What's the catch?

What's the catch?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll kill you dead when you're 95.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It comes out of a hen's anusvag.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's also a peehole. anusvagpeepee

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >vag anus peepee
        So a vape?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It comes out of a hen's anusvag.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shell is not that yummy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But good for your bones. I understand they are not appetizing but i learned to love my crunchy egg Shell Salad. This is how i make it:

      >1 cup crushed edible egg shells, thoroughly cleaned and dried
      >2 cups mixed greens (e.g., spinach, arugula, romaine lettuce)
      >1 cup cherry tomatoes, halved
      >1/2 cup cucumber, thinly sliced
      >1/4 cup red onion, thinly sliced
      >1/2 cup crumbled feta cheese or goat cheese
      >1/4 cup toasted walnuts or almonds
      >1/4 cup dried cranberries or raisins
      > Fresh parsley, chopped, for garnish to taste

      For the dressing:
      >1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
      >2 tablespoons lemon juice
      >1 tablespoon honey or maple syrup
      >1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
      >1 garlic clove, minced
      >Salt, pepper

      What do you say bros? How do you like your egg shells?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's always a catch. Everything has a price. I have to pay something like $0.30 for one of these. Personally I think it's worth it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice trips but true chads pay the iron price, they acquire possessions by taking them from defeated adversaries

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >take the Black person pill
        >farmer stops making money
        >no more eggs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where I'm at they're 2.87 for 18 right now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        8.50 for 18 large grade. Im not in a large city or something either that would explain it. Used to be a dollar for 12

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can usually get eggs cheaper outside of the big city. Do you have any egg farms around?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    heart disease

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      post study

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ege

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nutrients are actually in the shell not the whites

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    too tasty you might eat too many and get too full

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brown ones commit more crime

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taste like shit if you can't cook even the simplest thing

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they cost money

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The catch is that there's cum in it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more protein
      is that supposed to be a bad thing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that really cum?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, since those eggs are not fertilized.
        It's the kind of umbilical cord used to create the egg yellow. It's normal.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for the real answer, I was expecting to be trolled

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that really cum?

      Real cum is dark - there is a dark spot where cum from rooster attaches to the egg yolk, about as big as chia seed. We used to have rooster at home.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Real cum is dark
        sorry anon, you have testicular cancer

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are getting expensive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the cathedral does everything they can to prevent us from getting them.
      In some countries they are adding licenses necessary to own chickens in your backyard to prevent you from circumventing the engineered price increase.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the cathedral
        Come on now

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thing is my cocaine, I love eggs so much bros

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shove it up your ass for better absorption.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't digest it

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raw egg yolk is the actual best food, aside from devouring the Word.
    I slonk 8ish raw eggs every day and it's had a noticeable positive impact on gains and life in general.
    I'm pretty sure it's giving me high test too, I got way more oily, highschool level morning boners at 33, shoulders look more full and balls are a bit bigger.
    Eggs are a gift from the Lord.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The catch is most eggs are factory farm garbage produced by hens that have never touch the earth or eaten a meal that wasn't onions beans and grain.

    If you want real eggs you'll be paying $12 a dozen to get eggs produced by free range chickens that actually eat a natural diet, free from antibotics and GMO trash.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you want real eggs you'll be paying $12 a dozen to get eggs produced by free range chickens that actually eat a natural diet, free from antibotics and GMO trash.
      I do.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want real eggs but nobody else does where I live so they are no longer supplied. There was a time when I could buy the most expensive ones and they had dark orange yolks and gave you the strength to kill a hundred israelites but they're gone and the only trace of them left is articles on google explaining how you're a schizo and richer healthier eggs never existed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, luckily there's one based farmer still supplying my town with actually organic eggs. He even told the government sissies to frick off because he'd need their approval to call them organic, so he just sells them as is on the street.
          They're bigger and they smell, taste and look better than any you could get across the street from a store, even the storebought "organic" eggs look sickly and taste and smell like nothing vs. the Chad eggs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you provide evidence that such a "natural" diet makes the eggs better in a tangible way? Just because something is natural doesn't mean it's better, one could read it as "unoptimized"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should just eat pure sugar and pure seed oild and frick off from this board for ever. No one needs to hear your rrtarded mumbling with zero thought put into it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        industrial eggs have a yellow yolk. real eggs from healthy hens have a deep orange yolk because they actually contain the proper vitamins and minerals. They also taste a lot better.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cant you fake the orange color even in industrial eggs? you feed them carrots or something

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah even the most expensive eggs at the supermarket fake it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can and they do. They just add color in the feed. Same shit as with salmon.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    None. It is the source of life. Humans need only two things to survive. Eggs and milk. They are born from the egg and suck the milk for food. That's it.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gave me high cholestrol. Inb4 that's good. Literally just came back from the doctor and was told to lay off the eggs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Inb4 that's good.

      It is good. Why are you listening to a israelite again?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cholesterol is good for you

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah cholesterol is good for you, you wouldn't have a brain or cells if it wasn't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did it increase idl? Because otherwise high cholesterol ptevent arterosclerosis. Only high ldl is bad. And the usual reason why it's high is bad habits like overeating, smoking, drinking, seed oils, etc.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bmi in normal range
        >lift
        >cardio gay
        >was only eating saturated fat for a long time
        >no sneed oil
        >no smoking
        >no drinking

        and my ldl was high

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only catch is how the chickens were raised and fed. Otherwise its about the most optimal thing you could eat and a good source of choline which is mandatory to human health and prevents shit like alzheimers.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can keep chickens and have access to top tier nutrition without any involvement of the israelite or his degenerate industries. This alone causes anger and seething in the israelite and its online activist minions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can keep chickens and have access to top tier nutrition without any involvement of the israelite or his degenerate industries. This alone causes anger and seething in the israelite and its online activist minions.
      I hope you have gotten your new license 😉
      There is another one of those flu-like disease around, so you can't do as you please.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude I don't even pay income tax do you think I care about telling the government what is in my garden?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can keep chickens and have access to top tier nutrition without any involvement of the israelite or his degenerate industries. This alone causes anger and seething in the israelite and its online activist minions.

          very based

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We are adapted to certain foods. We don't adapt our foods to ourselves. It's funny to me that transhumanists can never seem to understand this.

    There is such a thing as an appeal to naturalism logical fallacy but it doesn't apply in this context since by natural we mean that to which we are most adapted due to the length of time our digestive systems have been exposed to their consumption (millions of years). A natural food will necessarily have optimal bioavailability and optimal nutrient balance, both macro and micro. For example any natural high quality animal food will be found with fats along with proteins, and an optimal balance of different fat types and micronutrients within those fats.

    Transhumanists think they can "optimise" a diet to simulate this but such a belief is incredibly arrogant and naive considering how vastly complex this balance is, and how inadequate modern technology is at imitating it.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard 100% of people who consume eggs end up dying

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >great gains
    >high test
    >cheap (stop your whining)
    >tasty
    >kills you before you get too decrepit and suck up your kids' inheritance
    thank you based bird period

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