Whats off about this physique? He clearly doesn't look aesthetic despite his size
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Whats off about this physique? He clearly doesn't look aesthetic despite his size
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80% him being a turbo manlet
20% him having wide hips and core
wide waist and too bulky
What do you mean he "doesn't look aesthetic" - for his muscle mass and body fat yes he does look a little odd. Is it a filter or something maybe? Things look overly smooth over his chest, there's no definition except the huge line between the pecs.
he looks like a transformer
looks like a guy on roids
>Height. Joey Swoll is 5 ft 6 in (167 cm) tall.
Probably that and the egghead. It's like liverking but uglier
His stats clais 5'6 and 210lb .To be lean with a BMI of 34 is surely not natural
>surely not natural
>water is wet
he overdid the gains. mass mutant level of freakiness you normally only witness in competitive bodybuilders but he at least makes money off of it
Looks filtered to shit. It looks more like a watercolor painting than a photo
He's a roider. Blasting unnatural hormones into your wiener will always result in a disgusting physique.
If only he had stayed all natty.
What's his endgame?
short arms, he can't grab his dick without leaning foward. Stand up and see where your elbow falls in relation to your belly button. His arms are like 6 inches too short
if 5 foot 4 was a photo you could look up in the dictionary.
He looks like an action figure. He looks ridiculous
tl;dr roidtrannies lose again
he looks like an insufferable tekken dlc character
lol listen to all you fatsos, dyels and toad-looking losers busting on this dude because his pecs or whatever arent up to your standards.
What a bunch of anime-watching queers you all are
his pecs are photoshopped as frick though? shit is so airbrushed they look like a painting
>an instagram pic has been altered
no shit really? this is shocking.
Who gives a shit?
What kind of loser spends all day looking at shirtless men's instagram pics until they find an odd one they can make 4chump thread about?
Seriously wtf is wrong with you moronic losers?
oh and then when someone posts an obviously altered pic of some prostitute with a giant misshapen ass and 8" circumference waist you actually think its real and jack off to thinking about her pissing in your mouth.
>I defend frauds and roidtrannies on a Venezuelan vuvuzela collecting forum
>y-youre the no-life losers, not me!!!!
>took me 30 seconds to type out a post about what weird losers you are
>"Y-you're spending your l-life here!!!!"
isnt there some anime pedo bullshit you should be watching on the fricking cartoon channel, weirdo?
Short arms.
He suffers from roidosis
Core too wide, fridgebody isn’t good on men either
nothing, he has the physique and stature of a child, and looks like one next to a real man
>manlet
>really small torso
>too wide
the proportions are all wrong.
add giant wide pecs with short legs and it just looks weird.
>manlet
>does roid to compensate for his height
>the same beard as everyone of them to hide their weak chins and pass of as a "chad"
>cap to avoid showing his baldness
they all look the same
He is just a manlet not sure what else to say
>despite his size
because of*
proportion is the maker of beauty, the mother of symmetry and moderation