that guy walked in to a tattoo shop and asked for every black flash tattoo they had available
you can tell they were all done within the same year, too.
embarrassing.
there is no cope quite like the tattootard cope. It is more embarrassing than pitbull apologists.
sorry you didn’t outgrow your desire for body mods at 16 like regular people. >b-but pussy! the mindless affirmation of a prostitute!!!
sad
>noooooo you cant badboymaxx what would your mommy and Bossman shekelstein think???!!!
https://i.imgur.com/tXcukK9.jpg
Seethe inklets, I mog you
I hate tats personally but at the same time I recognize that they can definitely increase your appeal to women, moronic as it may be. Even middle and upper class women. The percentage of traditional upper middle class white Americans shrinks daily and the influence of their values along with it. >76% of women prefer guys with tattoos
It is what it is. Being a standup hardworking traditional guy just doesn’t get their juices flowing, at least not until they’ve fricked 20 other guys and gotten older.
Or on your guns and past your knees. Here's a full tutorial pic on how to get tattoos and not look like a fool when dressed up etc or flashing them by accident.
>noooooo you cant badboymaxx what would your mommy and Bossman shekelstein think???!!!
I can't permit myself to get tattoos.
I worship the Romans and Greeks.
They worshipped the perfected human body.
Any alterations like tattoos were deemed only acceptable for slaves, criminals, deserters, Asians and savage races. Free men had unmarked skin.
Same reason I don't want piercings and don't want my girlfriend getting piercings (even earrings).
Same reason I hate transexuals and transhumanists.
>I worship the Romans and Greeks.
Why bro, they were homosexual degenerates. Also good luck finding a girl without pierced ears thats more rare than a virgin
>Gosh golly I sure am glad I made it to my death bed nice and clean and pure. Would hate for the worms to have to eat a bunch of rotting flesh that has ink in it
I don't get people who take things like this so seriously. There is literally no award waiting for you at the end of life for having been more "puritan" than other people. God himself is not going to pat you on the back for not having gotten a dumb piercing or tattoo when you were a kid. The dead Romans are not smiling down on you for following their examples.
It's pure self satisfaction in the same way that getting those same tattoos or piercings is. At least the discipline of fitness serves a holistic purpose in improving your health and everything that comes with it. Subscribing to some purely arbitrary notion about aesthetics is literal nonsense.
Yeah but you're not dying in your peak condition 20s and making the afterlife beautiful. You say you worship them but the causes they fight for you are denied by their enemies that long outlived them thanks to parasitic tactics. Get that tattoo, bru
I worship the savage races of Gaul and Germania. They worshipped the perfected human spirit.
Any alterations like tattoos were known to enhance the body and the interconnectedness with the spirit. It also put you in tune with that depicted and so could enhance your relationship to divinity.
>I can't permit myself to get tattoos. >I worship the Romans and Greeks.
I respect that, buy have you seen Romans and Greeks nowadays?
We built pyramids before Donald Trump even knew what architecture was. We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.
Barbell for load, dumbbell for rom, trap bar for a good balance of both, sandbags for real power, spastic power shrugs for pure size, overhead shrugs in case you wanna get good at handstands
Caveman style. You get better activation, by leaning forward slightly, forcing the traps to hold more of the weight. Be sure to also do face pulls for your traps.
I prefer barbell. My gym also has a plate loaded trap shrug machine which is nice since it puts the weight at your sides rather than right in front of you.
im thugmaxxing and there’s nothing you can do to stop me. your god is not real and im finna take your b***h with my sick tatts. gigacope and seethe inklets
So what's your routine for staying lean? > Slapping b***hes. > Smacking some hoes. > Shooting Jamal for being in the wrong neigborhood. > Running away from cops. > Lay low for a while and do some push ups. > Finger training by giving pussy and ass massages to your moms. > Sell meth till failure. > Lock up prison routine. > Wish father was around when I was child routine. > Navy seals till out of prison.
just be moronic with your shoulder workout and your traps will blow up like balloons, worked for me
What's your shoulder workout? What level of moronation are we talking?
bad form I dont fricking know i'm moronic
Post shoulders or lying
Deadlift.
that guy walked in to a tattoo shop and asked for every black flash tattoo they had available
you can tell they were all done within the same year, too.
embarrassing.
Yet he gets more pussy than you
Getting defensive of our doodles, are?
Truth hurts huh
there is no cope quite like the tattootard cope. It is more embarrassing than pitbull apologists.
sorry you didn’t outgrow your desire for body mods at 16 like regular people.
>b-but pussy! the mindless affirmation of a prostitute!!!
sad
You know who gets pussy? Any man willing to stoop to the level of some bawd. It's not an accomplishment.
That’s not how it works for men. Pretty sus that you don’t know this
Not him but it actually is if you know what you're doing just post half naked pics and lie that's all they do and it's pretty easy.
Holding on to your virginity for some imaginary trad wife isn’t an accomplishment either lmao!
It actually is though
I hate tats personally but at the same time I recognize that they can definitely increase your appeal to women, moronic as it may be. Even middle and upper class women. The percentage of traditional upper middle class white Americans shrinks daily and the influence of their values along with it.
>76% of women prefer guys with tattoos
It is what it is. Being a standup hardworking traditional guy just doesn’t get their juices flowing, at least not until they’ve fricked 20 other guys and gotten older.
Lol black flash, you know a lot about tattoos dude sick!
holy cringe man. why would you decide to let those two words upset you?
flash tattoos are cringe as frick, it's why i used it.
i forgive you though.
>sorry sir, we don't have that tattoo in stock
LMFAO
adam levine tattoo type beat
>noooooo you cant badboymaxx what would your mommy and Bossman shekelstein think???!!!
You think shes tatted all the way to her b hole? Inside the hole?!?
imagine seeing a tattoo in there that would be a great conversation starter
>Bussy hole?
>Baby oven hole?
>"Black hole" hole?
>Bladder hole?
>Billiard hole?
But i want bossman shekelstein to give me a job
Then dont get anything past your wrists or on your neck
Or on your guns and past your knees. Here's a full tutorial pic on how to get tattoos and not look like a fool when dressed up etc or flashing them by accident.
>Badboymaxx
Frick off back to your discord server you limp wristed terminally online loser homosexual. You will never be desirable
t. seething betabuxx salty at alphafricks
t. "Alpha" who sits on discord for 12 hours a day
I have never used discord a day in my life
tattoos are so fricking cringe
Chipotle bag looking azz tattoos
homie walked into the tattoo store, said "give me the tattoos"
Seethe inklets, I mog you
I can't permit myself to get tattoos.
I worship the Romans and Greeks.
They worshipped the perfected human body.
Any alterations like tattoos were deemed only acceptable for slaves, criminals, deserters, Asians and savage races. Free men had unmarked skin.
Same reason I don't want piercings and don't want my girlfriend getting piercings (even earrings).
Same reason I hate transexuals and transhumanists.
Celts had tattoos and they were pretty cool ...
And the Celtic races got holocausted by the Romans (1 million dead, 1 million enslaved). Your point: moot.
>I worship the Romans and Greeks.
Why bro, they were homosexual degenerates. Also good luck finding a girl without pierced ears thats more rare than a virgin
>Gosh golly I sure am glad I made it to my death bed nice and clean and pure. Would hate for the worms to have to eat a bunch of rotting flesh that has ink in it
I don't get people who take things like this so seriously. There is literally no award waiting for you at the end of life for having been more "puritan" than other people. God himself is not going to pat you on the back for not having gotten a dumb piercing or tattoo when you were a kid. The dead Romans are not smiling down on you for following their examples.
It's pure self satisfaction in the same way that getting those same tattoos or piercings is. At least the discipline of fitness serves a holistic purpose in improving your health and everything that comes with it. Subscribing to some purely arbitrary notion about aesthetics is literal nonsense.
Yeah but you're not dying in your peak condition 20s and making the afterlife beautiful. You say you worship them but the causes they fight for you are denied by their enemies that long outlived them thanks to parasitic tactics. Get that tattoo, bru
>im with stupid
Looks awful
I worship the savage races of Gaul and Germania. They worshipped the perfected human spirit.
Any alterations like tattoos were known to enhance the body and the interconnectedness with the spirit. It also put you in tune with that depicted and so could enhance your relationship to divinity.
>I can't permit myself to get tattoos.
>I worship the Romans and Greeks.
I respect that, buy have you seen Romans and Greeks nowadays?
We built pyramids before Donald Trump even knew what architecture was. We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.
the sword handle leading down to the dick cracks me up
Unironically Zercher Shrugs are the GOAT
Is he part troll?
its better to get something small and meaningful than something tacky for show.
Why are you homosexuals arguing about tattoos instead of talking about shrugs. Fricking state of fit.
nice tats get you more pussy than nice traps
Barbell for load, dumbbell for rom, trap bar for a good balance of both, sandbags for real power, spastic power shrugs for pure size, overhead shrugs in case you wanna get good at handstands
Thank you for the first real contribution to the thread
See this thread could have been done in 1 post!
Honestly alpha destiny’s old videos on traps are actually really good
doodle Black folk are all mentally ill
>tattoo of bombette
This is just proof that you need to have a good looking body for tattoos to look good
Mental how literally every person with tattoos is a fricking moron
>death before dishonor
>body looks like a high schooler's notebook
The irony is rich.
Caveman style. You get better activation, by leaning forward slightly, forcing the traps to hold more of the weight. Be sure to also do face pulls for your traps.
Trap bar
shrugs on the smith machine so i can overload it and freak out the normies
Clean pulls and snatch pulls.
muscle ups and dips.
this is the only tattoo i actually find aesthetic.
I want one like this bros.
no less cringe than a rick and morty tattoo, mate
I prefer barbell. My gym also has a plate loaded trap shrug machine which is nice since it puts the weight at your sides rather than right in front of you.
>shrug machine
i gotta look around my gym to see if i missed this.
fricking hate barbell shrugs, love dumbbell shrugs.
im thugmaxxing and there’s nothing you can do to stop me. your god is not real and im finna take your b***h with my sick tatts. gigacope and seethe inklets
I remember that song. It was dope. I don't give a mother frick.
So what's your routine for staying lean?
> Slapping b***hes.
> Smacking some hoes.
> Shooting Jamal for being in the wrong neigborhood.
> Running away from cops.
> Lay low for a while and do some push ups.
> Finger training by giving pussy and ass massages to your moms.
> Sell meth till failure.
> Lock up prison routine.
> Wish father was around when I was child routine.
> Navy seals till out of prison.
i just sip whiteboy tears and do a cuppa pushups in the morning. i cant type as much as you or id lose too many calories tho
>1958
so sweet of him to get his sugar daddy's birth year tatted on him