What's the best fitness advice you've ever been told?

What's the best fitness advice you've ever been told?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cope and Sneed

    Changed everything.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They do check and I’ve seen someone fired for this 3 months after being hired.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So? He was getting paid for three more months than if he told the truth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you're part of the general shit-tier unwashed masses, most specific industries that pay well are tight knit and talk amongst themselves. I'm within 2 degrees of separation of everyone in my industry in my state. If I do stupid shit, people won't hire me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >in my state.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The state of having no b***hes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So the concequence of lying is that other companies won't hire you to positions that require a degree anyway so you literally lose nothing by lying. I doubt someone that stupid even has a job.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, you dumb Black person, it limits your future options should either (1) you go to college, or (2) the education bar for that industry reduce

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              not if i change my name
              checkmate homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "Checkmate homosexual" is a strange name to willingly change to, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He probably did a shitty job in that case. It would be really stupid to fire him if he did a good job degree or not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/y6xsmnE.jpg

      What's the best fitness advice you've ever been told?

      I've worked in NYC for over ten years at several architecture firms, israeliteelry ateliers, furniture design studios, and artist studios in both capacities as employee and independent contractor. My college degree is from the best design school in the US, and my employers have literally never checked. I could've lied about having multiple graduate degrees and it wouldn't have changed my fortunes. Unless you are working at some soulless monolithic corporation with a massive HR department--- in which case you are fated to be miserable and dead inside even if you get the job--- the professional world still revolves around more informal social connections; I got most of my work through people I went to school with, through friends or friends of friends, from people I met in the city in casual settings, through employers referring me, or even just through craigslist. All of these places were very professional settings as well, not exactly fly-by-night operations.

      As long as you know what you're doing or are comfortable putting on a good face and faking your way through the job learning as you go, you are fine lying about your college degree. I also recommend that you lie about your skill set and then just learn on the go--- that's what I did and now I am highly competent with what I originally lied about. The best part is that once you've been in the workforce long enough, they don't care at all where you went to school and it's all just about past job experience and references. Worrying about college diplomas for job apps is only for brand-spanking new workers in the labor force

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know they haven't checked, you moron? You just said your daddy paid for a top school degree so how the frick do you know if you could have just lied? How are you this stupid and "allegedly" a huge professional?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but you're moronic and neurotic, because I lied about a business administration background and am now making a comfy six figure salary in the Chicago area. I'm also really good at managing people and maximizing efficiency, which I learned to do along the way. You wouldn't react the way you just did unless you were a neurotic homosexual to begin with, and that personality flaw will never change and you will never make it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >lie about your skill set and then just learn on the go--- that's what I did and now I am highly competent with what I originally lied about
        Nice job homie. Most people are too lazy to learn their lie on the go.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        maybe I don't even need to get a business minor. I will just lie that I have one. all the business students are brainlets anyway, so it shouldn't be terribly difficult to fake my way through that

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never pull out of an eighth grader

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In addition to this, you should ALWAYS lie about your current salary at a job interview. I know someone who was on 30k, lied about being on 90k at interview, and they offered him 100k

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think your success with that big of a pay increase depends a lot on what job you are doing and how much skill you can “prove” you have. That is pretty big if true.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was a sales job and he's a great bullshitter, so he probably deserved to be on that much tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No one in sales is making a 90k salary not contingent on commission. Get real, loser.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you realise how high the salary numbers in London get for sales. It was 100k basic with unlimited commission iirc

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lift till failure

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water. Drink before you're thirsty. Drink until your piss is straw yellow.
    OPs pic is wrong. Don't do it. You might even get into jail for using fake credentials. HR is often outsourced and they might block your future entry to other companies too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You might even get into jail for using fake credentials
      no jury is ever going to convict you on this

      Unless you're part of the general shit-tier unwashed masses, most specific industries that pay well are tight knit and talk amongst themselves. I'm within 2 degrees of separation of everyone in my industry in my state. If I do stupid shit, people won't hire me.

      LARP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >LARP
        No, not really.

        https://i.imgur.com/HnbIwLF.jpg

        >in my state.

        Yes?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no jury is ever going to convict you on this

        What if you do it in Europe? What happens then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Colleges are a US concept, we just have Universities over here

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eat less move more. honestly saved my life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      eat more move more for me (6’5)

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"why yes I am a surgeon"
    >refuses to elaborate

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >companies rarely check
    maybe if your working at mcdonalds or an entry level position.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That also works for restaurants who want food handlers permits BTW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      food handlers permits are like five dollars and easy as frick to get in five seconds.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reps are inherently submaximal so people killing themselves doing one set of 10 reps after a 45 minute warmup are not beating people who knock another 10-20lbs off the bar to do 5x10 in either strength or size.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pic rel
    thats bullshit. worst case scenario is you're going to be blacklisted by several big companies because the company you're applying to could snitch to other company as well and put you into their big list of blacklisted individuals.
    t. My aunt' family has a big company and thats what they do to my moronic neighbor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >File for name change in court
      >It’s super effective
      Wow, blacklist removed

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