What's the best way to even out a farmer's tan?

What's the best way to even out a farmer's tan?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dumb? obviously go out in a t shirt when it's sunny

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get on both knees and suck the nearest wiener. why beat around the bush if you're male worrying about skin tone

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spend that 3 extra hours in the sun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *updated version

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spray tan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you HAVE to be a good goy and tan then do this because at least you aren't reking your skin. But there's nothing more homosexualed than blasting your skin with radiation because the israelite said you need brown skin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        typed by pauly d with autism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one has ever looked good with a spray tan, they always look like massive morons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and people look like liver spotted old men with sun tans

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    go out for a walk in a balaclava and opera gloves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the programming socks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also carry a medieval flail but it's optional

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking genius. 10/10

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why wouldn't you want a farmers tan?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop going out in the sun

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what he's doing
    go out with no shirt, eventually it'll equalize

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Melanotan I suppose.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    take your shirt off
    eat less

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you dare me to post it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sunbathe Black person
    skin adapts to the longest exposure so it'll even out

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop caring obv

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    be black

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