What's the best way to even out a farmer's tan?

What's the best way to even out a farmer's tan?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dumb? obviously go out in a t shirt when it's sunny

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get on both knees and suck the nearest cock. why beat around the bush if you're male worrying about skin tone

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spend that 3 extra hours in the sun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *updated version

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spray tan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you HAVE to be a good goy and tan then do this because at least you aren't reking your skin. But there's nothing more gayed than blasting your skin with radiation because the garden gnome said you need brown skin.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        typed by pauly d with autism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one has ever looked good with a spray tan, they always look like massive retards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and people look like liver spotted old men with sun tans

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go out for a walk in a balaclava and opera gloves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the programming socks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also carry a medieval flail but it's optional

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking genius. 10/10

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why wouldn't you want a farmers tan?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop going out in the sun

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what he's doing
    go out with no shirt, eventually it'll equalize

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Melanotan I suppose.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    take your shirt off
    eat less

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you dare me to post it.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sunbathe moron
    skin adapts to the longest exposure so it'll even out

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop caring obv

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be black

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