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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tastes like shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it tastes pretty good. The catch is that has minimal nutrition, wrecks your gut with fake sugars, and keeps you craving the slop that it resembles. Eat real food and you won't miss it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was just about to type the same thing.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's expensive goyslop

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    homies be like
    >what's the catch
    I DON'T KNOW homie, HOW BOUT YOU READ THE FRICKING NUTRITION LABEL THAT IS PRINTED FOR THIS VERY REASON

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bigger poops. any other answer is cope

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you are a serious ice cream lover, just take the plunge and buy a Ninja Creami. Can control exactly what you're putting into it, can make it lower calorie, higher protein, better texture, and no garbage filler ingredients. The upfront cost is offset by the way cheaper price per pint down the line as well.

    For me I do:

    >fairlife nonfat milk up 3/4ths of the container
    >pour into a high-sided container
    >add in a scoop of protein
    >squirt of vanilla extract or any other flavorings
    >sweetener to taste
    >1/4th teaspoon of xantham gum
    >blend thoroughly with immersion blender
    >freeze for 12 hours

    I use the Ghost Chips Ahoy protein and it makes an amazing ice cream base.

    311 calories and the macros are 49.6g protein, 18.3g carbs, and 3g fat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bloat and farts

      how large are those portions?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There needs to be a bigger version of this shit
      Those portions are for permacutters and women

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick how much are they paying you to shill this shit Pajeet? you post this in every fricking thread
      >verification not required

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've literally never once posted about the ninja creami on this site before, schizo.

        There needs to be a bigger version of this shit
        Those portions are for permacutters and women

        You need more than 50g of protein in one serving? Sounds like a waste of calories tbh. Regardless, just make multiple pints and spin them after each other I guess.

        bloat and farts

        how large are those portions?

        It's a 16oz pint.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >schizo
          Reddit

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that, OP. If you're going to treat yourself to icecream at least buy yourself the good shit.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cookie dough has the worst bloat for some reason.

    choc or vanilla are alright

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Expensive

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Industrial slop with a bad texture and carcinogenic chemicals. Just get a pint of Haagen-Dazs and eat small portions of it at a time, instead of the entire thing in one sitting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't NOT eat the entire thing in one sitting. It's torture to eat just a little bit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A little self restraint will make the experience all the more enjoyable when it does happen

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has an interesting fellow on the front

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're essentially paying for air.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the catch is extreme gas, this shit literally makes me want to kill myself

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diarrhea from all the fat and fake sugar.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    salted caramel tastes amazing

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sucralose
    >headaches
    >the choice to go keto means you miss that sugar rush and dont get energy from it and the temptation hits you in the face to cheat

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