What's the best fitness advice you've ever been told?

What's the best fitness advice you've ever been told?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cope and Sneed

    Changed everything.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do check and I’ve seen someone fired for this 3 months after being hired.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So? He was getting paid for three more months than if he told the truth.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you're part of the general shit-tier unwashed masses, most specific industries that pay well are tight knit and talk amongst themselves. I'm within 2 degrees of separation of everyone in my industry in my state. If I do stupid shit, people won't hire me.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in my state.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The state of having no bitches

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So the concequence of lying is that other companies won't hire you to positions that require a degree anyway so you literally lose nothing by lying. I doubt someone that stupid even has a job.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, you dumb moron, it limits your future options should either (1) you go to college, or (2) the education bar for that industry reduce

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              not if i change my name
              checkmate gay

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Checkmate gay" is a strange name to willingly change to, anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably did a shitty job in that case. It would be really stupid to fire him if he did a good job degree or not.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/y6xsmnE.jpg

      What's the best fitness advice you've ever been told?

      I've worked in NYC for over ten years at several architecture firms, garden gnomeelry ateliers, furniture design studios, and artist studios in both capacities as employee and independent contractor. My college degree is from the best design school in the US, and my employers have literally never checked. I could've lied about having multiple graduate degrees and it wouldn't have changed my fortunes. Unless you are working at some soulless monolithic corporation with a massive HR department--- in which case you are fated to be miserable and dead inside even if you get the job--- the professional world still revolves around more informal social connections; I got most of my work through people I went to school with, through friends or friends of friends, from people I met in the city in casual settings, through employers referring me, or even just through craigslist. All of these places were very professional settings as well, not exactly fly-by-night operations.

      As long as you know what you're doing or are comfortable putting on a good face and faking your way through the job learning as you go, you are fine lying about your college degree. I also recommend that you lie about your skill set and then just learn on the go--- that's what I did and now I am highly competent with what I originally lied about. The best part is that once you've been in the workforce long enough, they don't care at all where you went to school and it's all just about past job experience and references. Worrying about college diplomas for job apps is only for brand-spanking new workers in the labor force

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know they haven't checked, you retard? You just said your daddy paid for a top school degree so how the fuck do you know if you could have just lied? How are you this stupid and "allegedly" a huge professional?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but you're retarded and neurotic, because I lied about a business administration background and am now making a comfy six figure salary in the Chicago area. I'm also really good at managing people and maximizing efficiency, which I learned to do along the way. You wouldn't react the way you just did unless you were a neurotic gay to begin with, and that personality flaw will never change and you will never make it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lie about your skill set and then just learn on the go--- that's what I did and now I am highly competent with what I originally lied about
        Nice job bro. Most people are too lazy to learn their lie on the go.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe I don't even need to get a business minor. I will just lie that I have one. all the business students are brainlets anyway, so it shouldn't be terribly difficult to fake my way through that

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never pull out of an eighth grader

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In addition to this, you should ALWAYS lie about your current salary at a job interview. I know someone who was on 30k, lied about being on 90k at interview, and they offered him 100k

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think your success with that big of a pay increase depends a lot on what job you are doing and how much skill you can “prove” you have. That is pretty big if true.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a sales job and he's a great bullshitter, so he probably deserved to be on that much tbh

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one in sales is making a 90k salary not contingent on commission. Get real, loser.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you realise how high the salary numbers in London get for sales. It was 100k basic with unlimited commission iirc

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lift till failure

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Water. Drink before you're thirsty. Drink until your piss is straw yellow.
    OPs pic is wrong. Don't do it. You might even get into jail for using fake credentials. HR is often outsourced and they might block your future entry to other companies too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You might even get into jail for using fake credentials
      no jury is ever going to convict you on this

      Unless you're part of the general shit-tier unwashed masses, most specific industries that pay well are tight knit and talk amongst themselves. I'm within 2 degrees of separation of everyone in my industry in my state. If I do stupid shit, people won't hire me.

      LARP

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LARP
        No, not really.

        https://i.imgur.com/HnbIwLF.jpg

        >in my state.

        Yes?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no jury is ever going to convict you on this

        What if you do it in Europe? What happens then?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Colleges are a US concept, we just have Universities over here

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat less move more. honestly saved my life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      eat more move more for me (6’5)

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"why yes I am a surgeon"
    >refuses to elaborate

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >companies rarely check
    maybe if your working at mcdonalds or an entry level position.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That also works for restaurants who want food handlers permits BTW

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      food handlers permits are like five dollars and easy as fuck to get in five seconds.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reps are inherently submaximal so people killing themselves doing one set of 10 reps after a 45 minute warmup are not beating people who knock another 10-20lbs off the bar to do 5x10 in either strength or size.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pic rel
    thats bullshit. worst case scenario is you're going to be blacklisted by several big companies because the company you're applying to could snitch to other company as well and put you into their big list of blacklisted individuals.
    t. My aunt' family has a big company and thats what they do to my retarded neighbor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >File for name change in court
      >It’s super effective
      Wow, blacklist removed

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