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What's the IST approved smartwatch for losing weight?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do you need a smartwatch to lose weight Black person? too stupid to use your brain?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like that I can track the workout, and still get texts and stuff, while leaving phone in locker.
      >not sitting on equipment and scrolling IST like a dumbass

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hung out with some fat people last week and one of their apple watches told them they did 10k steps for the day and they were legitimately proud of it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Steps are kind of a 'tard gauge. Like, my typical low-impact cardio is less than 4000 steps and 45 minutes but my heart rate stays over 140 so it ends up being like 600 calories burned. Seeing this instagram b***hes filming themselves in bikinis on treadmills with Incline: 0 and Speed: 2 that aren't even sweating ... like, what's the fricking point? Congrats on your 10,000 steps. And your 80 calories burned with no muscle development. What a waste of time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dont pay attention these morons. it depends how deep do you wanna go down the rabbit hole of fitness tracking. if you wanna do basic shit just go for a cheap smartband. they are good for checking you are in the right cardio zone or checking if your bpm are improving after lots of sessions. also, its a great motivator as you can check at the end of the day how much did you do. bonus points if you have an smart scale, i grant these morons they are not extremely accurate, but they are enough to know if you are exercising right or just training wrong.

        i dont get morons that go to the gym to just fricking walk. like, you can do that just going outside whats the fricking point of a gym membership just to fricking walk. you have all the equipment at the gym to become a fricking super human and they choose to not only fricking walk but CALMLY walk. anyways, i can check some thot ass while i fricking rekt the rowing machine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Walking for fat people is practically heavy rucking for normal people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've worked in a lot of corporate offices, and it's always fat women who flock to these meme devices like smart watches and fitbits etc.
      I dunno if it's hilarious or pathetic or both.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he needs a bing bing wahoo strapped to his arm to tell him how good job he is doing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing wrong with gamifying something boring like working out. Fricking crab in a bucket.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NGMI
        YWNBAW

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there is everything wrong with gamifying things
        you lack the proper mentality

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ah yes I need to buy latest consumer device to lose weight
    This is a fat persons mindset, only the indulgent and gluttonous get this compulsion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I notice it’s mostly women. They’re the ultimate consumer prostitutes.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I used a fitbit to get into the routine of exercising but now I don't use it anymore because i don't need it. It's still useful for tracking your steps.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just run 5km you fricking imbecile, smartwatches are the most idiotic things ever

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based, Gshock would be too based for this board

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I am thinking about the gshock version of those but I am not sure if they are worth it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's wayyyyyy worth it. I own the G shock 5600 and wear it everyday. I own a F91W and never wear it... G-Shock feels solid, that feels like a toy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            G shocks are fricking moronic unless you regularly dive with your watch, you sound like a chinksoomer

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            G shocks are the shit. Spring for the one that syncs to the atomic clock and has solar charging. I use my countdown timer to time rest periods and frequently use the stop watch.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like the zepp os ones

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Once a guy in the office bragged about how he took a loan to buy an apple watch.
    I asked him what he'll do with it.
    After not being able to come up with anything useful he said he can track the star positions. He returned it shortly after.
    Or he kept it out of shame but never wore it again, who knows.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My dad got me one for Christmas after remembering I said my Fitbit screen was dead. I don’t hate it but it still feels pointless. I’m basically going to use it as a gps running watch.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a real watch. A high quality time piece displays class, status, and ambition. It’s also a great conversation starter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have a watch like that it cost me fourty bucks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks tacky. i know, i know. i couldnt afford one. but i dont like the design

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of conversation? you aren't counting people asking you what time it is are you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Someday I’ll have an Air King

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Watch bros, I recently found an old stash of wristwatches from a relative. I have 0 idea about brands and how valuable they actually are.
      Some known names there are Caterpillar, Nautica and Festina, but I don't know which brand could be considered better. Any help?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not going to help you because you forced me to look at pic rel dios Mio la creature

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          May I offer a israeli queen instead?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard Caterpillar is pretty good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post pictures on the IST watch general thread, it's super popular

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How soon can I buy her used, dirty panties bros? I NEED to SNIFF and TASTE her ass and vegana.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just buy a seiko wtf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s also a great conversation starter.
      Oi mate, fancy seing you back here in dark alley, might not mind telling what time that shiny thong of yours shows?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >conversation starter
      Trust me anon, no one wants to talk to you about your fricking Rolex, and we all just think you're a massive c**t who needs to pull your head out from your own ass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Great advice for the wrong reasons. I purposefully go out of my way to avoid talking to people with """real""" watches. They're always deluded boomers living in the past, or even worse, unironically bought into the status symbol meme. It's like bragging about wearing a monocle.

        I just own rolexes because my money is dirty and the 2nd hand market is very stable and in fact has been trending up for the last few years.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >timepiece
      you realise that you sound like a huge homosexual saying that right? also
      >not buying an omega

      https://i.imgur.com/9ulZ0pz.png

      What's the IST approved smartwatch for losing weight?

      you're a moron if you need a smartwatch to lose weight. if you are already not motivated enough to get off your ass a watch isn't going to change that. they are basically useless in the gym, but that said they are great for outdoor runs:
      >can listen to music without having to carry a phone
      >heart rate and pace tracking is good for HR zone training
      >if you're an autist like me, it's fun to see number go up after months of training (or resting HR go down)
      >sleep tracking is good if you're into that
      >other shit like notifications, timers and alarms, reminders, apple/google pay, etc are fun bonuses
      basically if you want only fitness tracking, get a fitbit or a cheap garmin or some shit like that. if you want the other shit then go apple watch/galaxy watch/whatever watch "pairs" with your phone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much agree with all this anon says. Not needing to carry a phone for music and strava is basically 90% of the benefit of them for me. As someone who needs glasses its a useful for tracking time when swimming too. Also find it useful for just timing things when I'm cooking or if I'm playing team sports to see when people should sub/how close to half time we are. It's something you should want after doing activities, not something that is going to make you do them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Great advice for the wrong reasons. I purposefully go out of my way to avoid talking to people with """real""" watches. They're always deluded boomers living in the past, or even worse, unironically bought into the status symbol meme. It's like bragging about wearing a monocle.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fitbit charge 5 so you can look at your ekg since your fatass is at risk of heart attack but it's dumb enough that you only have to charge it weeekly
    And it has auto walk/run/bike detection too but mine failed the last time I biked so whatever, started it manually

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Smartwatches are for people who try to solve all of their problems by buying shit.

    Literally no one has ever learned anything from their smart watch that's made them fitter they couldn't have just guessed at.

    Meanwhile you're getting pozzed, tracked, zucked, cucked and pushed constant goyslop and glomohomosexual messaging promos for something that's headed to the trash in two years

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to track distances/steps your phone does it just fine.
    If you want to measure your pulse these watches arent precise and a biceps or chest band will be better.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Getting started, anything that monitors heartrate is fine. If your heart rate isn't at least 120 while doing your cardio, you need to increase the difficulty. Strap weights to your back, steeper incline, tighter resistance, whatever. Average heart rate is the only gauge that matters for efficient cardio.

    After a few months, though, you learn to understand the signals your body is giving you when your heart rate is in the right zone and the readout is unnecessary. Like, if you're not sweating after 10 minutes, you're doing it wrong.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just use a step counter app on your phone like Google fit. Just put your phone in your pockets and hit the road and if you're worried that it's overcounting your steps just walk another 2-4k steps

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watch to lose weight
    strapping this to your wrist should help.
    start out of reach of the fridge.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need a watch to tell you to put down the fork fatty?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Useless unless you are an avid /roon/er.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use this to not get tracked by the gooberment/zuck

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Consoomers ACTUALLY think this helps them
    Imagine

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that I like about a smartwatch is the fact that it has a heart rate monitor so I can check my cardiovascular improvements. Apart from that I just use it as a watch. The “smart” part is pretty much a gimmick to sell shit. A regular digital watch with a timer would suffice if it had a heart rate monitor but so far I haven’t found one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fitbit Charge series might be good for
      you

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's no watch that'll stop me from putting food in my mouth, I have to accomplish that my damn self

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd only wear mine it if I started running. Not very feasible if you use straps for lifting or use boxing gloves, etc. I got a Samsung one when I was doing wage slave shit at an Amazon warehouse just to read my text messages without taking off my gloves to unlock my phone.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fitbit surge is by far the best one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Google are busy defeaturing Fitbits. Would really nark me off losing features with an update.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    keep track of your steps like a man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based paracord weaving chad
      just made a monkey fist for my kids backpack with lead in it instead of a marble

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that watch is telling him he needs to eat another 256 calories. My man weighs less than the watch does.

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