What's the best breakfast to start your day?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 eggs
    banana
    glass of milk

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 eggs
    2 banana
    2 glass of milk

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      12 eggs
      a bunch of bananas
      a carton of milk

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bowl of nutrigrain, glass of milo, couple slices of vegemite toast, and DBZ on cheese TV.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah nah you're a c**t

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    24 eggs
    2 pallets of bananas
    1 tanker of milk

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A dozen chocolate Entenmann’s Donuts

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ostritch eggs
    banana tree
    gallon of yak milk

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just skip it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally every obese person i've known tells me that they skip breakfast
      seems like having accumulated hunger by the evening and going on a binge was never a good idea, huh

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you’re so hungry after not eating for a couple hours that you need to binge, Jill yourself

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon let's say your first meal is at 13:00 and said meal has like 400 calories
          now let's say you don't get to eat again until 19:00
          it's fricking nightime already and you have only eaten 400 calories, how the frick do you expect people to not go on a binge?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally every obese person i've known tells me that they skip breakfast
        They lie.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          this doesn't disprove what I say, fatsos can easily fit 4000 calories in just the afternoon

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but because of their sugar addiction it's extremely unlikely that they spend 12+ hours without ingesting sugar.
            From 10pm the day before to lunch the day after? Not happening. They would feel very weak and sluggish because of the insulin crash and would immediately drink or eat sugar.

            I've met women that say that they don't eat breakfast. They fail to mention that they stop to starbucks on their way to work and get a 800 calories syrup "coffee".

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's weird because every obese person I know is a liar and eats all day long when I watch them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fat people are delusional, they think eating at a certain time or place means it wasn't breakfast. And if it's smaller than usual they'll say "I didn't have anything to eat".
        >I didn't have breakfast today
        >>but you ate something in the morning right?
        >well I got two extra large breakfast burritos and a large soda but I'd already left home so it wasn't really breakfast

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally every obese person i've known tells me that they skip breakfast
      seems like having accumulated hunger by the evening and going on a binge was never a good idea, huh

      If you’re so hungry after not eating for a couple hours that you need to binge, Jill yourself

      https://i.imgur.com/g4TvTrU.jpg

      >literally every obese person i've known tells me that they skip breakfast
      They lie.

      That's weird because every obese person I know is a liar and eats all day long when I watch them.

      Fat people are delusional, they think eating at a certain time or place means it wasn't breakfast. And if it's smaller than usual they'll say "I didn't have anything to eat".
      >I didn't have breakfast today
      >>but you ate something in the morning right?
      >well I got two extra large breakfast burritos and a large soda but I'd already left home so it wasn't really breakfast

      ?t=132

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        scooby with the based, logical, sensible take as always.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scooby knows best.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greek yog
    Scoop of protein powder
    Handful of blueberries/strawberries

    /thread

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 2 pieces of whole grain toast, a bowl of wheat bran, 4 eggs, and a whey shake.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 weetbix
    2 scoop protein shake

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CUM

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oatmeal and egg whites, the breakfast of champions

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    big frick off bowl of oats and a banana

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its 3 eggs and a handful of walnuts

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically bacon and avocado toast has been my favorite
    It's good any time of day really

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plenty of time?
    Egg white omelette, oats or grits, glass of juice or some fruit.

    Not much time?
    Bowl of high fiber cereal mixed into some yogurt or skyr with either fresh berries or some honey.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Except if you're a sugar addict, you don't need breakfast.
    If you must eat something, do like eggs and a glass of milk.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A dozen assorted donuts from Krispy Kreme, a bag of donut holes on the side, wash it down with a few bowls of lucky charms

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    raw eggs and fresh orange juice + adderall

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry about your amphetamine addiction.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    some kind of grain as a goyslop base
    a genetically modified fruit that has sugar it would never have naturally, like a banana
    sugar water called juice

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6,000,000 eggs
    >entire banana tree
    >suckle a nursing elephant dry

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oats

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blasting cum.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a man

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wish bucko

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Asians are really unattractive women.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but that shit looks like cinder blocks I'm gonna buy it right fricking now

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weet-bix
    All-bran
    Sultana bran
    Skippy Cornflakes
    Oats

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wholegrain oats + mix in a can of deenz + salt & pepper
    Call me crazy but it's fricking delicious

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Over night oats and coffee. Poop, then straight to the gym.

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