What's the best way to even out a farmer's tan?
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What's the best way to even out a farmer's tan?
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dumb? obviously go out in a t shirt when it's sunny
get on both knees and suck the nearest wiener. why beat around the bush if you're male worrying about skin tone
Spend that 3 extra hours in the sun
*updated version
Spray tan
If you HAVE to be a good goy and tan then do this because at least you aren't reking your skin. But there's nothing more homosexualed than blasting your skin with radiation because the israelite said you need brown skin.
typed by pauly d with autism
No one has ever looked good with a spray tan, they always look like massive morons
and people look like liver spotted old men with sun tans
go out for a walk in a balaclava and opera gloves
Not bad.
Don't forget the programming socks
Also carry a medieval flail but it's optional
Fricking genius. 10/10
why wouldn't you want a farmers tan?
Stop going out in the sun
what he's doing
go out with no shirt, eventually it'll equalize
Melanotan I suppose.
take your shirt off
eat less
Don't you dare me to post it.
sunbathe Black person
skin adapts to the longest exposure so it'll even out
Stop caring obv
be black