!
      Is a meme. Now, it is good to go to church of course, but you probably arent going to find a spouse there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your goal to going to church is worship. You worship the Lord God and keep faith. Then comes community. Make friends with your brothers and express the desire of finding a wife. This is standard networking 101, make connections. Then make connections with their connections until you find the girls.
        Besides, trying to date girls at a church you actively attend is risky unless you get off to awkward conversations when things don't work out.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i only recognize the #1 bros? is this bad.?

    who is #2? she is the most attractive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >daisy taylor
    nice. her best scene is with luna love (the ts)

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Preachers curls till failure while listening to Christian metal

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Joanna Angel? I'm trying to quit porn but that b***h still haunts my wet dreams

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None of those women are Christian

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no born again virgin gf

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well someone post the scene or at least give a lead to find it

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ww.eporner.com/video-T28zHlC6I5p/the-path-to-forgiveness-pt-1-cadence-lux-daisy-taylor-joanna-angel/
    found it

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You people are such god damn homosexuals. Every time the Colby video is posted you declare your love and ask where you can get a girl like that. And every time I tell you go to Mennonite churches. And not ONCE have any of you ever said anything to this.
    You're NO SHOW. ALL TALK. You will NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE for this reason. You will die alone or marry some used up roastie and YOU WILL DESERVE IT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go to a Mennonite church. That's what I'm doing.

      Appreciate it cuz, I will find my way to the States first.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a trad catholic, I don't date protties

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was also raised Catholic and am still practicing.
        NO is soulless and attracts the worst kinds of Catholics, that much I will admit to.

        Catholic chads represent. Hope you boys find your virgin spouse to bear you many children ASAP

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you brother, may the Lord bless you richly for your words of charity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you allowed to just show up to a Mennonite church? Showing up sniffing around for puss sounds like a good way to get your ass kicked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Happens all the time at other Protestant churches. If you're decent looking, guys will try hook you up with girls.
        t. Have dabbled with protestant churches for the sole purpose of finding a wife

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have to mean it
        If you want to be part of a trad church it's a good bet to join anyways

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This whole series is a bunch of lesbian pussy licking and absolutely zero wiener
    what a waste of time

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tradgays thinking you can find wife material in church
    You’re time to find your wife in church was when you were younger than 16 or 18. There’s a reason why single girl at church past that age are single
    >t. dated a vindictive church c**t for half a year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm to an extent. The Christian girls marry early or they're completely absent because they frick off to the big city to deconstruct their faith and mess their lives up.

      I'll probably have to marry a non-Christian and make raising kids up in the church non-negotiable because there simply aren't enough Christian women.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Relying on your own abilities to find a wife
      Practice prayer and fasting. Have faith and God will lead you to a woman.
      Blessed is he who keeps faith he can find a good faithful woman in this wicked generation.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My dads a pastor and I went to church every Sunday my whole life
    There are no girls my age. There were at one time but they left. One became a lesbian and left.
    The older kids grew up and
    >one marries a Black person who gets her pregnant and leaves
    >one fricks a white trash kid and gets pregnant, he leaves
    >one becomes an alcoholic and quits going
    There is one girl, single, my age at my church but she is extremely ugly like a porcelain doll face, weird, and giving off femcel vibes, like she is jealous of pretty girls. She asks me out to lunch all the time and I’m forced to go because she’s from church and it’s awful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you seeing a pattern here? you know what you have to do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Boohoo I have to go out with an average looking girl instead of pornstar looking girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao if she’s fat fair point but otherwise I hope this is bait. If it’s not, it sounds to me like you’re living in a hell of your own creation. I’m not even a religious man but good luck bro

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have seen every single one of their buttholes

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Married a Catholic girl. Forgot what lifts I did to achieve that. Sorry lol.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread where everyone on IST pretends to be a born again christian
    >another thread asking for le trad christian wife while spewing racial slurs and misogyny

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >modern Christian women
    >faithful

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there even a faithful woman christian or not?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who is #5 blonde???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kenzie reeves

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