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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally just rebranded diet soda. Includes artificial sweeteners.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >americans put artificial sweeteners in their sparkling water
      absolutely embarrassing

      Costs a dollar, has artificial sweeteners if you're the sort who cares about that. I slurp down two of those things a day when I'm cutting OP, never had any issues.

      They do not all have sweeteners. Some are unsweetened like LaCroix and Polar

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >americans put artificial sweeteners in their sparkling water
    absolutely embarrassing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just rebranded diet soda. Includes artificial sweeteners.

      >I fell for sugar industry propaganda!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just drink water holy shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The average carbonated beverage enjoyer drinks more water per day and more frequently than "just drink this flavorless liquid OK" losers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            By water, you mean water mixed with other things?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Correct, other things + more water than you drink

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >people who drink soda also drink more water
            No they don't. Like, at all.
            They also drink coffee (Starbucks), energy drinks (MONSTER), and alcohol out the wazoo. And then they wonder why they feel sick, are in bad moods, tired, and getting fat.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Who said anything about soda? ESL? We're talking about flavored water. You know, the subject of the thread? The one you clicked one?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I drink 3.5-7L on a good day

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Carbonated beverages are neither "refreshing" or enjoyable. It is both more difficult to ingest AND disgest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      properly the sentence should be it is more difficult both to ingest and digest. the preposition goes before the phrase it relates to. if you wanted to say, for example, it is both more difficult and less flavorful to ingest then your placement would be correct.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't know that and I'm an american

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >digesting water
      this is what we're dealing with here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had sparkling miniral water with my stir fry last night. It was great.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I definitely drank these when I worked as a truck driver and had to eat lunch at Walmart.

    The main reason was that it was a cheap big bottle that I could pee in.
    I'd always laugh to myself at the bottle full of piss and the label that said, "contains 0% juice" and so I made pic related to immortalize the joke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        haha it's true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have a micro wiener? My dick only fits in a Gatorade bottle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No I just butted my penis tip against the rim and peed in.
        There's a little issue with air wanting to escape, but this was solved by pressing my fingertip perpendicular to the rim, so the rigid surface of my fingernail kept a little space where it wasn't sealed.
        Sorry if tmi

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Costs a dollar, has artificial sweeteners if you're the sort who cares about that. I slurp down two of those things a day when I'm cutting OP, never had any issues.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Schizos will whine about artificial sweetener but drink beer and pop zyns

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bloat.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're for pouring over gin and ice

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just drink water, homosexual. just get fruits, juice them, and add water, homosexual.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You homosexuals actually sit around arguing about a bottle of flavored water and have this big debate about whether its ok to drink it or not.
    You realize sane people dont do this kind of shit?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bought some Sparkling Ice because they were $0.30 each. After drinking a few I don't get how people can pay a dollar for them.

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