What's the best physique for picking up high school girls in your late 20s?

What's the best physique for picking up high school girls in your late 20s?

  1. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a better, leaner, more genetically blessed physique than you currently have

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Post body fatty.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        What mode is this?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Anorexic but slightly fit
          Dude looks like he's 0% body fat
          Probably has no energy
          Probably stands up and feels exhausted

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Most high school girls nowadays could probably snap you in half twiggy

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          You're a dyel fuck that thinks he's big because you're borderline anorexic

          Kek that’s what I thought fatties. You can’t even pool college roasties with your fatsiques.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        You're a dyel fuck that thinks he's big because you're borderline anorexic

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking otter mode too.

  2. 2 days ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Also, it's probably easiest to get high school girls if you're either rich or deal them drugs. The emotionally disturbed ones with poor home lives are the easiest.

  4. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a daughter I wouldn't allow her near you

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Try to stop me, gramps

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        If you succeed at creeping on a high school girl you will end up being one of her lifetime regrets. Stop being immoral anon

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Wasted breath. They don't care what it's like or will be like for her. They couldn't give less of a shit.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            That's whack and anyone who lacks empathy for underage's clumsiness will most likely ngmi

  5. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    We have this intern at the place we work, she's a super cute red head, but I think she's like 19. I'm not old, I'm only 25, but I think hitting on the college intern who's 6 year my junior is weird.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I think hitting on the college intern who's 6 year my junior is weird
      Your loss, kiddo

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Grow some balls.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Grow some bitches haha!

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with ya on that anon.
      >Be 28
      >Friends cousin thinks I'm cute
      >She's 21
      >Try talking to her at a party for a bit
      >All she talks about is how much she drinks and all the bars she goes too
      >Maybe I am too old for these hoes

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        lol being 25+ and spending time with 18-21 year olds will wake you up to the reality of the disparity between you REAL fast.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in my mid 30s and I'm convinced that women reach peak mental and emotional maturity at 16. They don't get better as they age.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 33 and I would be so tempted to agree with you if I hadn't met like 2 women in my entire life that disprove the theorem. Every other woman falls right into line with it. The more women I talk to though the more tempting it is to believe. They're not much better than prey animals

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          all women are children 18 yrs old or 30 yrs old, just fuck the hotter ones. women past 25 r expired and not even worth interacting with. u rode the cock carousel already, im not wifing you. I would only ever marry a 18 yr old who had like 1 bf in highschool and I would make sure he dissapears. Just lol if you dont kill the past boyfriends of ur wife, u cant live with the memory of fucking my wife in ur head.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            the masculine imperative to murder ur gf’s ex boyfriends to affirm u’re superior

  6. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Physique doesn't matter, get a fart can Honda Civic with a spoiler and give them free beer/weed

  7. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly you need to be the prototypical chad and stand out from other dudes. I'm not saying do that pua peacocking bullshit. I am not saying I'm a super chad but my stats are
    >actually have money
    >long thick hair past my shoulders (although I am slowly getting norwood 3 vortex) but can easily hide it
    >thick,solid,tight
    >6 feet barefoot
    Honestly I've had two instances where I dealt with highschool girls although one instance I thought she was older. The ONLY weird thing I've experienced is meeting the girls parents and I have more in common with them than the girl.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      just start dating her mom retard

  8. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    About looking like you fit the role of an underwear male model.

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